THINK OF THE LAST VIDEO GAME YOU PLAYED LAST TIME

THINK OF THE LAST VIDEO GAME YOU PLAYED LAST TIME

NOW REVIEW THAT GAME YOU PLAYED BUT ONLY IN RHYME

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Why do I play this still it's really daft.
When will I quit World of Warcraft?

Of Kirby games, I have played the top tier
and it's name is Kirby and the Amazing Mirror

EXPECTED STRATEGY AND COMMAND
GOT NON STOP GRENADE SPAM AT KARKAND

People say it's a hit.
But I know it's shit.

I thought Hearthstone was charming and funny
but in the end they were just begging for my money

Last I played was Kingdom Hearts, I only the story didn't have so many parts. By now the controls can be seen as clunky, but all in all it isn't funky. Story stars Sora, Goofy, and Donald. Gotta admit, using Disney was bold. You travel to worlds based on Aladdin, Peter Pan, and Tarzan, though the Little Mermaid world was a piece of shit, man. Underwater controls are the bane of this game, sometimes I wonder how it got fame. The highlight of this game were fights against bosses. I'll admit, Maleficent and Riku handed me some losses. But whatever, I can't wait for KH3. Fuck the delay comments, it'll be on time for me.

Final Fantasy 15, oh god what could have been
it hurts my heart, it pains the mind, to think square will never win our mind

Though it's sequels have caused many woes
I still like the original New Super Mario Bros.

But that one was a good game, how could anyone think that one was lame?

I have a boner and yes I want to fuck Link
But he ate dubious food and now his butt stinks.

Despite the drab decor, and all the dead on the floor, I find myself enjoying Way of the Samurai 4

I can't rhyme
but I liked Metroid Prime

Only in the first act of the game, but Shadow of War just seems like more of the same

The game itself is too easy, not much chance of a defeat.
Travel to a new place, build, fight, build boat, repeat.
It's really quite a shame
that this game is so lame
I think it had the potential to be sweet.


Bam, limerick.

Super Metroid
It's a sequel to Metroid

>rhyming mind with mind

no.

OP, I'M SORRY BUT THAT'S A REALLY BAD RHYME
YOU SAID "LAST" TWO TIMES, THIS MUST BE A RAP CRIME
I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THIS, IT'S EASY AS KILLING SLIME
DON'T WORRY, I'M A PRO, I DO THIS FULL TIME

I'VE BEEN PLAYING BLADE & SOUL FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS
NCSOFT FUCKING UP, BUT COMBAT IS TOP TIER
END GAME, PRETTY BORING 'CEPT FOR THE RAIDS THAT WE CLEAR
FEELS LIKE A TASK SOMETIME BUT AT LEAST ITS NOT NIER

Run n Gun is all you do in Cuphead
A glorified boss rush is instead, the game quickly fell dead

I just bust a fat nut

I'M AWARE, HONEST, I SWEAR.

BUT YOU'RE NOT TOO GOOD EITHER, YOU MAY NEED TO TAKE A BREATHER

RHYMING "TIER" WITH "YEARS"? YOU AREN'T EVEN AS GOOD AS YOUR PEERS!

Hat in Time, why oh why
Tried to copy Sunshine, couldn't even try
Hat Kid is cute, but her lines forced
Excitement for this game felt coerced
Five years of development, 8 hours of play
Makes Grunty feel sad to this day

Okay I'll try to review in a rhyme

I'm currently playing a hat in time.

It's controls are slick and it's a joy to play.

It's story is charming in a quirky way.

It's the best platformer I've played in a while

But people now think I'm a pedophile

I have a haiku
Worlds are very fun
Collecting is limited
Soundtrack is god-tier

SHALLOW AND SLOW, AND THE ONLINE IS DEAD
FOR 60 DOLLARS, ARMS ARE PRETTY BAD

I've been playing this mobage Duel Links
And boy this meta - it reeks, it stinks!
Red-Eyes and Dragons keep getting the buff
Kaiba, Super Joey, now Mokuba - that's enough!

