Meme graphics

>meme graphics
>shitty generic jazz "music"
>bootleg mikey mouse character
>terrible gameplay
>worst artificial difficulty of all time
>terrible animation style from a racist era
>no check points
>no online co op
>no co op at all without paying $60 for a shit tier controller
>11gbs
>can speedrun entire game in 25 minutes
>zero replay value
>black and white mode locked behind shitty mandatory levels
>no free roam
>coins are too hard to get
>meme game

why do people like this horseshit again?

and YES im posting it again because i still havent got an answer

>mikey mouse

Because it's good

>ricky rat

>can speedrun entire game in 25 minutes
Not (You).

someone on youtube did it

What is this game Memeing?

>meme graphics

Stopped reading there.

1 / 10 you got yourself a (You).

Try setting your sights higher next time, like making people genuinely upset, instead of simply aiming for replies.

yes its a rip off of mikey mouse. same exact outfit except cup instead of mouse.

You aren't even trying. I doubt anyone will fall for this weak ass b8.

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look mom I posted it again

>meme graphics
Fucking of course you open the topic with this.
Everything is a goddamn meme these days to you fucking faggots. And if everything is a meme, nothing is.

Git gud

Fuck me! I missed this poster when it was $40 on BNG and now scalpers are selling it for $200 on Ebay.

not OP because he is bad
>>terrible gameplay
>>worst artificial difficulty of all time
>>no check points
>>coins are too hard to get
But he needs to put something in his shitty list

>meme graphics
tumblr-tier, right? fuck off you faggot
>shitty generic jazz "music"
it fits thematically, and the tracks are fine
>bootleg mikey mouse character
because any midget in overalls is immediately a ripoff of disney
>terrible gameplay
i take it you never made it past stage 1 in contra, nu-fag
>worst artificial difficulty of all time
it's hard from the get go and increases difficulty steadily, what artificial difficulty are you talking about
>terrible animation style from a racist era
i sure am glad i can watch animu and hump my cum-stained bodypillow in peace, wowee
>no check points
you don't fucking need them
>no online co op
you don't fucking need it
>no co op at all without paying $60 for a shit tier controller
that's EVERY multiplayer game
>11gbs
~3
>can speedrun entire game in 25 minutes
I've seen records around 45 minutes
>zero replay value
expert mode, but that wouldn't interest you any
>black and white mode locked behind shitty mandatory levels
oh wow optional secret thing is locked behind a thing, no other game does this ever
>no free roam
you don't fucking need it
>coins are too hard to get
git gud sonybro
>meme game
because every new game that's popular and i hate is a meme game and therefore anyone who likes it or defends it has their opinion discarded

sage this shit

I'll take the bait because I'm high as fuck DUDE, and I find this amusing.

>meme graphics
I guess 1930s cartoons are a meme since long ago, you're not wrong.
>shitty generic jazz "music"
Generic, yes. Shitty? Naw! It's swell.
>bootleg mikey mouse character
True, which only makes it all the more ridiculous and fun it also rips off many many other stuff both popular and obscure on purpose.
>terrible gameplay
Gyatto Gyuddo.
>worst artificial difficulty of all time
Well meme'd.
>terrible animation style from a racist era
Well meme'd.
>no check points
GITO GUDO.
>no online co op
Get a lod of this gen Z shitter.
>no co op at all without paying $60 for a shit tier controller
If you don't already one a pair of gamepads or at least use your old busted dualshock 3 on your PC, you're a literal plebeian, like holy shit dude jajaj.
>11gbs
Is that considered too little or too much? Wouldn't care either way.
>can speedrun entire game in 25 minutes
Cool, good for ya. I think WR is 23-something, so you still got some work to do.
>zero replay value
But you just said you can speedrun it, and I just told you you still need to gyatto gyuddo.
>black and white mode locked behind shitty mandatory levels
Not owning an old CRT with color configuration is the plebbiest of things. Get out of my Sup Forums right the fuck now. Just kidding bro, but seriously, try it on a CRT. The lack of widescreen on a tube adds more difficulty, feels like good old arcades.
>no free roam
You can free roam a lot, especially using the dash.
>coins are too hard to get
KEKRALINO KEKRAROVICH
>meme game
I think it's still to early, but yeah it looks like it's going to become a full-time meme, so I hope you like it!

