Hey guys, I feel like I need to get something off my chest and perhaps there's others out there like me. I love the Monster Hunter series and in particular I love one of the beautiful characters introduced, Rathian. I love her, she's so beautiful, her green scales, her sexy voice, I hate being a real person so much.
I just wish I could be a hunter and find a Rathian, but in the middle of combat we'd look into each other's eyes and we'd realize a spark is there.
We'd move in to a little hut together, she'll be my loving housewife while I work my hunting job, keeping her secret save for close friends understanding of our taboo secret.
I'd love a Rathian with a mothering personality, she'd often worry about me and spoil me, she'd of course want children and would milk me dry with hopes of birthing our half human half Rathian/Rathalos spawn, but would softly coo as we curl up, keeping me warm in her wings.
She'd give me a scale as a gift, despite bad memories of hunters trying to take hers in the past and we'd live a comfy life in each other's comforts.
Do you think Capcom will finally let us marry monsters in Worlds? I'm sure there's a high demand for it from people like myself...and perhaps you, haha
MonHun Amour Confession Thread
>see a MH thread
>it's this
Points if you just wrote it. I guess.
What am I looking at...
Sorry, OP. Monsters are for Murder.
Hunters need their cute outfits, the people need their trade routes and rich little girls need pets that they're ultimately going to neglect.
Go home Seregios
I confess i like to be a cute maid loli mounting a Deviljho.
Might as well confess too.
OP, I have a similar story and it has to do with these picture.
The moment I hatched my first Rathian in Stories my heart melted. I never cared much about Rathian before but after this game I wish for nothing but to hatch a baby Pink Rathian and raise her as if she were my own daughter. I want to nurse, protect and feed her as best as I can.
She'd be my precious little plum.
Silly hunter, your way is outdate. Monster are for killing, looting and mounting so you can make them kill their own kin.
>mon hun Armour confessions
I'm too lazy to try and put together a mixed set or intercompare the bonuses from a hundred different sets so I just have a tetsucabra set for +def, rathalos set for +attack and a leather set for gathering.
>Amour
wait huh?
Love and amour!
Holy shit, look at those legs.
made me kek
No, it is you who has been led astray. The Guild's kept all these countries afloat since forever, far be it from me to go against a system that works.
What's a few dead monsters compared to a totally cute skirt?
Hippies, please stick to your areas.
Well, you technically can doball that stuff in monster hinter stories.
user, we riders still kill hunters and make armor/weapons out of them. The only difference between you and is is that we can brainwash monsters into becoming our faithful pets, even a newbirn Deviljho can be brainwashed with our kinstones.
>Kill hunters
Opps, i mean monsters. Have some nice legs as apology.
Why is the thigh is monster hunter so godlike compared to other series?
Only in stories.
I eonder how hunters would react to this image
Don't you talk shit about guildmarm
Just like in this picture. I believe.
But that is a guy doing...something...to a deviljho, not a cute girl.
user, Monsters are for murder.
You can't befriend them, that's just silly.
They're resources at best. You wouldn't befriend a mining point, would you?
>Befriend
I never said that, i said "brainwash" and it only works on newborns.
KIRIN ARMOR IS SHIT
SHIT
We are a society built around the threat of Monsters, please keep your anarchist hippy beliefs away from civilised society.
Thank you.
>need their cute outfits
Female hunters were a mistake.
Fuck you I like it.
You don't spend the game farming outfits? Males have cute outfits too though?
Where i can find kirins in Stories and are they postgame?
If I want to calculate which weapon is better, I just multiply raw by the sharpness multiplier right?
Don't ask me, i am rider and in my case monsters do the damage, i am just support.
>Male is basically a football player
Pretty neat
I really wish Stories didn't exist so we wouldn't have this bizarre division between Hunters and Riders
They both go around killing monsters anyway.
Hey, we aren't that different, is just this hunter thinking we are hippies when we are as brutal as them. Hell, the very first rider was originally a Hunter.