It’s an RPG that’s highly revered
Some might say it’s a bit weird
But I enjoy the game EarthBound
I think it’s kusic has a lovely sound

I came here to tell you your rhyming is trash, please take your computer and burn it to ash.

Ten years ago it was an unstoppable Force
Yet I still have love for counter strike source

Golf story was fun
It's a story about golf
This is a haiku

Playing Disgaea 5 for story
will bring you no glory
Make sure you beat it quick
because that awful script will make you sick!

The game gives the Wolf as fuel, who is needlessly cruel, but with a grudging respect for the rules.

Point and click, and you'll have your flick,
but don't assume that means it's just for chicks.

There's action abound, as Wolf fights all around, trying desperately to hold his ground.

Evil has come to his beloved fable town, and it's up to Big B. Wolf to learn just how it went down.

Finally getting around to Cuphead.
Almost done with the first island, often am I dead.
I love the music, the style, the gameplay, the art;
It's just a shame that it makes me feel not very smart.

A Hat in Time has cute boys a plenty
that I really quite often find my pants tenting
The Conductor is brash, loud and cute
There's owls I wish to hug 'til they hoot
Crows walk bent forward with tailfeathers lifted,
To make all these cute boys someone must be quite gifted
I beat the game thoroughly, one hundred percent
Now I can't rhyme, my brain's totally spent

I'm playing Dark Souls
Both second and third
My thirst for castration may never be cured

what the fuck did you ask of me? no one plays videogames on the board named Sup Forums.

Though Bethesda fans weep and wail

New Vegas is an engrossing tale

An empty world, no fun they say!

While for shitty mods they're forced to pay

The gameplay and humour in A Hat in Time make me jolly
Despite everyone else here just to fantasise about a loli

I USED TACHANKA'S SHIELD, TIS TRUE
BUT THATCHER'S BULLETS FLEW STRAIGHT THROUGH

SEASON OF HEALTH DID LITTLE TOO
THE NET CODE STILL IS SMELLY POO

EVERYONE WHO PLAYS AGREES
THAT GREEN-HAIRED BITCH IS QUITE OP

AND YET INSPITE OF ALL THESE FLAWS
I CANT ESCAPE ITS ADDICTIVE DRAWS

What's to be said of the greatest of all time,
It's name's golf story, but does that rhyme?

In Sonic Mania I went fast.
Exploring the levels was a blast.
The graphics were good, and music too.
I can't wait for Mania 2.

Fire Emblem Heroes takes my time and money
But what matters most is I rolled my waifu honey

fuck it i'll do the game i played before it as well
Six years much too late,
The first Nier was on my plate.
The gameplay wasn't as bad as I'd heard,
Even if it was easy enough to be absurd.
I was spoiled on almost all the story,
But I wanted to see it myself- behold it in its glory.
The banter between Nier and Weiss
Was funny and unexpectedly nice.
The music, as expected, was utterly amazing,
Even if the plains one played too much while farming goats grazing.
I never actually saw the second-to-last Ending C,
But the final ending was too much for me to replay it to that degree.

X-Factor is a broken piece of poo.
Now I'm going to play MvC2.

That nigger coach is such a fag
Who's he to say my swing is bad?

When we played Lara he chopped the grass
It sucked, I just carried his ass

ROSES ARE RED.
VIOLETS ARE BLUE.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU.

>rhyming with the same word

Cyber Angels, Ojamas belong in Plat and above
I stay in Gold for the fun decks I love
Counter Traps and Geminis may not take you far
But I enjoy them well, they're up to par

>bad
>dead
>rhyme

Although you insulted me, I'd like you to know that your post made me chuckle with glee.

Oosaka awakening, not a game I know that for sure...
it's a nukige, user you play with your dick and some lube.
You kidnap girls and make them your cock slaves
it has bdsm you torture those hot babes!
But fret not my friends these games have happy endings!
there is a special prize if you cum inside your favorite ladies
do it enough times and, surprise, she is pregnant with your baby!

"Space ninjas play free" they say, yet hundreds of dollars i've spent. Some kid fucking called my Nezha gay, user i hope you get bent.

