10

10

oh shit

BING BONG

god video game reviews always read like horrible high school papers

>While a single late-game reaction shot is likely to go down in history for its potential ramifications for the series' lore.

DITCHING PEACH FOR PAULINE CONFIRMED
KONGBOWL IS REAL

FUCKING HYPE
AIRHORNS MOTHERFUCKERS

>Link may have more Korok Seeds to find than Mario has moons but not by many
>900 Korok Seeds

could it be?

>generic head with hands boss

Nintendo really has a fetish for that shit

AIR FUCKING HORNS

But this time you can become the hands and steer his fists back into him. They're always pretty damn cool.

oh shit is that mario64land?

plimpf blonk wabboo, much fun for teh win!

Actually, I pretty much believe this confirms Super Mario Odyssey to have more or less around 700 Moons. Which makes Link still have more Korok Seeds to find than Mario regarding Moons, but not by many either.

Who are you quoting?

Looks like it

I'd be happy with that

>one of the Odyssey decorations is a dog

It's tradition at this point.

It's really strange that they're getting to release their review so early. Everyone's going to be looking at that review because it's the first. Oh, and they gave it a perfect score? That's strange...

wonder what ability would be a speedrunners delight.

I remember 64 looking better than this

Print embargo is different to the rest of the embargoes because they either get it out early or they miss the boat by 2/3 weeks. This issue has a feature on Mario Odyssey as well as the review so they released it early, and Nintendo gave them the go ahead for an early embargo. Easy.

its not strange, edge only publishes once every 4 weeks, so they get to break embargo with their latest issue prior to the release
you'll see a lot more magazines getting to put out their reviews in the next few days

the fug?

2 more weeks, cant focus

it really didn't

do you really think they would be allowed to break the embargo if they gave the new wahoo game 5/10

I'm going full blackout on Sup Forums when this game comes out. I have a three day weekend and I'll spend most of my waking time playing Odyssey and watching Stranger Things season 2.

this shit is too good to be true

I can't wait to do what I did with BotW
>next to no browsing Sup Forums
>BotW all day every day for 2 weeks
I played like 9-10 hours a day during that time. It was amazing.

>Have to give a game a perfect score to stay relevant in your dying media

Gonna get a switch today. Can't wait bros.

too late nigger
plots already spoiled

Bowser kidnaps Peach with his flying ships at the start of the game so he can marry her. His broodals are just generic bossfights until halfway through the game Bowser reveals he has Cappy's sister hat, and uses it to control characters in cutscenes and in his bossfight, then Mario instead of rescuing Peach in some fairy tale ending abandons her and runs off with Pauline

Have fun, user

This is a joke right? Screencap this and laugh at me in two weeks if it's confirmed.

>One of the main themes of this game is travel. You’re traveling to a place for the first time and you encounter people or inhabitants there that have characteristics you’ve never seen before, so it’s surprising. Creating those new characters and new enemies was a really important part of the overall game design.
>When Mario is in New Donk City, he’s quite a lot shorter than the real people that live there, but that’s something I’ve also felt in real life when traveling. You know, the differences in the size of people is something that makes you feel, ‘Oh yeah, I’m abroad now

PLOT TWIST: Princess Peach runs off on a whole adventure to find her Prince Charming, causing Mario to run off with Pauline

He might be a manlet but he creates good games.

Is Koizumi our guy?

nope. Peach gets dumped at the end, she wanted away from Bowser but was being a sack of shit so Mario says 'Im-a go' and she rides off in the odyssey

>And diving into the carbonated ocean of Seaside Kingdom produces such a convincing sensation of effervescence you'll be unable to resist climbing back out just so you can take another dip and feel the fizz once more.

Luigi should marry Peach.

>implying it isn't all sarcastic

I know it's hard to tell because it's text, but come on, guys.

>Giant head with two hands

WOW NINTENDO YOU DID IT AGAIN WHAT MINDBLOWING ORIGINALITY

>Odyssey is surprisingly violent in places

{worried noises}

Spla2n, MK8D and Zelda are essentials

Worth having free demos: Puyo Puyo Tetris, Project Octopath Traveler

Probably the T-Rex or tank CapTure

they said it was 'played for laughs' so that means its probably cutscene violence

Peach belongs with Bowser anyway.

zoo wee mama

>literal Rick & Morty costume for Mario is actually in game

fucking hell

>mario chooses pauline
so are there variants to the mario marriage certificate? or are you guys reaching.

>the uneven spacing around that first W

manlets when will they learn

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