Wanna come back to my place and watch me play Destiny 2?

>wanna come back to my place and watch me play Destiny 2?

Wat do?

No

OwO

>she

yes

How do traps do it, bros? Majority of traps (not trannies) are hotter than 90 percent of women.

I would while massaging his feet.

I don't know

I don't even have fun watching myself play Destiny 2 why would I enjoy watching someone else play

who are you quoting?

you're gay my dude.

punch his face as hard as i can hopefully breaking his nose

but he probably has gross boifeet, traps can never hide their foot masculinity

>being a disgusting footffag

i dont get how trannies look manlier than some cis males

*unsheathes gas*

...

>Liking girls
Who are you quoting?

Traps are somewhat self-aware.
>i wanna be the cute girl *drinks soylent and shaves legs*
vs
>i AM a beautiful woman *reminds you that stubble on women is attractive and you're a bigot*

why don't trannies learn the way of the trap
it's obviously possible to pass as female, why don't they put any effort into it if they really want to be female

Found the retard.

>Trap
Whatever, put come clothes on.

>Watch me play vidya.
Co-op or gtfo.

Is this YellowTeaCup from /dg/?

they are literally chads with tits

i'd probably say yes since no one ever asks me that, and i've been meaning to get out more

That makes no sense because by definition, a trap has to pass for an attractive girl.

>Destiny 2
Sure I could use a nap.

Unless (s)he's the kind of gamer that demands total silence around himself, yeah, sure.

I'll hang around, read Sup Forums on my phone and watch a cute trap play a shitty video game if it makes her happy and leads to conversation.

*notices bulge* owo whats this?

Because it's not something that everyone can do, regardless of how many stupid guides you read on here. You either have a certain amount of androgyny that you can legitimately cultivate, or you don't and hormones/cardio only go so far. It doesn't help that most Trannies start incredibly late.

>that bulge

a-user

those feet look really small
is this a child

This. im so fucking sick of all these people just dumbing down the term trap to include any crossdreser with a man face in his moms undies.

The word VERY CLEARLY implies that they are trapping you because in a real life scenario you would assume they were a real girl.

This means that yes, passable trannies are traps.

Anything past 16 is too late for all but a lucky few

Thanks bro but I'm not gay destiny is trash

Only if they still have their dick intact.

Transexuals are not traps, only transvestites. Using hormones disqualifies you and if they cut the cock off its not a trap at all, just a useless abomination.

>be me
>lots of medical problems
>testicular torsion at 13
>this leads to stunted puberty
>literally 5'5 with no visible adams apple girly face and tiny shoulders
>started hormones at 23
>still pass just fine
Life is great

a child wouldn't be wearing a g-string. it's probably just a slut.

Not until you buy it on PC you faggot

>23
Should've had a baby by then.

Are we supposed to believe you without pictures?

>Using hormones disqualifies you
100% false. Sorry kid, you read too much hentai. The only thing that disqualifies you are breast implants or having your penis removed.

The most famous trap of all, fucking linetrap, was on hormones when she was famous.

You would know this if you were not a newfag

Agree, then go over and kill him because he's a mentally fucked degenerate

Dis nigga look like Aidra Fox.

i dont really care if you believe me

i mean i had a lot of medical problems like i said, spent a lot of my life in hospitals. Im far behind anyone else my age developmentally because of it

Gross. No thanks. My wife has big girl tits, not Sup Forums pedo-lolita-body. Kys btw

>she

Pretty sure this is Korra Del Rio for the curious before the hot pocket volunteer force deletes the thread

I have only ever seen one passable trap/tranny/fuccboi in my life and this is not it

>caring about pronouns

Cutie

If you pass, GL on landing a good husband.

.... do you know who i am?

>bragging about how much you know about "famous" traps
Unironically consider suicide.

>2D traps almost always have cute feminine dicks
>3D traps almost always have average to monster cocks

why would i need a husband when girls are way cuter? Men are sexually irellevent when my dick is bigger than most anyways.

