Fantasy RPG

>fantasy RPG
>he doesn't play elf mage
>he plays fucking human warrior instead
Why do people always prefer the most boring shit in RPGs?

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>RPG
>Can't play a loli/shota
>Character doesn't age over time
Dropped

can you name rpgs where characters age over time?

Source me?

Fable

The atelier games.

Ooh are they going to teach him how to poof an elf baby out of thin air? That's nice of them!

elfs are dumb

Alright you can't post that without giving a source

I want to taste their mana.

>playing elves

>RPG
>"Do you want to do _____?"
>"No"
>"What? Please come back when you change your mind"
>Can't do shit until you say yes
I hate artificial choice

also
>armpit hair
Top tier taste.

I don't play elves or anything that involves casting spells.

Those tits are way too big.

>no source found
Fuck

hmmm

tsumino

>he doesn't play a goblin rogue

>complains about le boring race
>picks elves

If you're gonna snowflake, do it right.

Because it works.

Do not bully

>Draws milfs, huge udders, armpit hair, lactation
>ALWAYS /ss/
I wish someone would punch this artist in the stomach so hard he shits himself

took me literally less than 10 seconds
>tsumino
>shota elf

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>armpit hair fetish

can't quite make out the cursive, who's the artist?

Fuck you

>"hey adventurer can you help me with X?"
>1. Yes with angst
>2. Yes with edge
>3. Lawful Yes
>4. Bye

What about a human mage and an elf warrior?

>goblins

>armpit hair

>Make half-elf bard
>Be good at literally everything

Why would I play a faggy elf magic cunt when I could be a QT female warrior?

>Fantasy RPG with extensive character creation systems
>He plays an entirely average character, or maybe gives the girl a huge bust
>Doesn't play a thicc qt instead
Why do people always prefer the most boring shit in RPGs?

>elves racial bonuses make them more suited for archers
>some shitty-ass race like insectoids is a mage race instead

>hairy pits

fuck that noise. how the hell are you going to have a perfectly good dark elf pit-pucci and then ruin it with hair.

fucking ruined. hairy pits are strictly for pleb taste.

You're a good man user.

I play human because I love proving that humans are the best. Elves are sissy fucks.

no clue

>playing modded skyrim
>play as an overconfident shota
>fight some male bandits
>lose
>mfw I had the Defeat mod installed

>armpit hair

toviorogers.deviantart.com/art/Drawlloween-3-goblin-564659512

Orphan Rape Simulator

>gigantic tits + armpit hair

/ss/ is the best though

is there any anime/manga that is based in a rpg? aside from sao of course

...

Phantasy Star 3 I believe

>not being hero-sama and dicking everything that even resembles a female

Grab
Strip

Dragon Quest V. Start as a shota and end the game as a family man with two kids.

>It's an /ss/ thread

>took me literally less than 10 seconds

rofl, i can't even begin to image how much of a loser you are

>All these inhuman race traitors
SO I WAS RIGHT

I would absolutely love to be the fattest girl I could if it didn't always look like crap and clip through everything.

>armpit hair

This.
>World of Magic and super species, masters of the arcane.
>Filled with horrible creatures with unspeakable powers that can gut you and crush you and obliterate you.
>Play average magicless human.
>Still manage to overpower your enemies and conquer.
Best feel.

Because elves are shit and so are you.

Hyper-immersive matrix-tier VR MMORPG when? I just want to grind some skeletons, and then grind some dick

That's not REAL thicc! It's fat which is fucking nasty.

.HACK is what you're looking for user.

>being low test
>playing as low energy mages

danke

>Elf
>Large tits
FUCKING STOP THIS SHIT. IT'S NOT RIGHT, IT DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, AND MAKING BIG TIDDIED ELVES MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN IGNORAMUS. I FUCKING HATE THIS TREND, THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE LARGE BOOBS.

I'd fuck anything that has a hole desu

Go on...

>not shemales
>armpit hair
0/10

>implying elf mage isn't just as basic bitch as human warrior

>tfw born too late to be a hero

>armpit hair
literally fucking subhumans

>not playing as a warrior and encountering stronger warriors

There's a million of them
Goblin Slayer and Dungeon Meshi both take place in worlds inspired by DnD and the Wizardry games respectively

cry more?? wtf do you want from me

Source? Finding crops is a pain in the ass.

Dammit google