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I had to use cocaine to beat cuphead

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I love the art style, but I've seen videos of people playing and it seems really not fun.

I had to beat cuphead to use cocaine

>Don't kid yourself. Addiction IS an epidemic.
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DUDE

I hope you had fun user I beat the game while stoned and I had a lot of fun never played vidya on cocaine I tried once on mda but ended up doing the more fun thing at the time and watching my afk soldier on cod and feeling bad when he died and good when he survived a round

BLOW

Casual.

Alright, I've got an honest one, I don't feel bad, but never shared.

>8th grade or so
>kid is playing Nintendo DS in class behind a book
>snitched on him proudly (I honestly wasn't the nerdy/unpopular type in school - I would do this out loud to be a dick and the class would laugh)
>teacher tells him to bring it up to her desk and he can get it back when school lets out
>he begs her not to, swears he will put it away, says he doesn't want to risk losing it (his dad gave it to him for his birthday before dying in Iraq or wherever, was a soldier) but she makes him anyway
>I have this exact same classroom and teacher for my 7th period (last class of day) it was both my history class and english class, but the kid I snitched on only had 4th period history in it (one we shared)
>I know the Nintendo DS is just sitting there by her picture frame
>class lets out, everyone as normal is quick to leave, she grabs the recycle bin to put it outside the room for pickup when janitor walks down the hallways emptying them
>I snag this kid's nintendo DS, nobody ever finds out, the kid is BAWLING still the next day in class because it was "lost"

This was like 2005, it was still relatively new and expensive. I gave zero shits, I was a real dickhead in school, to me, it was a free expensive handheld and I gamed him and the teacher.

you go to hell before you die

Would it kill you to use some punctuation?

don't believe but if true you're a faggot

For the last couple of years I can only play action games while drunk. I have better reaction and concentration sober but can't deal with frustration I get from dying. Finally beat King Dice and the Devil yesterday after drinking a bottle of vodka.

You were an edgy faggot.

THIS. Don't kid yourself, op.

The kid deserved it, he shouldn't have been playing it during class and the dying dad sob story is probably a bunch of bull.

All drugs will be legalized this century.
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I ate some 4-AcO-DMT last week and tried playing Super Mario 64. I was fine for about 30 minutes and then the level started changing and the controls didn't work properly. I had to lie down for a while after that because it felt like my memory was fried.

No way....

>Using a dangerous drug you'll most likely get addicted to just to beat a game.

Maybe here if the rich fat cats that control the country let us have the freedom to kill our selves slowly, else where is different story,

They already do, it's called big pharma.

What's it like being a nigger?

you're a piece of shit.

I doubt it.
Most drugs probably will, but I doubt many areas of the world would see reason to legalize the really crazy shit like Krokodil or that "synthetic cannabis" shit

His fault for playing it in class, desu.
If it was really so important he wouldn't be using it in a situation where it could easily get taken away.

Who says image board users are maladjusted pieces of niggershit? :]

Letting people stupid enough to do dangerous addictive drugs is good way to control the worlds population.

man up and use grown up drugs pussy

If a game features a cute girl protagonist, or lets me play a sa girl, I WILL buy it.

I want to punch this fucking kike scamming faggot so hard.

In some countries the punishment for stealing is having your hands chopped off.

But you seem like a cool guy. Where you from, buddy?

This is embarrassing, but I just beat StarFox 64 for the first time today.
to be fair, I never owned an N64 growing up

It was more like,
>did cocaine with gf
>come home, start playing cuphead
>realize I'm doing way better at it
>beat 3 bosses in a row only dying a couple of times on each
>start doing coke each time I boot up cuphead
>finish the rest of the game a few nights later.

I have already pre-ordered nu Battlefront 2.

I'm that desperate for a star wars game.

>addiction IS a disease
I fucking hate this victimizing bullshit mentality. You can't quit a disease you faggot

You look like you're on the right path pal.

I didn't realize how much I wanted a daughter until I played A Hat in Time :/

I'm not advocating doing what I did, I spent the next two days feeling like I wanted to blow my brains out. Swear I'll never touch that shit again Sup Forums.

It took me over 100 hours to beat DMC 4's Bloody Palace
I haven't done it again since

>man up and become a drain on everyone around you and society as a whole
Is that how that works?

>he's never heard of a functioning addict

>Wanting kids before the age of 50
Unless you're a woman you have no reason to throw your life away.

Hang onto your sperm, user.

I doubt most people have.

>cool guy
>posts anime and brags about how much of a shithead he was as a kid
?

Sure ya wont, I hope you also make sure your gf is kept safe if you truly mean it.

>wanting kids ever
If I die before humans become immortal I don't want my ungrateful shit kids to get to explore the cosmos without me.

Eh this is just a perfect example of how life goes.

People follow rules and get shafted by those who wiggle around them.

Trying to get her off of it too, but I realize the only chance I have of doing that is if I'm sober first.

It's just a term addicts use when they actually believe they can 'stop any time they want.'
It's pretty pathetic.

its going to be hard to live forever if your home becomes unlivable.

I had to use meth to beat 2/3 d DKTF secret levels.
Well maybe I didn't but I was high the first time I beat them

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I can find a dignified woman and have a happy family right user? Its not an impossible dream...

It's boring as a game. It's pretty to look at but even then it wears off quick. Or fuck, I don't know, maybe I'm just not 'with it' anymore.

Most women now days want to be independent and be well taken care of at the same time.

