What is the white chocolate of videogames?

What is the white chocolate of videogames?

Visual Novels.

fpbp

literally anything and everything, at least on Sup Forums

Either this or walking sims.

same fagcisco

modern world of warcraft; take something popular and remove the thing people like about it

Super Mario Bros 2

I like white chocolate

oh boy I sure do expect quality videogame discussion in this thread, and DEFINITELY not about something unrelated to what the board was made for, like the comic in OP's thread! :)

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yeah it's delicious

obsidian games

their autistic fanbase loves them but they are actually shit

It's not real chocolate

isnt it just milk and sugar? like no cocoa beans whatsoever

What's it made of then?

I like white chocolate fully knowing it's not chocolate.

Just like I like visual novels knowing they're not videogames, sounds about right.

Blood.

we got a winner.

telltale games

nice png

I know

Roguelites.

Thanks. You can save it if you want to.

>this thread
white people

cosmetics are fucking shit too and only underage cuckolds are ok with cosmetic dlc

buying games

>hmm yes I love this game I bought
>pirate: LOL YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN IT FOR FREE
>yeah I know

really fun game, the trick is to go first

They're not real pe...
Wait a second...

Psychologically if you buy something you're likely to enjoy it more.

Visual Novels (not real vidya)

wow spoken like a true reddit cuck cuck cuckadoodle do faggot underage nigger kike cuck

Anything mobile

Doesn't it have cocoa fat in it?

Ok but white chocolate

So that's why Sup Forums hates video games

you're not wrong

>White chocolate doesn't qualify as genuine chocolate because it doesn't contain chocolate solids (a.k.a. cocoa powder). White chocolate is typically made from a blend of cocoa butter, milk solids, sugar, milk fat and lecithin — a fatty emulsifier that holds it all together.
the more you know

Those facial expressions get me everytime
>nice gold fgt

you're trying too hard.

SNES emulators.
Of course it's not the real thing, nor is it a Classic, but at least you didn't pay a scalper some exorbitant price.

White chocolate is awful, may as well just eat sugar and butter

>white chocolate
>not real chocolate but better than real chocolate
>visual novels
>not real games but better than real games
Sounds right

>doesn't contain cocoa
>but it contains cocoa
food is silly

>dark chocolate is milk chocolate without the milk
>white chocolate is milk chocolate without the chocolate

>white chocolate better than dark chocolate fucking ever
>vn better than gameplay
leave and dont come back until you get some taste

wtf i love consumerism now

I second this

I'm assuming is something like saying ketchup with steak, you would need a lot more ketchup than normal :^)

>refried beans aren't beans that are fried twice
explain this you goddamn mexicans

This furry shit, is just an interactive movie, no game at all.

Visual Novels
>lemme just click this speech option and thats it
Anything made by TellTale or of that style
>Press a button and speech option to watch a movie

anything else quantifies as a game because it requires effort in some way

>Not being milk chocolate master race

dumb amerilard

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Its got that annoying look at us were are indie game art style too.

>Implying any chocolate other than Modica chocolate is even actual chocolate

Dark chocolate is utter trash and only for pseuds, just like IPAs.

Sooo. . . visual novel?

You took our word refritos and turned it into refried you retarded gringo

what is the Toblerone of videogames?

>anything other than dark chocolate
Disgusting casual scum

FFXIII

what? that doesnt make any fucking sense

Why? They don’t affect gameplay. If I have to have content cut from my game I’d much rather it just be alternative graphics than game content. Unless you’re saying fuck DLC as whole.

This but unironically.

The Witcher 3
I can make it through most of the game without an issue but it gets stale very quickly. I still haven't brought myself to finish it

Pure Anime

Blame your moronic language, it makes perfect sense in Spanish

White chocolate macadamia nut cookies are the only cookie that holds a candle to good old tollhouse chocolate chip.

Now I'm hungry for some white chocolate.

i think it makes sense to blame it on spanish, due to your country's 86 average IQ

Oatmeal raisin masterrace over here. I disagree, while they are very good, you just can't beat good ol' fashioned oatmeal raisin cookies

Single player MMOs like skyrim

>It's obviously YOUR fault that this word doesn't make sense in my language

>borrow another language's term without understanding it
>blame that language when you fuck it up and it doesn't make any sense anymore

Refritos means "well-fried", you changed it to refried because your language is dumb

How has this not been mentioned?

>not a real 3D Mario

>not buying dark, milk, and white chocolate and melting them into one pot, mixing it together, pouring into your own molds and letting it turn into the perfect bar of chocolate
Its like you're not even trying

Dark chocolate for connoisseurs
Milk chocolate for children
White chocolate for morons

>not eating the cocoa bean by itself
Absolute plebeian tier

>eating anything other than 86% cacao

It's too bitter desu

A cocoa bean has two main parts as far as chocolate is concerned, cocoa solids (that stuff in cocoa pwdr and is what basically makes chocolate , chocolate) and cocoa butter. When chocolate started being made as a sweet in Europe the confectioners where left with half of a beans cocoa butter left over for every bean processed into chocolate. Instead of throwing half the weight away of those expensive cocoa beans they simply processed the leftover butter as they would regular chocolate, white chocolate.

What is the black tea of video games?

Man up, dough boy.

Music games.

>but you could just play a real inst
>YEAH I KNOW

No. I still need some sweetness in my chocolate. The Aztecs fell because they were too primitive to put sugar with their cocoa, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

CYGAAAAAAAMES

stardew valley

If rts games are chocolate then mobas are white chocolate.

visual novels are not videogames
prove me wrong

>I still need some sweetness in my chocolate

Sup Forums - little black bitches

>miss the taste of cheap white chocolate
Sure dark is the best and milk is the absolute standard.
But I miss it's taste.

I cant eat anything pure chocolate. White chocolate is fine but a hersheys bar? Cant do it.

obsessed

What? How is Stardew Valley the "white chocolate of video games"?

>tfw you will never be so racist you can't even eat fucking chocolate.

>Cosmetics don't influence game design

Hersheys bar pure chocolate?

what in the literal fuck

"dark" chocolate > regular > white > nigger dark/bakers chocolate
I like it dark but if its too dark it tastes like chicken shit