Your rhymes are bad cause they lack rhythm
Too bad there is no rhyme for rhythm

You double post and delete, but you'll never live this down!
This screencap preserves you forever as a clown!

Fuck you, fuck you and your stupid rhythm
I hope you have a fucking aneurysm

CONTRA 3 IS PRETTY DOPE
CLIMBING ON THE FACTORY'S METAL ROPE
SWATTING DOWN THEM FLIES WITH MY GUNS
BUT THE TWIN TERMINATORS IS WHERE I LOST MY FUNS

That only rhymes if you say it with a French accent.

the game is great
i will not lie
but why can't the annoying cat in the game
just fucking die?

How is Ruiner btw? Looks interesting

Never seen it mentioned here, only found it at random on a torrent site

youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs

Shitty controls. Hard and annoying to hit the enemies. Good setting and music though.

I did

Among dim lights I pull an all nighter
Dark Souls makes me seethe in anger
to git gud I'am told in playful banter
Fuck Anor Londor and that one archer.

It's not fair, not fair I say! Why must I keep being so fucking gay?

Playing Ruiner
Forgot about the dinner
And my penis go thinner
Cause even on first boss I can't be the winner.

My heart is heavy, woe prevails
For cripples and their dreary tales
I breath about a fell whisper
>You'll never run the track with her

Are you serious guys ? You just go first to the left archer and beat the shit out of him, and right not giving a single fuck about you. Then you go and beat him.

That's all! Not difficult, right ?

What game, you didn't tell.

Why would you post this, without giving us intel?

Exterior like fish eggs, interior like suicide rithrags, i could exercise, can't make it.... I think y'all know the rest

Just sunk another 5 hours
In Overwatch quickplay
To distract me from the fact
That I'll never get laid
The playerbase is toxic
Either dying or dead
I wish Id spent my money
On PUBG instead

This should be the Sup Forums motto

With Darkest Hour my days have been spent
From front to front with my Panzers I went
with much glee I served
The Führer's meal much deserved
Polish stew, French froglegs, Russian borscht, bright red
With these dishes already I went right ahead
But no Jewish falafel, for this game much too grim
let's leave that to the holocauster sim!

Mother 3 is so much fun
Comboing enemies makes 'em dead and done
I love Kumatora and Duster too
And the humor makes me laugh out the wazoo

I cri everytiem in chapters 1, 6, and 8
And the translation patch is so great
Playing hard mode is a bit of a grind
But as long as I git gud I don't mind

Infodump could have been done better
But everything else I wouldn't change a letter
Something something something grease
Fuck me, this game's a masterpiece

Mining, fishing, and farming are fine
But the big goal here is to make Haley mine

More like Sup Forums. Can't think of a single board that enjoys what it's about.

When the fuck can I buy a gun
I'm on 3DS playing SMT1

Expected shit, like the bat and the newt
but alas, this game is well-made and cute.

Super smash 4 Wii U
Oh how I find myself Loathing you
with your sub par online service
I scream so loud the neighbors call the police
This is an even greater salt factory
Than playing Street fighter 5
Wifi connection so shitty
This is where input lag strive
How can a grown man like me
let a 10 years old make him so angry?
I'm so bad at the game spammers beat my ass
I throw the controller like an autist with no class
I can't deal with the constant disrespect
It's either I rape them or they rape me
Self control becomes a project
I'm probably financing the entire salt industry
Offline, the game is cool, though
No fucking shitty online, no bad manners
I find myself having a blast with my bros
But I wish I could git gud and beat them fucking online niggers
In overall, the game's unbalanced as hell
But it wasn't meant as a fite gaem
The best characters are OP, it's a shame
Because they're the most fun to play
I wanna git gud, but I feel like I'm playing a fucking turtle
Shield into grab all day long
DI that down throw into fair fair is a fucking struggle
Sometimes it's boring as shit, the shield is way too strong
Yeah, that's it, just fuck my shit up you slime!
I can't escape your lame game and your down throw
Your character has ultimate priority over mine
It makes me miss the the wombo combos

In conclusion, I wish this game was more like Melee
But I sound like one of those meleefags who can't git gud
But although I am neither good at Smash 4 or Melee
I really fucking miss those L cancels and in-your-face gameplay

The game was quite good, and it was oozing with charm
But a little more content wouldn't have done any harm.
The voice actors were sweet, really gave it their all
A fun bunch of misfits in the casting call.
Controls were quite good, only one or two glitches
And some of the writing did leave me in stitches.
But nearing the end it did run out of steam
The last bits do feel like development dreams.
Overall very good, rated at 8.8
The ending could have used just a little more weight.