Maybe I'll get a bite soon...

no i can't speed run it because the bullshit tombstone doesnt ever fuck break.

>yfw you will never be as much of a faggot as OP

#4ThePlayers

>Mikey

>can speedrun entire game in 25 minutes
>I've seen records around 45 minutes
Well the current world record for the any percent is 27:42

I'm with you, faggot. How can they sell a game based solely off its artstyle when said artstyle sucks?

>memegraphics
god I hope your shitposting with the amount of work this art took

>no check points

>>worst artificial difficulty of all time
what did he mean by this?

(You)

(you)
I bet you're A Hat In Time poster faggot

>that image

>complains about difficulty
>says game can be speedrun in half an hour
which one is it, faggot?

btfo

What kind of games do you enjoy OP?

I love this retarded rivalry.

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This game is the 1930's esq dark souls

would you say its the dark souls of 1930's cartoons?

You people deserve to be shot for parroting "git gud", "game journalist", "casual", so on and so forth. I sat down and beat this shitty game in the span of a day and then Expert and Pacifist and all the other banal achievements they slapped onto it. I haven't played A Hat in Time but I can bet it's probably equally as shitty and I don't care to find out. What is it about Cuphead that gets you faggots so overly smug and everyone else upset? The game is not hard, it's tedious.

git gud, did you even S rank?

Most of the stages, yeah.

>the game is not hard, it's tedious
what, you can the game isn't hard but what part of it is tedious?

Using your button that deals damage? Jumping?

You beat it in a day and you can't understand why we would say 'git gud' to someone who thinks it's too hard?

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Yeah that is a better way of saying it

>Really want to play this game
>Too intimated by how hard people say it is

Have mercy..

>scared by a FUCKING GAME
How does it feel to be the biggest pussy ever?

>animeposter scared by vidya
top kek

If you want a good score on certain stages you need to parry at least three times and often times the enemies you're supposed to parry don't show up unless you sit on your ass or go for less lenient sections, an example being the Treetop or Pier. Certain enemies attacks like the dragon boss are also the only way to parry and if you're killing them quickly, there's a chance it'll skip the laser rings and go to the rest of the patterns. There's a bunch of small things here and there that are annoying as all hell but not enough to make you stop playing, just annoying enough to make you retry the stage. Even Touhou patterns are more consistent and lenient than some of the bullshit I've witnessed in this game.

It really isn't all that hard until the third world

dont feel bad, I also am very fraid

I like how people are responding seriously to the OP

>what
>what
>That's_the_joke.tiff
>what
>git gud
>what and what
>git gud
>Only legitimate complaint
>more like $20 at most
>who cares
>who cares
>what
>git gud
>play more platformers
>git gud
>what

You're either a game journo, reddit, or tumblr with this virgin rant of yours. Anybody who actually likes games respects what Cuphead brings to the table. It doesn't have the most amazing gameplay, but the gameplay is far from being bad and gets the job done just fine. The selling point of this game is in fact its "meme" artstyle, which isn't even a fucking meme but a throwback to 30s animation.

30s animation was fucking amazing and still largely unsurpassed to this day.

i'm aware it is bait but i still have every right to point out the bullshit

Do it dingus

cause its a good overall product despite you point of view. graphics ok gameplay pace ok. difficulty ok. music ok. etc...

but try harder next time, or maybe grow up and start respecting other people's choices.

Lurkers need to understand that the OP is bait and full of stupid shit.

Fuck off Shirou, everything is your fault.

>coins are too hard to get
opinion discarded

You can't let bait like that go unanswered. You respond with the force of a fucking HYDRA and drag the faggot OP and his bait to the bottom of the sea.

Defend this.

Dash, smoke dash, whetstone

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I'm about halfway through the game and shit is easy peasy as fuck. It takes maybe 3-4 deaths or restarts to learn all boss moves.

The only troublesome boss so far is the fucking rng dragon.

Play it drunk or high.

Dragon is cute. Cute!

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Only the first phase is hard, with Chaser you can just concentrate on dodging in phase two and phase three is easy with basic shot if you don't shoot the fireballs.

I'm with you OP, it's a shitty game.
The only thing it has going for it is the novelty of the art direction.