DUDE

>I had to use "x"

the substance probably made you think that it was necessary, that's how substance abuse works. Either way, congrats on beating a fairly difficult game! I hope you find peace buddy

Oh fuck doggggg I really would love to play cuphead on stimulants

I've not played cuphead and i think it looks like shit

it's not for everyone, but it's fun. It's difficult, but not hard. It's fun

>were
He was just stupid. Now, that he can look back, he's edgy as fuck.

You aren't wrong friend. Life usually isn't a cakewalk for guys like us.

But BURNING PASSION and hard work will tip the odds in our favor

Dog, that ain't embarrassing. People go back and play shit they missed all the time. I beat System Shock 2 earlier this year, it's in my top 20 now.

Also because Starfox 64 isn't all that great.

I'm not trying to be edgy when I say that's the furthest thing from any of my dreams.

But if anyone wants to start a family in their 20s/30s, then I'm happy for them. And I mean that.

That just isn't for me. God, no..

youtu.be/kHFnc_eV4Lg
Just send this to her and see what she says

Hey thats cool senpai, to each their own. But I want a million precious babies.

You should only have kids if you are ready to deal with all the time and money wasted on them. I gotta say society has done good job of making me feel bad for not having kids.

I really struggle to believe people would start with synthetic canabis if the real stuff is easier to get
Likewise with krokodil for heroin or whatever it's trying to replicate
I say start because the synthetics are addictive and taking the regular stuff doesn't scratch the itch

Dude I fucking hate that. People shit on me for not having kids when they should be happy I don't, I couldn't handle that, they'd just have a shitty life. I work 2 minimum wage jobs. I'm only 24. As an American I feel like just getting to the point where I can take on that task is going to take up half my life.

DUDE COCAINE

>Taking away an easy source of slaves
Doubt it

>Smoke cannabis once a week after work on Friday nights
>Get randomly tested by boss on Thursday
>Get dismissed
Sure is functioning

I did cocaine ONCE and while it was awesome for the 20 minutes it lasted I just had to keep reupping till I stayed up all night. Wanted to die on the come down, I swear it was worse than an adderall high comedown.
Honestly I rather get addy, last longer and if you play it safe won't completely fuck you up. Just wish I had a plug

You are a literal nigger.

I bet you faggots voted for Hillary didn't you? Literal nigger/muslim sympathizer shit right here.

I had to beat cocaine to use cuphead

Well done, bro!

>perfectly fine to suck down cancer sticks then get drunk and murder a family on the drive home
>but heaven forbid you use """drugs""""

i enjoy flying fixed wings in Arma more than DCS

Kotor 2 is the worst piece of garbage ive ever played.

I wanted to like divinity 1 and 2 so bad but the combat is just not satisfying

Kojima is a hack that ruined MGSVs potential and as a result I dont even care about DS, the fact that its been almost 2 years since he started working on it and has nothing but 2 trailers tells me its gonna be a similar trainwreck.

I know an aspiring youtuber in my hometown who happens to have the same name as me, I email game companies linking them the channel and ask for a free copy of their game to advertise, I havent paid for a game I want in a year because of this.

Who was following the rules? The kid wasn't supposed to have a DS in class. He got shafted by blatantly breaking the rules.

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That little twat deserved it.
>playing a Nintendo game in public
>IN SCHOOL
>DURING LEARNING TIMES
I bet that fucker turned into a degenerate.

>I gotta say society has done good job of making me feel bad for not having kids.
Tbh, society has done a good job at making me thankful that I dont have kids. Thre is so much wickedness allowed to run rampant nowadays...

I've never met a single person in my age group whose parents didn't divorce and who don't have mommy/daddy issues

So I dont plan on having kids any time soon and I advise you dont either

post that black hand along with your acquired video game collection

It'll only get worse as you get older. 99% of the people you'll interact with will only have their kids + a few other things to talk about because, ya know, that's all they really have going for them.

I got a vasectomy last year because I didn't want to become that kind of person desu.

How much did it cost?

What's fapping like with it now?

>Don't mind me just pirating this DS

>Thre is so much wickedness allowed to run rampant nowadays...
Just keep an eye on them, don't let them play violent video games or on the internet. Easy.

>I got a vasectomy last year because I didn't want to become that kind of person desu.
Lol you're a fucking idiot, if true

I KNEW IT WAS YOU TYRONE

Its deeper than that. Public education, in the cities at least, are filled with niggers and degenerates. I live in Eugene, Oregon and the town itself is filled with faggots and meth addicts.
If I had a kid, I'd move to a smaller rural town first.

The entire education system is corrupted. Colleges are the worst places to be these days, with constant protests against Trump and god knows what else. Half the kids there don't even know what they're protesting because they're so strung out on drugs to begin with.

Yeah, you're right. You shouldn't have kids.

niggers can't resist stealing.

Smaller rural towns don't get the funding because inner cities eat up the entire state budgets. You'd be gimping your child's education by moving to the sticks.
>t. the sticks

holy that's a brainwashed retard if i've ever seen one. it's /x/ level of retardation. go outside for once fedoralord

Insurance covered it. I can't remember how much it would have been without it, but I think it would have been around $800.

>What's fapping life with it now

It's honestly like nothing had ever changed.

Sure thing. I'm an idiot because I don't want to have a kid with someone who might turn out to be a complete nut job and get fucked by child support like other guys I know. No thanks.

Send your kid to an alternative school or homeschool them instead. Also, howdy neighbor :^)