What the fuck is this?

What the fuck is this?

Please tell me that's from Kojima's twitter.

it aint vidya

avant garde dining

Looks like the dark souls of fine dining

Looks like a fancy way to serve alcohol

does anyone else see loss

Wait.. I think it's a fruit salad.

You lift up the glass, and the fruit falls out onto the plate, then you have what looks like Bleu cheese cubes with some kind of pepper or maybe lava salt? The shot glass is oil and vinegar, or some kind of dressing. Then you have the onions and lemon to garnish it yourself.

Stop being entitled. If you had just gotten the seasons pass, all the dlc may or may not have been free. For a bit. Then you buy it again. Either way, the devs work very hard and steak is not for everyone, so please, stop pushing your "free steak with my drink" spoiled brat mentality.

Is this what passes as food nowadays?

Go to bed, user.

>not even 4 panels

you gotta try harder than that

A $120 "meal".

That shit costs two AAA video games?

Ah the classic deconstructed nu male cuckold meal with garnish

An absolute main stay at my table

not video games

>Not serving food on a fucking steel beam.

Everything looks like a Cuphead boss to me now. Fuck you Sup Forums

Greek salad, plated fancily to justify the probably extortionate price.

Shut up about this cuphead shit, fuck off

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kill yourself

It's probably the first course.

Rate my brunch

it's cute but how do you eat it

stick a fork down the middle

Needs banana slices and bacon

Sounds fucking disgusting but probably doesn't taste too bad

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>at fancy restaurant
>order your meal
>get served this

what do?

Rate my dinner

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The far left cube looks like a cat

So how do you fine anons like your steak boiled?

It's possible to eat healthy foods that are cheap too.

Damn, cuphead such an underrated game, would be nice if Sup Forums talked about it

Tell my date that there's something afoot.

great you discovered wewantplates do you want a fucking medal

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Cringe

>Kojima's twitter
First thing I thought of when I saw OP's pic.

You joke, but boiled steak can be really good.

On the left: feces known as peanut butter
On the right: puked up cum known as majo

What? There's a plate right there in the pic.

nu-food

Hello fellow r/wewantplates redditor, always nice to see fellow redditors :DD

Food thread?

tab back into twitch IRL ya normalfag

haha you're so funny man XD

What do you like to eat, user?

gotta quickly sear it afterwards but I am pretty sure restaurants do sous vide. That or they have really excellent chefs able to do such perfect jobs to how done the steak is. I can never get such a uniform quality to it.

>cuphead isnt normalfag

Dont bother replying.

UMA DELICIA

What the fuck is wrong with that sandwich?

>October 2014
you're not fooling anyone user

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I remember reading something about how sous vide cooking is illegal in American restaurants because of the guidelines about the temperatures at which foods are allowed to be held. Maybe I'm misremembering though.

just like the working class proletariat always eats

What's funny about not eating feces?

>[Insert what I like]
>hah, that's shit
Don't even try.

Good but only if you don't put them together you madman

wow

>eating a slice of bread with just mayonnaise on it
I find that more disgusting than including peanut butter. The Elvis Sandwich has persisted for a reason.