This is the ideal Neopet. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

This is the ideal Neopet. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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but that's wrong, you chucklefuck

Neopets had the best childhood waifus, prove me wrong

Always wanted an MSP Poogle but it's like a .001% chance to get it with the lab ray. They're too cute.

Can't.

>not April Ryan

who

Agreed.

>not jhudora
Pleb

I thought i was a furfag because of digimon, but honestly it was probably neopets from the start.

Those royal pets though

>not green

Do you even Eyries?

You are correct.

I actually had this paint, way back when..

>tfw burned through untold amount of accounts because of boards related shenanigans
Fun times

One of the best days of my life when I got the Darigan paintbrush.

>I like Eyries

>read Harry Potter book 3
>GRIFFINS ARE THE GREATEST EVER HOLY SHIT

Basically me. As I got older I realize that Chimeras are the best fantasy beast.

severe lack of pet variety itt

Aisha and Hissi are better. Although Hissi looks like shit in the new portraits.

>Aisha
>Hissi

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much of a furfag are you?

0. I despise furshit even though I love neopets. Aisha I just happen to have a plushie of in real life, so it's special to me.

>hissi
>furry
???

Post that fucking Pterodactyl that traumatized the shit out of me.
You know the one.

neopets.com/prehistoric/thebeast4.phtml

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>wake up
>get free omelette
>get free snowball
>play slot machines for treasure maps
>play doubloon game

Is there a better autistic feel?

My nigga.
She was my first waifu

Nice Neopet, faggot.

reported

both

TH pls werk

>aisha and shoyru
excellent taste

I like bori

Would she date a human?

She wouldn't need to.
Not when morphing potions exist in that universe

That's not a jub jub r-tard. Mods ban this idiot.

QUIGGLE HERE
EVERYTHING ELSE A SHIT

who /neoquest/ here

NEOFFICIAL NEOPET NEOPOWER NEORANKINGS
GOD TIER:
Kacheek
Bori
Kougra
Gelert
Aisha
Xweetok
Eyrie
Cybunny
GOOD TIER:
Ixi
Kau
Buzz
Zafara
Shoyru
Pteri
Korbat
Acara
Peophin
Jetsam
Lutari
OKAY TIER:
Wocky
Techo
Lenny
Kyrii
Skeith
Blumaroo
Usul
Poogle
Uni
Elephante
Lupe
Mynci
Tonu
Moehog
Scorchio
Meerca
Grarrl
Gnorbu
Yurble
Bruce
Floatsam
Chomby
Krawk
Ruki
HONORARY QUIGGLE TIER:
Quiggle
Nimmo
Grundo
Ogrin
Koi
Vandagyre
Chia
Tuskaninny
Jubjub
Draik

>no Koga
>no Teko

Trash

>honorary quiggle
>quiggle
hmm

Bori, Chomby, Krawk and Jubjub are top tier, fite me

Post pets

Jubjub dropped from top tier the moment they introduced the new portraits. Not as hard as Kiko but still pretty bad.

...

hey kids, don't forget to play McDonald's Fry Race, or Kellog's Fruit Loop Ring Toss for your daily chance at free neopoints
those dung couches aren't cheap

>wraiths are considered highly dangerous
>and you're allowed to keep them as pets
Cool stuff

wraiths are my precious spooky children

>Esophagor still asks you for rare to find spooky food

You might be onto something

>Riki
>Okay tier

Who the fuck actually wanted one of those cockroaches

Who /ice bori/ here? Just checked, mine just turned 13 years old.

>tfw just realized neopets was my first experience as a furry

Kass always made my peepee feel funny.

isn't that the one that needed you to install a shitty toolbar to get

You leave

You stay

Yep. Definitely gave my parent's computer a virus. I was not a smart 10 year old.

worth it

>guilty as charged

I had a flaming Chomby and a flaming Shoyru, then unlocked the lab maps and did questionable experiments on them which transformed them into all manner of abominations.

I wanted one my entire childhood and finally got one when I returned