Honest thoughts on witch mercy?

honest thoughts on witch mercy?

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I want her to step on my penis.

They are never going to top that skin.

weird, I want to impale her with mine.

Different tastes I suppose.

Lmao remember when mercy was on every team? Good thing they patched her! She's still on every team but she's (((different)))

How did you even get that silence?

>Time to exercise with mommy
>We work a good, long sweat
>Mommy calls me "good boy"
>Mommy puts on my "good boy collar"
>Mommy sits and puts my nose into her "starfish"
>I'm really sweaty from my workout today!

I like to make my mommy happy!

>663 day mute

>Doesn't even notice the russian name

No mercy for witches.

how did you get that silence? thats so long lol.

Overrated, I personally find her imp and uprising event skin more attractive. Witches only get the hook and whole hog combo from me.

I want her to sit on my face.

I want Witch Mercy to be my mommy. If Witch Mercy was my mommy I would sneak into her bedroom late at night and steal her magic book of spells and cause a little mayhem.

So he kept spamming RUSH B CYKA?

her game sucks

the easiest way to identify a waifufag, who tend to be the best Mercy to have or the absolute worst. either way, it's a meme skin at best

Isn't that the same guy the makes the MLP shit
Are you trying to attract him?

gonna need some sauce on that

Can't eat this burger without sauce.

Slutty, yet tasteful.

Not going to let this thread die until I get sauce

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What kind of mayhem?

Real girls have proven better than mediocre skins for the worst girl.

>Japan makes literally hundreds of sexy witch archetype characters
>Everybody says "EW GROSS FUCKING PEDOPHILE RAPIST PERVERT WEEBS"

>Blizzard makes a generic "sexy" witch archetype out of their healer
>Every single human alive praises this as the second coming of Christ and the sexiest design ever created

Design is mildly unappealing and only gets by because Blizzard made it.

>people who post cropped porn but don't provide the sauce

Truly these people are cancer

>Based Daddy Jeff has the best taste when it comes to the new zarya skins
While I would have liked it to be more Halloween themed anyone who doesn't think her 80s skin is the shit has the worst taste out there.

Not the guy who posted it but is it really gonna kill you if you don't find sauce for some random doujin? The art isn't even anything special.

I need sauce. FUCKING NEED IT

>caring about the tweets of bottom feeding roasties

Its not even hard to find if you know how to search on sadpanda

Hot.

Personally I think police officer D.Va came pretty close.

I honestly want to impregnate and marry Mercy.

I swear to god nigger, if you don't provide sauce I am hunting you down like Liam fucking Neeson.

The first time I saw it I instantly wanted it. It's so different compared to the rest of her outfits that it makes her seem like a different character entirely I love it.

If you seriously still fucking play this game in the year of our lord 2017 AND FUCKING POST ABOUT IT ON GODDAMN Sup Forums then you simply don't belong here.

It's like having a fucking Call of Duty thread on Sup Forums for shits sake.

>if u like what I don't like then u don't belong in my secret club XDD

And of course the picture was deleted. FUCK

>impregnate THEN marry

disgusting

It also actually looks amazing in game as well. The tubes that are normally on her gloves glow a bright neon color and it really makes her stand out more.

>Literally the most mainstream game imaginable
People used to have the discretion and self control to keep this sorta shit off of Sup Forums even if they partook in it.

Sup Forums quite simply isn't for a game like this. YOu need to leave.

test

Then what kind of games do you play elitist senpai?

Prepare yourself for the Pharmercy faggots pushing their tumblr ship then

>changing words to get offended
Ebin

>hook to whole hog
>on mercy

>playing video games
Just kill yourself man. Everything either has cashgrab lootboxes designed by Jews to steal money from you like Shadows of Mordor, normie casual games that remove all the skill from the genre like overwatch, circle jerk meme games like the souls series, or shilled indie garbage like A Hat in Time.
Which is why you should only play Fallout 4 and TES Skyrim

Our tastes don't matter. I just know what does belong on Sup Forums and what belongs somewhere else.

