Why are smash players so smelly, Sup Forums?

Why are smash players so smelly, Sup Forums?

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They don't have the execution required to shower

>tfw you can't shower in a new bathroom because of the input lag

Dirty diapers.

If you go to any con at the end of the day people reek. Standing in line for late concerts was brutal. When people stood up to move the line forward you had to hold your breath. I had to bring deodorant with me bc it wears off

AS EXPECTED OF NINTNMANCHILDREN

>stinky day
everytime it gets me

No kidding. It's gotten so bad that I have to carry Febreze in my purse and spray it on me like holy water. I should probably just stick to online...

Sorry, but it's a tactical advantage. When I compete I quit showering 3 days beforehand because my stench will distract my opponent.

>purse
fag

>stench after only 3 days

>what is walking around campus and masturbating

I have experienced myself how unsanitary nerdy-type people can be... it's like they dont shower. I dont understand why not showering goes so hand-to-hand with nerd culture.

After watching anime and playing vydia showering with hot water is one of the best thing I enjoy in life.

Will never understand people that go a whole day without showering at least twice.

What he isn't telling you is that he rolled around in his own fecal matter 1 day before, went to a chili-dog eating contest an hour before, and farted in a bag, trapped its contents, and then 10 minutes before his match released its contents onto his body.

I don't have a shower

no reason to shower if you never go out anywhere

Agreed. Although to be fair, it's only the chubby/fat type of people who smell the most. It probably has to do with how much they sweat.

Then you should be saving that money/time you spend on vidya on trying to buy a house/rent an apartment who does have a shower.

Some people would rather just play games than do the daily activities that's needed of them. For some people it's not showering because they don't smell how bad they are and just keep playing. For me it's eating. I can keep playing a game for hours and even though I feel hungry I sometimes don't really care enough to go and cook something or get up and go get something.

...

pretty much this.

>Expecting people who take Smash Bros seriously to be hygenic
What a retard

I keep accidentally wave-dashing out of the shower instinctively, sorry.

Then you have a serious gaming addiction user.

Its such a guttural stink too. Rotted meat, mould, spoiled milk, old wet dog; none compare to the funk that fat neckbeards exude

>Then you should be saving that money/time you spend on vidya on trying to buy a house/rent an apartment who does have a shower.

watercucks are this fucking insecure

Not that user but Im the same. Its more the fact that i work and have a baby. Id rather play another 30 mins than feed myself because i only get a few hours each day. Also, fasting never killed anyone. Actually proven to improve your digestive systems health if you fast for short periods occasionally.

Maybe you have a food addiction?

I've committed my time to so many games that there's little room for anything else.

S T I N K Y
D A Y

was this a smash 4 or melee tournament?

All fighting games are subhuman-tier and watching you guys squabble like literal children is hilarious to me.

>nerd culture

fuck off and die

Smash players confirmed for distusting, amorphous stink-beasts.

My local doesn't smell bad at all desu. Tradingcard and DnD fags that we share the room with are usually much worse.

Tekken has an ok community

who the fuck goes to a public outing smelling bad?

People who have no idea about common courtesy.

>tfw no stinky smash playin gf

>barely ever sweat, even when exercising
Who sweatless master race here?

>tfw only wearing a vest during winter
>still sweat buckets
I'm super skinny too

It's mild autism. Those people just don't have the brain power to think about things like responsibility and dignity.

>Ninten-toddlers

Would it be assault if you took a can of Febreeze to spray stinky players with?

Why do Sonyfags have to make everything about Nintendo. It's a literal obsession. It's not even a Smash thing, let alone an entire companies fault.

This is only a thing for Melee tourneys, FGC people just call it Smash because they don't know there's two different games. Blame adult swim for Rick and Morty fans too.

Seems like the underlying problem are niggers not Smash players

>why do sonyfags have to make everything about nintendo
>sonyfags

>Makes no mention of Sony
>"WHY DO SONYBROS ALWAYS MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT OTHER COMPANIES"

>pretending that this board isn't daily sony and Nintendo shitflinging

I can pretend to be retarded too.

god i wish that were me

my reasoning is why bother? I'm just gonna get mucky and sweaty in a couple of hours, might as well save 30 minutes of my very busy day

This, a shitload of people cramped together will heat that place up like nothing else, which will get people to sweat, which gets people to smell bad.

You could be the /fit/test, best groomed, and perfumed motherfucker there. You'll be a sweaty mess when you get back.

I like Nintendo, but smashfags are absolute fucking cancer and a blight on fighting games.

Only people who main top tier characters are smelly autist virgins. Chads who shower regularly main Ganondorf.

You only need a fully body shower once a week.

>this confounds the smash fag

Meleefags are the worst. Not even Nintendo wants anything to do with them. They keep casualizing Smash more and more and they still won't just fuck off.

>hurr-da-durr i'm retarded

not an argument

I too, like le Primarch Cernovich.

Praise le God-Emperor!

At least Trump's an actual fucking chessmaster unlike the literal world ender that would've been Killary.

Enjoy the feces particles under your nails.

do you shower before you go to bed, after you wake up, or both??? please explain the showering meta game to me Sup Forums, with as much justification for your rationale as you deem prudent

Winter before bed.
Every other time when you get up.