>not knowing basic Sup Forums
off to reddit, faglord

It really bothers me considering I'm a total top and my dick is only average compared to these traps with 9 inchers. Like why even go full bottom when you're blessed with such a dick.

if your dick is so big then why dont you shove it up your own ass

traps >>>>>>>>>>> trannies
I'd rather fug a cute feminine guy than a lunatic who thinks cutting off his dick makes him a girl

>this whole post
>she

I'd fuck Bailey jay literally any day of my life at any point of what she looked like past or present. Holy fucking shit I wish I could. I'm married with a kid too and I still wish this

>caring about dick size

sauce?

no, i just think all trans people deserve a nice compliment. whenever i see someone posting in threads that they've transitioned/are transitioning, I compliment

>being so new you literally werent around when linetrap was everywhere on Sup Forums
kys
not always but sometimes

>she

>being gay is "basic Sup Forums"

Would fugg

>present.
Sure about that? >She's a fucking fatass now

line-trap is basic fucking knowledge, kill yourself and lurkmore newshit

>tfw bi
>have nothing to do besides work
>would rather watch them play Destiny 2 than actually play it myself
I see no problems with this.

*shrug* I'm female (female) and I couldn't really imagine a life without men. Good ones are the best thing in the world.
Surprised to hear your dick works honestly, thought hormones killed them.

cant, im like half an inch too short at 7.5.

oh, ty

0/100

The only way to truly become a girl is to have your ass fucked until you can't orgasm any other way according to my hentai doujinshi.

She's got some big ole badonkadonks and a fat ass, of course I would

Even better

He's also balding. The male pattern balding, too.

So many stale memes in one post

>implying that doesn't make them hotter

shut the fuck up roast beef

OWO WHAT'S THIS

Sup Forums told me that dick size and height were all that mattered.

It can be if the dick is still feminine despite being big, but usually they are grotesque and big.

Sure thing dad.

It's hotter to dominate something that is bigger than you. Everyone likes an underdog story. There's no appeal to me if they have a micropenis

you're gay my friend

where do I find girls with feminine penises?

>3D traps will never look as good as 2D traps
Why even live?

Dumb frog poster.

I'm a fan of the uphill battle myself but it doesn't apply here for me.

Well, that depends. Is that a detachable penis in your pants?

It's because body fat dramatically changes how big your dick looks. Both generally speaking (Bulky body making dick look comparatively small) and more specifically because fat in your crotch jiggling forward and smothering your dick. If you're emaciated from eating nothing but liquid estrogen drank all day every day you won't have any fat around your dick.

>listening to Sup Forums

what 3d thing looks better than the 2d alternative?

You are r eddit as fuck man.

asian and white men are meant to be females, just like black women are born to be men

no wonder white women are the apex of female beauty and black men are the epitome of masculinity

i'm white boy btw

It's mostly due to confirmation bias.
>Be a man.
>Hate myself for it and proceed to go through years of painstaking work undergoing therapy, training my voice, taking hormones and receiving surgery.
>Look like a low-to-mid tier woman and never say a god damn thing to suggest otherwise.
>Slip under everyone's radar.

>Be a fat, 48year old slob with a fetish for wearing women's underwear, a mid-life crisis and severe mental trauma from when I walked in on my dad sucking off another man
>Decide that my mental instability is actually caused by society's refusal to accept that I like to jack off while wearing panties.
>Kick and shout and scream to anyone and everyone that I'm a lesbian transgender and they need to respect me and my life choices.
>Don't shave because that's society oppressing me, don't loose weight because that's society oppressing me, do take estrogen because that's a magic beauty pill that fixes 30+ years of poor life decisions, don't take testosterone blocker because that's society oppressing me.
>Act surprised when everyone says I look like a freak of nature who needs euthanizing.

it does sometimes kill your dick but luckily it did not for mine. Honestly i used to only like men before hormones and for whatever reason the tranny pills made me like girls instead.