If you don't own a Switch by the end of the year there's probably something objectively wrong with you

If you don't own a Switch by the end of the year there's probably something objectively wrong with you.

Buying one in December is probably the best bet. I bought one at launch and regretted it after the first month since there was nothing else to play.

I'm playing A Hat in Time until Mario comes out and then playing that until Xenoblade but the time in between sucked

>weak ass console
>forced to buy memory card or else some games will not work
>no virtual console yet
>paid online
>that shitty mic accessory
>80$ just just a normal controller
>many games are 540p
>no games post mario odyssey
>literal rehash and post machine
>metroid prime 4 isn’t even developped by retro studios
>3rd party concerns
Yeah, nah

but i can play Zelda in better quality and with mods on PC

>muh mario
>muh zelda
>muh...h-h-uh a-arms I g-uess

I'm fine thank you.

>buying a console with an online subscription

>not using discord or calling them

Switch is getting GOTY in December but I guess GOTY doesn't count because of reasons.

>it's a portable home console, you have to give this an exception
>just like you have to buy a bigger hard drive for PS4/XB1
>yet
>just like literally every other console, it's cheaper than the competition too
>Valid
>Valid
>it's a portable home console
>Valid
>Valid, but excusable since Wii U was a flop and its good games don't deserve to die with that failed hardware
>it's Prime 4 though
>strongest Nintendo 3rd party support since the NES/SNES

Why the fuck should I buy the Switch when the Wii U was a shitshow?

Octopath is the first game that looks worth owning for it. I was considering getting one for monhun, but we all know how that turned out.

I-I-It will be different this time. It is getting Skyrim!

>free for the first year after console's release
>once it becomes paid it'll still be 40 whole dollars cheaper than PSN+ or Gold
kek

There are three pairs of gloves. The first pair contains poison tipped barbs in each finger. The second pair contains non-poisoned barbs. The third pair contains no barbs of any kind.

Which gloves do you wear?

Why would I buy a beta version with high price and a shitty battery you moronic cunt?

>stupid Sony niggers buying a ps4 just for Bloodborne
>b-buy a switch for Mario g-guys!!!

Thanks but I dont play children's games

which pair lets me play VIDEO GAMES

dont worry senpai ill get one

played zelda on my wii u, no way i'm buying a console for one game... again.

nobody cares about your little baby toy you autistic nin10yrold shill

The software is good but the hardware is shit. Some digital installs take up up the whole system storage. No HDD support? Seriously? Am I expected to swap out SD/microSD as commonly as cartridges for anything not bought physically. The storage problem has caused Nintendo to place restrictions on third parties and now reports are coming in that the system is having problems with unity based games.

Some of the other flaws have been pointed out in this thread but I can't support a system with so many backwards design choices. Even the WiiU wasn't this bad.

I dont like kiddie games and never grew up with mario or zelda, the only game I find appealing there is spla2n because of squid lolis and the concept is interesting in general. I would maybe consider it if the mainline MH was a switch exclusive but the reverse happened.

...

Reggie hasn't been relevant for a decade

Is it that confusing that I don't want to buy a Mario machine? Its not like there aren't tons of other platformers on other platforms if I want to scratch my extremely meager platformer itch.

>buying a year one Nintendo system
I'm not the one with the problem, OP.