PEACH ENDGAME CONFIRMED

STEP ASIDE, GAY LUIGI!

The SJWs are happy and so are we!

>series lore

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Mario is not gonna marry peach.
I mean, it should be the logical next step and all, but its simply not happening.

If it happens there would be backlash despite being something so obvious, which would make their obligatory breakup even more stupid.

Nice pasta

What, does Peach get on her knees and suck Mario off or something? Or is she actually into turtle dick?

What a freak.

Prediction: The whole game is a setup by Bowser and Peach. This game is Bowser and Peach's gift to Mario (traveling the whole world in style) before Mario and Peach get married. Everyone, including Pauline and Luigi, are in on it.

Damn Daniel

I would love this. Reaction shot could be Bowser winking at the camera or yelling finally when Mario and Peach say I do.

Shit that would be pretty cool

Peach' s pregnant.

I dislike this for the same reason I dislike the explanation that SMB3 is a stage play, it completely removes the tension of the narrative if it's all fake.

>tension of the narrative
>mario

lol

the biggest evidence that he does is not merely that bowser is planning to marry her, but that mario ALSO gets a wedding suit.

Why would there be backlash?

>Mario marries Bowser

the fuck is a reaction shot

Mario is a cuck and Peach loves and belongs to big spiky turtle cock.

Prove me wrong.

>peach nobbler

lewd!

dump peach and daisy to the trash bin that they belong

Maybe Bowser does marry peach.

why are people expecting NTR shit in a fucking mario game

Have you never played super smash bros after the 64 version?

Because people are stupid now.

Everyone who actually knows their marios KNOWS that this has to happen sooner or later, and knows that mario and peach as a married couple can create whole new and interesting situations.

But i can bet you the rest of the people are gonna be against it somehow:

>mario and peach getting married? THE SERIES IS FINISHED!
>a fat plumber and a princess are a couple? MOST UNORTHODOXX!!!
>fat people are ugly, they cant have cute girls! REEEEEEE!!!!!!!
>mario is getting married? NOOOOOO! MY FANFICTIONS ARE RUINED!
>peach is now marios wife? NOOOOO! MY SELFINSERT SEX FANFICS ARE RUINED!

and so on and so on...

This backlash will force nintendo to undo this, and when it happens it will be stupid as hell.

I don't get the lore-bomb tidbit but if Luigi isn't playable I'm gonna be quite mad.

Read the thread dude.

they are implying/hinting given the theme of the game that at the end mario and peach are actually gonna get married, as in, no more princess rescuing.

It's sad considering all the cockteasing they are doing with Pauline. I almost hoped Mario would go back with her.

>reaction shot
Peace sucking Bowsers dick confirmed

but no really, who cares? Its obvious that they aren't going to marry anyone because it would fuck with the formula too much. Miymaota won't even let Mario games having fucking NPCs and you think hes going to allow a change that will completely effect the entire series?

Miyamoto killed my cat too.

Somebody forgot SMB2

>Miymaota
did you have a stroke while typing this?

Next Zelda and Link marriage.

>Next Samus and Ridley marriage
Fixed

Most likely Mario would just be getting a Luigi Costume.

I want the rest of the rewiev

desu I didn't give enough of a shit to actually see his name was spelled

People that hate Miyamoto are braindead, don't bother.

Meh. Acceptable only if Mario jumps higher and longer with that costume on.

Doubt it; Nintendo's too lazy to do any of that considering none of the costumes give him other abilities. Also Luigi has never appeared in any of the sandbox Mario games.

Unless you ignore 64 DS for dumb reasons, that is.

>hate
I honestly don't care either way, but the dude has this weird thing about people fucking with the characters too much so hes never going to allow something this big

>but the dude has this weird thing about people fucking with the characters too much

nani

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He literally hates the paper mario games because it had too many custom NPCs in it

is this another "Sup Forums warps something after being passes through multiple shitposting" post

>it's another Sup Forums poster is retarded and actually believes that his ship will be confirmed despite the creators past actions clearly showing that he was afraid to fuck with the formula too much
Until he dies Mario is going to stick to the same old routine because that's what works

It's extremely obvious that peach got HATTED by Luigi and It'll be a zany "hilarious" reveal.

I don't care about the ship user, I was specifically talking about the "fucking with the characters too much" and "it had many custom NPCs" lines

>Misread as 'Peach Game Confirmed'

Now I'm upset we'll never get another Super Princess Peach

>endgame
Preggo peach confirmed

So why do people think that Bowser will stop kidnapping Peach if she gets married to Mario?