Our smugness comes from laughing at incompetent and uppity game journos who's heads are up their asses complaining about how elitist the game is; when in reality their fucking dogshit at games. Cuphead isn't "hard" compared to classic NES games, but is hard for your typical "Press X to win" new age gamer. The game doesn't hold your hand and this offends shitters like the journos.

You seem to be a competent gamer, game journos aren't competent gamers and complain loudly, so we mock them.

It's not hard if you're a competent gamer. The entire "difficult" meme is simply from how fucking terrible game journos who loudly complain about how elitist cuphead is are at the game. If you've played literally ANY NES game you'll have zero issues with cuphead.

Dobson...

Man, I wish I could be as cool, enlightened, and above it all as you user.

>The game is not hard, it's tedious.
But how though.

he's bad

>posting this again
Did you shitty bait not get any replies last time?

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>meme opinions
zzzz

I'm fucking awful at it, but the feeling of finally besting a boss is pure ecstasy. Just buy it and have some fun.

man i wish i could play games i hate, thats woke af

no it gets replies everytime. including yours. dumbass


>tfw im lmfaoing

>he uses the chaser
O I M LAFFIN

>>meme
stopped reading there, go fuck yourself

>terrible animation style from a racist era
wubalubadubdub!

played the entire second half of the game switching between charge shot and chaser with smoke bomb as a charm

>interesting style
>it's a fucking shmup
GAAAAYYY

>meme graphics

here's something for you Sup Forums folks:

If you actually consider reading beyond that point, you're fucking retarded. even stupider than the bait OP proposed. I don't see why bother bumping this thread, do you all lack braincells?

I went through it hoping it would turn into a legit Cuphead thread, but I guess that only really works for MH.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That was mfw after I JUST BEAT ROBOT. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

> I haven't played A Hat in Time but I can bet it's probably equally as shitty and I don't care to find out.

Your loss, must suck being pretentious

>neo neo Sup Forums

OK? So you dont enjoy shoot em ups/contra type games.. dont know why you throw you failure of informing yourself about the game you are buying on other people.. isnt it your job to inform yourself? No one but you knows that you dont like this type of game you cant expect everyone to be mind readers. I fucking hate realistic sports game guess what i never buying fifa or madden even if they have 9/10 scores and get hyped to the moon.

>meme graphics
This means jack shit unless you actually elaborate upon it. I'd love to see you try without looking like an autistic sperg.
>shitty generic jazz "music"
It's a game based off the aesthetic of 30's cartoons and they were often accompanied by jazz music. I don't understand why you had to put quotation marks around the word 'music', I mean, jazz is music, what are you even trying to start here?
>bootleg mikey mouse character
Hundreds of old cartoon characters look like Micky Mouse.
>terrible gameplay
Games with terrible gameplay don't sell 400k.
>worst artificial difficulty of all time
The rules are laid out and are pretty simple, shoot the enemies, don't get hit, and you have the advantage of not being a dumb AI. git gud.
>terrible animation style from a racist era
Considering you tried to degrade black people's music I don't know why you're even pretending to care about racism.
>no check points
Okay then, don't die.
>no online co op
Incorporating a co-op mode that doesn't have the most fun part of co-op would be a waste of time and resources.
>no co op at all without paying $60 for a shit tier controller
How is that the game's fault, if you only have one method of playing, only one person can play, that is the barest of bones math comprehension.
>11gb
I'm sorry you're the only person on earth with a 10gb computer
>can speedrun entire game in 25 minutes
You were just crying about how hard it was. Which is it, OP?
>zero replay value
Ranking system.
>black and white mode locked behind shitty mandatory levels
You literally just complained about no replayablity you dumbass mouthbreather.
>no free roam
Why would this matter in a game that's pure boss rush? Dick around in the overworld to satisfy your autism.
>coins are too hard to get
go cry about it, journalist.
>meme game
The game has no memes within in it, this argument is invalid.

Bait or not, now that I have answered all your complaints, you no-longer have to post this nonsense.

just learn to play

>generic jazz "music"
I don't think there's any possible way to fix your faggotry whatsoever.

Just go on the top cloud and stay far away towards the left then use dodge. I do think the platform gimmick for this and the bee queen are bullshit though; the pattern changing can get you cornered.

Man I love dicks yumyumyum give me all the dicks can't get enough *sluuuuuuurp*

>being THIS MUCH OF A FAG