It's simply incredible. Over a year later and this character doesn't have a single good skin

It's simply incredible. Over a year later and this character doesn't have a single good skin.

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She does, but not in overwatch.

She already got a good skin

You can't appreciate this skin because you were born 20 years after the 80s.

I tried her out and she was pretty fun so I looked at her skins. Literally unplayable.

>Get this skin
>Run around all game spamming "Get. Pumped." voice line
>A guy gets so annoyed he leaves
It's the best skin

What about the summer one?

>le 80s kid

Because its an irredemable shit character

fucking 90'sfags

irredeemable shit opinion.

Summer Games
Arctic/Siberian Front

Neither does D.Va.
Being tied to the mech ruins her skin potential.

sibly icredible

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>Zenyatta will never get a bad skin
Feels good bros

>tfw no lewd zarya skin
>tfw no embarrassed zarya voice lines

>What is the new cthulhu skin for 500?

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It's amazing you cuckold

>roadhog
>in any porn
gross

Her only good skin is in hots just like Zaryas

>that
>bad
I bet you think goth and industrial skins of Zarya are good too

>not appreciating true degradement

That's how she likes it.

it's not my fault that there's only one artist that "gets" zarya and they pair her with hog.

every other artist fell for the futashit meme.

Make a good Zarya soldier if you're so good, Sup Forums

I can't believe how mad this game makes me.

It's a Mind Flayer, from D&D. They're psychics.

queen when?

>Not wanting to ride the hog

>tfw you will never EVER be Orisa

>Being tied to the mech ruins her skin potential.
>could go crazy with mech references
>don't

I just want her to be happy...

Who cares? They already ruined Zarya by making her go back on her whole omnic racist thing.

>futashit
Guess we found something worse

Can you link the full version? I'm doing a paper report.

>palanquin
>bad
Ebin mongoloid post.

>turn it into a police car
>turn it into a wasteland mech
>turn it into a hotrod
way better than fucking Bastion, he's limited by his 3 forms.

How can she be worst when POO IN DA LOO exists??

I haven't played in a long time how did they go back on her racism?

homos pls

people fell for the SJW meme.
which is fair, I did too.
but then she turned out to be a cutie who hates roboshits.
now she's my favorite.

>still no Zarya the Barbarian skin where she looks like she came straight out of a Frank Frazetta drawing
It stinks!

agreed
it's complete bullshit, she's mostly used as a male replacement in futashit

Palenquin is the only half-decent one.

The problem is really that it's a stupid walker mech, as opposed to a more humanoid Gundam-type design.

Is that the deathwing one, or was that fanart?

I assume he means her Goliath Pilot skin

Its astounding how HotS is their best dev team by far

D Va's junkbot skins would look good if they didn't have such ugly colors on them.

Only good one is the Xmas one, and that's just a simple recolor.

But anom, her red olympic skin is one of the best skins in the game.

this and the brown junker are great

The most recent comic where she confronts Sombra has her characters completely change for the worse. She’s questions her loyalty to Volskaya and her attitude towards omnics

>becomes best friends with an Omnic after living around him for a few days
>solves the mystery of the master hacker who'd eluded literally everyone on earth, by talking to some random little girl who somehow knows her exact location and full name

Which, hey, is a totally normal character development. The problem is these comics are so empty and the lore is so bare it's not development that is earned in any way shape or form. It's literally "I hate Omnics, wait, do I?"

Just like my chink cartoons.

>he problem is really that it's a stupid walker mech, as opposed to a more humanoid Gundam-type design.
Gundams suck. You suck.

>wanting to fuck men

The goth skin is good.

Also the fact that she's canonically autistic makes shittalking enemy Symmetras so easy

The fact that they have to cram meaningful development like that into a single comic hurts as well. If they could pump out more of these things so you don't have simply pick and choose literary snapshots maybe this change of zarya's would feel more organic.

The comic is stupid as fuck in general
Does Volskaya really not have any other people more qualified to find Sombra than the fucking body-builder soldier who is possibly the most famous person in Russia?
Not only fucking that, but the entire fucking time she's wearing her combat armor and lugging around her hugefuck cannon
Who the fuck thought this made any sense whatsoever?

she canonically has the biggest tits and her pussy would be tight as fuck.
Just imagine her perfectly toned body straddling you while her dripping wet cunt clenches down in anticipation.

I know this girl who's nearly 400 pounds, she has the biggest tits I've ever seen

also you can probably fuck the folds in her fat which are probably super tight and moist from sweat. Fuck yeah dude imagine that

>literally the fittest OW
>fat
>implying her tits aren't still proportionately the biggest
admit it, you're afraid you couldn't satisfy that lioness.

this

The problem was the it took away one of her unique character traits. Now she’s just this burly woman.

My point was that big tits don't mean shit when the surrounding areas are not feminine and are disgusting and gross

I'm not afraid I couldn't satisfy her, I'm just not into fucking manly women

>the modern bugman
>fantasizes about being manhandled by women

we get it, you're beta nu-males.
some of us don't get triggered by big girls.

I love her police skin since it makes me think of pic related

This is her best skin and the only good legendary
Absolutely love it.

Her Summer Games skins are great.

I thought TF2 was shit, this new character based team FPS wank is a whole other level

>mfw Zarya uses you for her pent up sexual urges after constantly wrecking omnic scum

>perfectly toned body
>body builder
yeah nah, she's not perfectly toned, she looks like a man. Pharah is "perfectly toned", Zarya is more like pic related
Wanting to be dommed/overpowered by a girl is one thing, wanting to be dommed/overpowered by a girl that looks like a man is another

dat side nip

>beta nu-male
>doesn't want to be dommed
pick one

>Leotards and high cut fashion in general will never make a comeback

Should I just kill myself now? It doesn't look like the future's getting any brighter.

But isn't she a power lifter and not a body builder?

literally nothing in this thread implied femdom, you just think cowgirl is somehow dom for some reason.
porn is all that matters, otherwise you could say Mercy is ugly too.

Are there mods for skins yet?
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impressive but NOT attractive

>I CANT STOP LOOKING LIKE A DYKE

when are they doing genderflips?

>tfw
youtube.com/watch?v=evyKPVS_M7E

Again, a trait doesn't have to stay static. A racist character overcoming his hatred, born of a conflict in the past, is like writing 101. Simple, cliche, but whatever. But if your racist character overcomes his hatred, again caused by a fucking war, because of some affable omnic (in this case) it's hollow and makes me wonder why you ever designed her to be the omnic hater in the first place.

Fucking GOTYAY right there, that shit was excellent

>using anything but the base skins

Why would you do this? The iconic looks are the best.

high cut jeans are back though

>Pharah is "perfectly toned

We don't know what the fuck she looks like under the armor

We do, thanks to that christmas comic. Not a good look mind you, since it's only a panel and thus she has a fairly generic build.

It's a start, I guess.

Nice of Blizzard to slip a Twisted Sister reference in the game.

I'm still mad about the fact that HotS has an Asuka skin for D.Va but OW doesn't.

>Symmetra somehow has the best skin you can get in the entire game

Holy fuck that shit taste.

>shit game has a shit skin for shit girl
>Overwatch has a skin based on best girl Rei

Seems about right

Has this skin sprouted any leotard Zarya art yet?

That's all I really care about.

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>Is that the deathwing one
That's real. Looks pretty neat too. I just wish muh boys Kel'thuzad and Stukov were better.

>posts porn to prove his point
>literally MUH DICK: the post
really activated my almonds