Exploring the Lands, Enemies Abound
I just wish the level design was sound
Too many Bosses, what am I to do
When they all look like Poo!

how does that even remotely rhyme

cuphead game is p great
everyone wanna fuck a snek

They whine and they sneer
"Don't shell when I'm near!"
Their pings, their cries, all fall on deaf ears
The GS with Level 3 charge realizes his fears
With a press of an A he gets thrown aside
I am the Gunlance. My shells, they are Wide.

It's my Game of the Year.

Found the shitter.

I don't know why I started up Heroes of the Storm
I guess it's because I'm a NEET who's frustrated and bored
It's simple and casual but still entertaining
Who gives a shit if it's not deep like Dota? I'm not complaining

Not him, but in American English sometimes people pronounce mirror as something close to "meerr"

Yes indeed the killing game stopped
But has however the ball dropped?
The girls are cute and beautiful it's true
However the ending is tough meat to chew.

Nevertheless, it's still enjoyable,
And the magician is particularly adorable.
Never forget when he tried the seesaw
For this mistake revealed the outlaw.

Stardew Valley, where you toil daily
All so that someday you can fuck Haley

Quake Champions is such a great game.
I can't say the same for Doom which is a reboot only in name.

I would slap my forehead
Every time in Cuphead
Some boss would make me dead.
Every night before bed
Twas to myself I said
"Just one more time I'll tread."
"Please just beat it now," I pled
For I needed to be fed
And review it in this thread.

Pokemon's 7th Gen isn't usually very fun
So I'm doing a nuzlocke of Pokemon Sun

The story is still shit, the characters have no style
But a challenge run can at least make it more of a trial

You'd think a region with 300 species would feel diverse
But the truth somehow feels like the exact inverse

So if I run into yet another fucking Gumshoos
I'm going to go upstairs and finally use my noose

persona 5 is what it is called
sorry to have left you blue balled
now if your interested, have at go
i apologise that my reply was slow

How is it going, your nuzlocke playthrough?
I'd give it a go but they take a long time to do
I nuzlocked gen 1-3 when I was a teen
but I don't have the patience for the shitty 3D
I still haven't gotten around to completing pokemon sun
I'd have more fun swallowing the barrel of a gun

WHAT DO I PLAY ON MY 2000 DOLLAR PC?

I EMULATE GAUNTLET DARK LEGACY!

It's going decently well, we've been progressing swiftly
Though I do wish my team's average Speed was above 50

I set foot onto Poni Island, just last night
The very end of this Nuzlocke is now within sight

But Lusamine got a crit, and killed my precious Mudsdale
So my journey's on hold while I train new detail

I'm constantly left wondering who will be left alive
(But if you want to do a Nuzlocke, go with Gen 4 or 5)

A new Layton game? Holy shit, I'm sold!
His daughter is is cute, funny, clever and bold.
But two cases in, I'll put it on hold.
The old charm's gone, maybe I'm just old.

I don't think I can bring myself to go back to 4
It's my least favourite- everything about diamond was poor
The gameplay was slow, and half the new roster were babies
I'll look into pokemon platinum, maybe
I also didn't think deliberate levelling was okay
But I don't blame you, gen 7 is gay

Honks and farts are pretty alright.
/tg/ and /vg/ always in fights.
While this game may be outdated and sometimes a bit dull,
I've spent so much time that I just can't let go!

IM MAKING STEADY PROGRESS IN DARK SOULS 3

THE SENSE OF REWARD THAT I GET MAKE-A-ME GO WEEEE.

What?
How are you pronouncing "tier" that it doesn't rhyme?

/An/ Likes animals.