TAYSTUH MY BLADE!

TAYSTUH MY BLADE!

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I find this post very racist! Orcs are just like us humans! They can think and speak normally, they are not bloodthirsty savages anymore I swear!

tauren chieftan > blademaster

Something need doing

>Blademaster takes skill

Best WC3 quotes?

FROSTMOURNE HUNGERS

My old bones ache...

START RUNNING

IIIIIII AINT GOT NO BOOOOOOOOOODY

>ARE YOU THREATENING ME??
I'm still unsure if that's meant to be a beavis and butthead reference

I LISTEN

...

i fucking hate women

its 100% a beavis and butthead reference, old blizzard games were full of pop references

>old blizzard games were full of pop references
and it only went downhill from there.

>doing simple tasks or just walking around
>quote wc3 or say the voice lines in my head all the time
It's been almost 2 fucking decades, when do they stop?
>WHAAT TASK IS THERE
>I HEAR YOU AND OBEY (always say I AM HERO AND OBEY)
>TASTE MY BLADE
>FO THE BOININ BLADE
>HUWEEEEEEE
>HOH

zug zug

For my father, the king
For my father, the king
A sound plan
For my father, the king

i like the human peasants to be frank

My personal favourite.

delet horde

true

DISMANTLE

THEY CAME FROM... BEHIND

buff it hots fucking when

FROM THE DEPTHS I COME
INDUBITABLY
I'LL CONSUME THE LIVING AND THE DEAD
OBLIVION AWAITS
FEEL THE VENOM OF NERUB
I'LL SEE TO IT
MY M I G H T CANNOT BE MATCHED
KINKY~

Right after the raynor rework.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

>undead takes skill

t. wtii

ARE WE BEING INVADED

I went on a job interview the other day and they were like 'uhh, what's that smell?' and I was like, 'Oh, sorry, it's me'. And then they said they didn't think I'd be able to fit in with the other employees, 'cause they're living and, you know, I'm dead, so I wouldn't be a team player. But then I said I could work 24 hours. And they said 'Oh, right. You could work the graveyard shift

Indubitably.

You simply stopped considering it funny.

It's not like they were ever clever with the writing or making it not completely obvious.

>that filename
still my favorite hero not for any actual reason I just like like beetles and spiders

>before Sup Forums
>after Sup Forums

Best voice.

GN AUTISM COME NERDS

>hehuhuehehe
>what's happening?
>for all my homies

I stand for the light.
*murders innocent civilians*

The real crime is that steve blum was his original voice actor, but because he voiced too many characters in WoW they had to change anub'arak's voice to somebody else.
And then they just threw everyone's favorite beetle into a garbage level 76 dungeon and called it a day.

Agreed.

Arthas figuratively did nothing wrong.

>76
Wasn't it 74?

When I played WC3 for the first time many years ago I though Arthas was a retard and worshiped Sylvanas. I took many years to realize Arthas did nothing wrong.

>and worshiped Sylvanas
No user
You are the retard

oh fuck 72-74, you're right its even worse than I remembered.

>And then they just threw everyone's favorite beetle into a garbage level 76 dungeon and called it a day.

By the time of him appearing in WoW, the players had not even the slightest idea who or even what Anub' Arak is because they'd never played Warcraft.

I know. I have changed my ways since then.

I bet we're kindred spirits, you and I. I often played crypt fiends into destroyers with CL first, DK second. Beetles and spiders are great, UD aesthetics is top-tier.

MOW WORK
OFF I GO DEN

yeah I would say that about sums it up

He came back in TotC at least.

killing workers with him is one of the most satisfying moments of the game

Fucking great.

My friends and I do this too occasionally. Mainly with "I'm awake, I'm awake".

Cucking BM by walling your workers in is a better feeling.

then the night elf guy comes along and starfalls your worker patch

I know I would worship her

>not Kel'Thuzad

He's up there, with the necromancer.

Is there any easy way to get this game these days?

Or a good HU player abuses water elemental summoning mechanics and spawns it inside a wall-in.
The absolute worst is when archmage respecs into blizzard, drinks an invisibility potion and creeps unnoticed to your workers.

Welcome to our village

if you want to play online you're gonna have to pay the blizz tax and buy em from battlenet

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT PLAY ON BATTLE.NET, there are no one here, save for maphackers and cheaters.