A game like Overwatch belongs somewhere else. You have no shortage of places to discuss this game. It's literally fucking everywhere, so the last place it should be is Sup Forums.

I just want to fucking quit this game. I don't even play the actual game anymore, I just hang around custom games.

I just masturbate to Mercy

I wish the rest of the cast got legendary Halloween skins

Nude mod when?

the china one is the only good one outside her default skin

Better question is

Which is the best Mccree skin?

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SAMF

Older games still exist, you know.

Bigger boobs please!

I really, really wish she'd make me call her mommy.

>girls

No fucking thanks

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Really fantastic slut. Top tier. Overwatch honestly has such a great collection of sluts, I might even buy some loot boxes and then post about it on Sup Forums to make people mad while I jerk off.

What is it about these "hero" games that makes them a hotbed for slutty female NPCs? I hate most of the games but holy shit the character designs make me rock hard.

It's alright. I like her New Years skin better, same with Symmetra's.

I want to impregnate her. No amount of ass and titties would ever convince me to play OW though.

Wait, not NPCs since they are pretty much all playable. Scratch that.

She needs to spend 100% of the time on my erect penis

This entire thread is like a living, breathing example of video gaming cancer. "I'll pay extra money for virtual clothing for my video game waifu, Blizzard-sama!" Really, honestly, pathetic. To be fair though, I wonder if I would have been as embarrassing as this when I was 13 like most of this game's fanbase.

Gambler

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No it's different. Before the "rework" mercy was on almost every team and you could play around her res without mercy on your team.
Now if you don't have mercy and the enemy team does - you lose. That's it, no more variables

It's her best skin but I'm sick of her being in every game. We've regressed back to the game's launch with Mercy being a 100% required pick.

I dont get this fascination with calling her mom

I want to make Mercy a mother, I dont want her to BE my mother.

Responding to this from the grave to ask for sauce.

American

Glad to see i missed the boat on this dogshit game. Nothing but waifu posting and nerf babies.

>they're never going to beat a slutty Halloween costume
Guess they have some real creative geniuses over there

wnb

EZ dragonblade kill.

I'd be perfectly fine with living in a threeway with Mercy and Pharah. Especially if Mercy is the domme and Pharah and I are both her subs.

Mercy's boobs should grow and scale with how long she heals

You forget that given the average age of Sup Forums she could be their mother.

Black watch.

Grandpa go to bed already.

Halloween year 1: has the best skin and has been the best arguable ever since
Halloween year 2: Symmertra is naked and Dragon. Still beneath Mercy but a close 2nd

same

Mercy can't be a mother. Her toxic womb has gone stale, she is a fucking hag.

Cthulhu Zenyatta is my favorite skin now.

With all the Lolis and shit It's been a long since we got a good older lady, and Overwatch has more than just one to offer with Mercy, Widow, and Pharah completely destroying the other western-bread girls and even some of the east bitches. My only complain is that they all have the same size breast. Like what the fuck.

Two main things, I think:

1. It's similar to how some girls like to call a man "daddy". It's a dom/sub thing. The idea is that she'd be an aggressive lover who fucks you really, really well and makes you acknowledge her dominance with the word "mommy".

2. She's an older woman, and a healer. It's inevitable that people would start to think she might be a very nurturing lover. Some people like to feel taken care of.

Experience nothingness

A there any young women in overwatch? Tracer is the youngest at 24, no?

D.va is the youngest character at like 19, then Zenyatta at 20, Junkrat at 25 and Lucio at 26.

Tracer is actually pretty old, but with her personal time being fucked up she doesn't physically age.

I just wanna know how Blizzard thinks for a second that Sombra looks 30 years old

>Sombra is 30

Mercy is for Fareeha

I think D.Va and Lucia are younger

>dad is 5 foot 8
>bagged a model that's 6 feet tall
>they made my gorgeous ass

manlets can do good sometimes. that said, mama made me 6 foot 3.

absolutely and completely over rated as fuck
see

The best.
>you will never be a beautiful blonde, swiss goddess with lovely breasts and come home to bury your face between the strong, toned legs of your adorable brown military gf who's seven years your junior