Would you rather be in a place that smells like shit, or a place that smells wonderful but everyone's a fatass and their asscracks are showing?

I barely leave my house but fuck me if I don;t enjoy a thoroughly hot shower. Get myself als nice and soapy. Take care of my hair. And then walking around/playing vidya in my bathrobe. Goddamn I enjoy showering. I'll never understand why NEETs don't shower more. It literally makes you feel better.

the latter choice, EASILY

>Trump's an actual fucking chessmaster
*tips*

>uh oh
>stinky day
my fucking sides

I don't think it matters. Before bed is probably fine if you keep your sheets clean.

>Why are X people so smelly?
Because they don't shower you fucking retard.

Once when I get out of bed, usually a short one mostly to actually wake me up and wash my face, then another when u get home from work to wash the day off of me before I relax or do whatever
Just remember to use conditioner and moisturizer and it's fine

user one is literally provoking a nuclear war right now by getting mad on social media and it isn't hillary

>conditioner and moisturizer
Fucking casual. Real men use water and maybe some soap on sundays.

Again, any kind of gathering's going to cause this. When you get a bunch of people in a room, body heat's going to heat the room up.

A bunch of people together is basically a furnace.

It's Florida. That's the armpit of the universe. They can't even help it, they'd have to stop fucking alligators to shower.

lol. Drumpfkins don't get it.

> REEEE KILLARY WOULD HAVE PROVOKED A NUCLEAR WAR REEE
> Mean while Trumps openly declares he would totally destroy worst Korea

Yeah, no. Literally makes threats to a nation that has nukes isn't dangerous or anything.

i just want to get this off my chest: if you like modern political discourse, regardless of who you are, you're a fucking loser. literally EVERYTHING else that you could be doing would net you a better life than bickering about what LE TRUMP or LE HILLARY did today. read a book, pet a kitten, go to the gym. this includes v, reddit, neogaf, the real world, where-ever. this isn't nihilism, it's just being fucking pragmatic. make your community nicer by being a good person and improving your life, that's the true end goal of life. your lone opinion, and voice, is worthless. so fuck off and go jerk it to kpop starlets then move on with your life.

Then why don't other tournaments in the FGC have people who run the venues tell their patrons to shower.

I get where you're coming from, but no other community (except MTG) has had organizers make public online posts telling them to fucking shower

Why don't you post about it on reddit, you nigger?

Nah man. I've to many different fightan tournies. Including Smash(Fightan games are like crack to me). Smashers smell the WORST. BAR NONE. Yeah, everyone gets a little funky after a full day in between hundreds of others generating heat. But being clean when you come into the venue helps. Smashers arrive smelly. It just get's worse and worse as the day progresses.

> t. Smashfag who's allergic to showers and deodorant

>Literally makes threats to a nation that has nukes isn't dangerous or anything.
Making threats to a nation that barely counts as nuclear as opposed to making threats towards the other nuclear superpower in the world.

>Then why don't other tournaments in the FGC have people who run the venues tell their patrons to shower.
Because
>no other community (except MTG) has had organizers make public online posts telling them to fucking shower
You shouldn't have to tell fucking adults to shower.
Oh no I'm not debating that part. I'm saying it's a universal thing that can't be avoided.

This so fucking much
It's not people who don't bathe and shit, it's 10k people in a venue being hot and sweating, yelling and screaming.

You can't stop it, no matter how much you bathe and use pit guard.

>turn on the A/C
>drink water instead of mayonnaise
>stop being fat

So why are smash events the only ones that regularly have event organizers flat out tell their patrons that they smell bad?

FGC events like this have been going on since before smash was even a thing, why don't they have a reputation for smelling bad?

>stop paying attention to (((my))) dealings and go masturbate to gook girls, you fucking goyim

because most of them are black and don't shower

Every morning and occasionally at night

Even when I was some lonely neet I showered regularly and brushed my teeth
> mfw someone talking to me and all I can smell is their fucking breath

Every 3 days or before I have to go out; whichever comes first

They're probably not used to the smell of brown people, I'm dead serious and not trying to be mean, it's just the most likely possibility. I've had white friends of mine point out that something stinks when black friends accompany me, sure I notice it but it's just how we are, every race that isn't yours will have its own natural scent and as animals we're naturally inclined to not like it by default since it's an outside scent. Being that these tournaments are mostly males who have no reason to wear perfumes or anything to mask their natural scent, it makes sense to me, even if you're clean you still have a musk of your own. They really shouldn't be making a stink(pun) about scents like this.

every night because my hair takes too long to dry if I do it in the morning and I like to take it easy then anyway

fucking roastie, i bet you fuck chad in the AM too huh girl

I shower every morning. Partly for the hygiene and partly to wake me up (I take lukewarm to kind of cold showers). Sometime's I'll skip out if I know I'm not going anywhere (I'm tired on my days off)

>severe OCD
>have to wash hands every time they are "contaminated", e.g., by opening an outside-facing door
>can't touch controller or mouse until hands are clean
>new games that arrive through post have to go through a decontamination period of a few days before i open them
>these people can't even fucking shower

BRISBANE

MTG tournaments do NOT smell wonderful, you stupid faggot

Every morning and every evening after work but before vidya. I am a very sweaty, greasy person.

>implying he's not just an Aussie with fabulous '80s hair

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