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>ASMR Let's Play
>giving a shit
>ASMR
How much of a pathetic friendless virgin are you?
give op pointers?
there's an incredible view of the anor londo wall and cliffside from sif's boss arena that i stared at for almost five minutes.
my friends won't come over and whisper softly in my ears and crinkle paper while I go to sleep
asmr is cheaper than benadryl and wine
Not all ASMR is women whispering sweet nothings in your ear, user
why the fuck are you bullying me
the weak must fear the strong
post your favorite ASMRtist that isn't just a whispering pornstar
>he doesn't get the tingles
sub-human
Moonglove ASMR
I miss April. She's been gone for so long.
>Intentional "ASMR"
What a bunch of fucking homos.
did you want this to be an asmr thread or a dark souls thread?
Maybe unintentional is more your speed
I'm scared of ASMR idk why
I do get them but only unintentionally, intentionally triggering them is retarded.
ASMR is acceptable if you use it to go to sleep
you could at least link that video user, now i'm curious!
>whispering pornstar
THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST. I don't know how in the hell people get crinkles or whatever the hell it's called without the 3Dio mic. It's like listening to gross sounds happening in your face instead of around your face.
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I don't usually share this but it's Sup Forums and this girl needs a bit of a popularity boost. Even if it's just one or two people.
She basically does videos with yandere onee-san or tired OL in it and its miles better than the meme English ones with British accents. Best of all, she speaks with a bit of Kansai-ben, which really does it for me.
I use it to sleep user. Having a cute girl breathing into a microphone is relaxing.
I got tingles from her intro video. I subbed
what's your trigger, man
I didn't know Sup Forums hosted the ero voice generals here.
not him but im a big fan of crinkly stuff, so the crinkle heaven series are usually right up my alley
have you listened to Isabel Imagination?
Ghost in the Shell, more like the fucking Species aliens.
yeah her outfit is really dumb but her tingles are no joke
>girl ASMRtists
Disgusting.
True ASMR patricians recognize Ephemeral Rift and Dr. T as the true masters of ASMR.
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nah i mostly listen to speechless stuff like asmrsurge and made in france asmr
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I dislike RP ASMR or just talking. She's mainstream but she's honest
>'hey I found some strange shit that sounds cool when I tap it, here you go'
I miss going to the barber.
same. I've been growing my hair out, but I do miss the feeling of a fresh haircut and the banter from my barber.
>Decide to give it a try
>Load up an ASMR video
>Girl seriously starts spitting/drooling into the mic two minutes in
>Listen to her swallowing her own saliva loudly and spitting for a couple seconds before closing it
ASMR is neurotic and other mentally unstable loonies
>tfw I just want my barbers to cut my hair and leave me alone
ASMR freaks me out. It feels like hypnosis attempts or what psychic attacks would feel like.
>Not listening to hentai ASMR
let me fix your shit taste
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Well today I learned what that nice tingly feeling is that I get when I listen to people talk sometimes. Glad to know it's a more common thing
>always thought ASMR was like those "getting a haircut" videos
>it's girls whispering in your ear and crinkling bubble wrap
I don't see the appeal. It just feels forced and hokey; moreso in a "let's play" setting
Seren made some of the best das asmr its a shame he quit years ago
you just introduced me to a whole new world and i thank you
good night, sweet prince
Bob ross was what started it for me. It was always so relaxing watching him paint. Maybe that woule be something youd like over all that garbage roleplay bs. Not everyone can experience it though which I think is a shame.
>No subs
Give me a quick Gestalt on the plot.
It has to be genuine for me. Not some chick opening a box in the most unnatural way possible.
asmr is just a roundabout way to slip into a meditative trance.
that moment when i got tingles while listening to a girl cumming and a dick ejaculating, i couldn't sleep that night thinking about what am i doing with my life
>I'm apathetic
Bob Ross is perfection
Dark Souls is only relaxing in the chill-out hubs like Firelink Shrine or Majula.
like any other hentai succubus plot
I don't get it either, I think its fetish shit.
asmr is just a shitty fetish and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is just ashamed of themselves.
Just put on some rain audio if you need background noise for sleeping.
YES!!! this is quality ASMR
I can't stand asmr. Every time I try listening to one it just feels like a bug is crawling in my ear and I have an overwhelming urge to rip my headphones off my head.
What the hell is this fucking shit? Do people unironically listen to dumb whores whispering bullshit into a microphone? And they even find that relaxing? Jesus Christ.
it is more relaxing than shitposting i can tell
Ephemeral's Bloodborne ASMR was pretty good.
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Haha, it's just for sleeping, haha. I don't masturbate and pretend she's licking my face when making the sounds.
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Still one of my favorite ASMR lets plays
>asmr is just a shitty fetish and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is just ashamed of themselves.
Actually it's not a fetish. Audio porn and hypno porn definitely is though, my friend.
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>I want you to rape me
>I want
That isn't how rape works fucking NORMIES. I expected to hear SCREAMS.
thanks for this pepe
There was a girl who used to make vids before they really took off and she was prolific to say the least over 100 vids. A lot of them were odd sort of roleplays. Her accent and tone were sound wave gold. I think she was turkish but lived in Britain. Her vidya asmr was the best besides Bob ross. Then she just disappeared. I kinda respected her work for that.
Ephemerals stuff is pretty good over all just wish he'd finish a fucking game
Cute looking girl though.
user I love you, you've introduced me to some great shit
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How in the fuck is this allowed on Youtube?
yw reddit
>tfw I played league with her once
This is possibly the most retarded thing I've ever seen
>Watching "Let's Plays" instead of playing the game yourself
they get dumber than you'd think
surely this one is parody though?
Hey, I didn't say you could save it!
look at his uploads
some videos get removed, i miss the one with the twin lolis
The haircut ones are the only ones I've listened to since I find haircuts relaxing. I don't get the rest of the stuff though.
Why is Undead Asylum the most relaxing and atmospheric place in the whole series?
is this faggot eating chips?
pretty interesting stuff to listen to even if he has the typical accent
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You just know some dickhead is just gonna start screaming outta his mind during one of those, I think I'd have an heart attack if that happens
>Watching ASMR to jack off
>Caring about anything but the sounds
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This motherfucker knows what sup.
>watching anything to do with liquids before you go to sleep
you're just asking for your sleep to be interrupted
>Going to bed with a full bladder.
Nigga, just take a piss before you lay down.
>I'm not from redd-
>being too poor to afford adult diapers
I dont really get ASMR. What the fuck am I supposed to feel? What sensations should I get?
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Does this count as asmr?
it's the final frontier of jacking off
>ASMR
Jesus Christ, go back 2 rhedit faggots, this has to be one of the stupidest, most useless shit I've ever seen, take your cancer back.
>candlejack isn't re-
Congrats, you don't have autism