It's not like he respected boundaries before.

He gets married in the end, to the rabbit queen.

>PRINCESS
>WILL YOU-A MARRY ME?

>not in the way you are expecting
but I'm shipping paulpeach since day one

Bowser is a dick but not enough to ruin a well established family.
Obviously he keeps kidnapping Peach because she's free and without engagement.
But don't worry, when Mario and Peach will have their first daughter, Bowser will kidnap her instead for the sake of good old times.
But something will go terribly wrong with the little daughter going missing. Everyone will think she's dead but she simply traveled across time and space to find the Lumas.
The daughter is Rosalina that will travel back in time during the events of Galaxy.

That's a pretty nice plot twist honestly

>serie's lore.
calling it now, bowser was a charming prince all long, he was just possessed and controlled by wart.

>her role expand in the post game
>Mario with post game
well shit, I'm hyped

>Mario with post game
That's nothing new, you know. Every 3D Mario after Sunshine has post game.

Last shot is Bowser writing a suicide letter.

I can’t, because you’re right

what fucking narrative

Last shot is a swinging noose and bowser looks into the loop to see old 8 bit mario and bowser on the bridge fight. The chiptune music of old will be hardly audible and muffled like he's in a haze. Bowser will slip the noose on with the same confidence mario puts his hat on now.
Fin.

>caring about the narrative in any Mario game
>caring about the narrative in SMB3, of all fucking things

Wind Waker already had Link fucking Tetra. After all, someone had to be ST Zelda's grandfather.

I don't want another Disney Beast garbage.

BEAST WAS FINE THE WAY HE WAS.

Inb4 peach and pauline get married, or bowser and mario, and mariocucks kill themselves.

Doesn't that mean Peach dies?

I believe no costume is mandatory for the level, but maybe its an exception.

What if the last shots are Bowser revealing it was him and not Peach all along, and Mario still marrying him, giving him a deep, passionate kiss as the old Bowser overlay fades the marriage scene out?

memes aside, mario could have a decent plot if miyamoto would just fuck off and die already

Nobody survives when penetrated by a hot big italian dick

memes aside, only autists care about plot in platforming games. No, wait, in videogames in general.
Go back to your Sonic Forces thread.

I'd prefer it being a wario stunt and wario and bowser team up to have mario marry wario, wario bringing up neither one of them will be be virgins now, then the wario laugh fade out. Waluigi would be at the wedding, but only cause it's open bar.

if plot doesn't matter, then why have any plot?

just have a stickman jumping on squares

I thought Pauline got kidnapped by Cranky Kong, not DK

>Also Luigi has never appeared in any of the sandbox Mario games.
Do the Galaxy games count?

>then why have any plot?
Because autists born after 1997 with an attention span of a hamster need at least a barebone plot to enjoy a videogame, unfortunately.

no

The first one should count.

the most popular game among gen z is minecraft, you sperg

nintendo says story doesn't matter, yet they keep putting in shitty stories

if you are going to do something, do it right or not at all

Peach is gonna save Mario, it's so simple.

Agreed, story should not be in Mario games and autists asking for more story in Mario games should be kicked in the ass.

autists wouldn't care if nintendo stopped having stories. just remove peach and have mario jump around for no reason at all

>Bowser gives a "My work here is finished" nod and walks off alone into the sunset

Bowser should marry Peach

I can't wait for the game to introduce a new ghost princess.

>Mario paid Bowser all these years to kidnap Peach so she could finally love a butt ugly italian manlet like him

>Peach's crown is Cappy's Sister
>it gives Peach the same Capture Powers

OH SHIT PEACH MODE CONFIRMED
>tfw she plays like she did in SMB2 with her weird float jump physics

>tfw she plays like she did in SMB2 with her weird float jump physics
So, like in 3D World.

thats not what OP said

Mario will lose the battle halfway thiought and Peach will have to save him, this will be MGS2 of the mario franchise, all the material shows you playing as the hairy mainly man but in the end you play and the feminine blondie

>the white girl dates a black criminal who is in prison
>she reforms it and they live happily

Im dropping Mario, Nintendo and the switch so fuckin g hard if that happens

Isn't Rosalina's mom dead though?

>brother and sister marriage
stop watching game of thrones user
incest is not right

Maybe when something goes wrong, Peach gets killed in the process.

>triggered

I really doubt Nintendo would ever kill off a major Mario character, way too edgy.

Well, ghosts exist in the Mario universe so we are halfway through. Deaths clearly happen off screen, obviously.