Everyone is using w3arena now. Go to tft.w3arena.net and see for yourself. That's where th000/fly/infi/lucifer/yumiko etc are playing. Or were playing few years ago, when I still bothered with wc3 scene.

I was a custom games only pleb so you're probably right, i didn't think he was talking about melee

>implying gargoyle UD isnt the thinking man's race

>wall in against BM
>night elf
Wat

Oh, I kinda forgot about customs. Well, custom maps nowdays are usually hosted on iCCup for their anti-cheat and convenient bot commands. You can even download warcraft 3 tft there: iccup.com/dota/dota_download.html
It's called "dota download", har-har.

Anyway, you can host any supported map using iccup bot, so hosting Footman Frenzy is just typing "/chost FF". You can still host any custom map manually, but then no bot commands for you.

wood wisps

who ever plays 1v1?

People who aren't bad

whatever you have to tell yourself have fun getting tier 1 rushed every game

Thanks I will

I would love to try wc3 1v1, but at this point anyone who is still active is a pro with a decade of experience. What can a casual player even do against such monsters?

have you ever seen a 1v1

>tier 1 rushes
>in WC3
go away Starcraft babby

Stop getting mad at losing or play with other casuals

CITIZENS OF DALARAN, raise your eyes to the skies and observe.

Today our world's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers.

On the flip side, you already have a gigantic wealth of teaching material available to you. Trying to learn Wc3 back in 2003-2005 when a "VOD" was some kind of rare pokemon you had to hunt for, now you have gorillions of recorded hours from the pros

Tell that to NE huntress rush with trees. Or UD two crypts DL ghoul rush. Or HU rifle push. Or ORC hh tower rush.

Wrong Warcraft newfag.

>DL
>tower rush
Stop embarrassing yourself

>youtube.com/watch?v=g9mVkhCCOgI
What did they mean by this?

Funny enough the only he didn't mention was 4 footman tower rush which is the only currently viable tier 1 rush

(not him)
I played mostly RoC it was all rushes before FT I'm pretty sure that's where the got the idea for DotA since like 90% of games ended in hero fights without anything resembling a legit army.

tfw didn't even know people played actual 1v1 because we never bought the game and played on garena which was all dota and also our friends played there I genuinely thought those maps like booty bay were for tasting purposes which people used to make actual custom games which are like dota, fight of characters and tree tag. I wish I learned how to play that there is a very nice chines platform by netease which has super big playerbase finds game in literal seconds

Try watching Grubby's videogames. He has nice over-explain series for beginners:
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youtube.com/watch?v=sUOjCS-pdIg
Along with more advanced commentaries:
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>MUH BLAYDA SIX INCHES
Always thought that was awfully short for a blade.

Netease looks like chinese-only thing, with unrecognizable captcha and phone verification. Still, good for them.

Thanks! The way he is doing everything looks like magic. It is so fast, so much is being controlled simultaneously.

wc4 when?

You wan axe?
The guilty will suffer
I laugh in the face of danger

>but at this point anyone who is still active is a pro with a decade of experience
This isn't true. At least half the players you encounter in battle.net at low levels seem pretty bad. The skill level is much higher on w3arena, which is a private 1v1 service where you can't use hacks unlike on b.net.

Not with current lore.

So NEVER EVER. Plus you want it to be as bad as SCII in the story department?

the gameplay of the campaign of SC2 was good though. Ill take WC4 and just ignore the story.

Wc4 cant make the stroy any worse m8.

This or remaster.

>This or remaster.
I dont see why you need a remaster. A remaster is nice if the game is really old and has low resolutions and such. But WC3 is still perfectly playable.

Yeah, I forgot to explicitly remind you of the magic and create and god connections. Like how arcane is connected to titans, and shit like that. That one pic just rapes the lore beyond redemption

...

dota player?
foul beast foul beast foul beast foul beast foul beast

A STORM IS A COMING

Really the best part of a remaster for an old multiplayer game would be the fact that it'd get people playing again.

>HotS Anub'arak's voice

It should be illegal.

Games can be decided early by choice hero tactics among tier 1 units to the point people surrender , yes

But it's not really rushes as much as it's good creep control and good retreats prior to real armies hitting the field, if that makes sense

Oh boy, can't wait for the upcoming balance patch.