BING BING WAHOOS BTFO

BING BING WAHOOS BTFO

>go to Gamestop
>a neckbeard BING BING WAHOO *1 UP*'s near me

So, what's the point of these threads? Like, a general Mario thread or something?

It's just shitposting. Everything on this board is shitposting endlessly without meaning.

>those textures
>those low-poly pigeons
>that aliasing

well looks like I'm not playing this until I can emulate it with enhanced graphics and HD texture packs on the PC in a few years.

>GUYS LOOK AT THESE PIGEONS THAT ARE GONNA BE USED FIFTY BILLION TIMES IN A CITY! THEY'RE SO LOW POLY!!!!!!
they might be low poly but they look better than skyrim's hawks.

>sonybros only argument against mario is bing bing wahoo
>not even a real argument

kill yourselves

Sup Forums on fucking suicide watch. This entire year has been hilarious.

How far we've come.

I think it relates to that guy that said you're a fag if you play a 3DS in public with same logic applying to the Switch.

>those low-poly pigeons
Someone post those Witcher 3 pigeons

Oh yes a game Sup Forums has shilled hard ever since it's been announced is good, how will we ever recover from this one guys?

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>at least look better than a game from 6 years ago!
Woah, impressive.

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>Sup Forums shills thinking anything can beat Mario

Mechanically, the series can't be beat. Except maybe by Zelda now.

>even special edition's HD hawks look like shit compared to this

AAAAAAAHAHA LOOK AT THOSE CROWS, THEYRE SO JAGGED! SONY WINS!

>crows
I mean i know you're pretending to be retarded but come on bro at least get the damn bird right

>at least it looks better than an up-resed game from 6 years ago!
Woah, impressive.

I'm not defending the pigeons here but just interested to know, does graphical fidelity effect your ability to get lost in a world? I miss the quake days/32 bit era of nonsensical rooms that existed for no other reason than game play and the graphical effects were atmosphere, rather than rendering realistic objects. You'd use your imagination to fill in the gaps and make a connection that way, whereas shitty birds and conveniently places platforms or cover for a shooter, ect just take me out of it, remind me that it's a video game so clearly rather than the abstract stuff.

I'm with you, those era of games feel more "real" to me.

Agreed, some of the most immersive games I've played were 64-bit.

You knuckledraggers have never been to a city, this is what pigeons look like in real life

>implying ive ever visited real life

Can't wait to emulate it.

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