How the fuck are grenades deadly?

How the fuck are grenades deadly?

All they do is release compressed, at best all they should do is push you back a bit.

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Try saying that again when you have a billion bits of shrapnel speared into every organ in your body.

>How the fuck are grenades deadly?
physics I guess?

Because their damage numbers are higher than your health points. Duh.
It's like you never looked at real life's programming.

>How the fuck are grenades deadly?
They're not.
But they're hoping they'll scare people away because of all the misinformation in the media.

Only assault grenades are deadly

>Not finding the dev console

Are you even trying NOT being so casual?

They push your innards back "a bit" too

Wrong, it's the tactical grenades dumbass.

>pull pin on grenade
>squeeze grenade tightly in your hand so it doesnt expand and blow up

easy peasy

Vibrations nigga

>I respond ot this thread because I can't differentiate bait

HURR FUCKING DUR I'M RTARDEDED

Dude I've taken like 8 grenades. At this point I've almost built up my immunity.

Magic of the military industrial complex. didn't you know they hire wizards fulltime for that?

Because the point of a grenade is to clear 10 meters around the point of explosion with massive shrapnel and ... why am I replying

ask a swedish person how deadly grenades are

SWEDEN YES

How the fuck are guns deadly?
All they do is push a few metal bits out of a chamber. At most they should sting a bit.

Shit how the fuck are guns deadly
All they do is accelerate a tiny piece of metal
They should cause bruises or little shallow holes at best

But if you all get pushed at once surely you'll just move backwards right?

Delta P or variation of pressure is a huge deal for living tissues, when a sudden change of air pressure living tissues explodes. Just like if your lungs are damaged if you rise too fast from deep sea with it full of air. The pressure will make it expand too fast and damage it. a granade is the same thing but thousand times stronger. Also, shrapnel from the granade can be deadly if it hit vital organs.

No because military boots have high friction. And if you wear slippers you crash into a wall like in a car accident.

This is a good post

BECAUSE GRENADES ARE FUCKING COOL MAN WHY DENY IT.

FUCK AIMING, FUCK HAVING TO RELOAD, CARRY A GODDAMN PAPERWEIGHT YOU CAN PUT DOWN AND FORGET EVERYTHING INCLUDING ITSELF EXISTS WITHIN A GOOD TEN METRES

LAUGH AT FAGGOTS REMEMBERING HOLLYWOOD AND FUMBLING AROUND DESPERATELY BEFORE THEIR FINGERS FLASH INTO SALAD

DROP IT DOWN A HOLE OR THROUGH A DOORWAY. ONE MAN SWAT OPERATION WITHOUT ACTUALLY RISKING ANYONE important.

EVER SEEN AN ASSHOLE WASTING HOURS MAINTAINING A GRENADE? DIDN'T FUCKING THINK SO, PULL THE PIN, DROP THE SPOON, YOU JUST WIN, ALL TOO SOON.

CALO NORD, SOLID SNAKE, SERIOUS SAM, YOU NAME IT, SOME VIDEO GAME ASSHOLES HAVE DECIDED TO DROP THE WIMPY PEW PEW BULLSHIT AND DIP THEIR DICK IN KABOOM.

GRENADES ARE SO GREAT AN INBRED SPANIARD FUCKED ONE AND IT HAD A SON: LANDMINES. THE LAST PERSON TO TRY AND GET RID OF LANDMINES? DEADER THAN A PRINCESS IN A TUNNEL OF CIA AGENTS.

NOBODY TRIES GETTING RID OF GRENADES.

Shit didn't think of that.
What if I exploded a grenade behind me at the same time? Surely they'd cancel each other out

How the fuck is a knife deadly, All they do is move your skin an inch to the side, I do that all day with rosie palms and no policeman has come and put me in the tanty.

If someone has a portable shield barrier and their innards aren't ruptured

Will they just slide around

playing explosives build in fallout NV because of this post

Then you become 2D

I've always wanted to be a flatlander woman

Shockwaves

can i throw one at your feet? you´ll learn fast why

I thought shockwaves were a myth purported by terrible sequels.

anyone else get mad that IRL grenades have a kill radius of 5m but in most games it's about 2?

bullshit
Immunity frames

I'm a grenade. Ask me anything.

Grenades aren't really that dangerous. The damage can easily be repaired by surgeons.

so you just penetrate everything nearby with 50 sonic fast pieces of metal, why that´d be fatal? isnt real life like in my fave animes?

You called? This glorious bastard kills people in Verdun no matter how poorly you throw it.

Molotovs>Grenades

>lol just use a doctor its just a grenade

ALL I'M SAYING IS WHO IS THE ENEMY GONNA FEAR.
THE GUY WHO HAS THE SAME GUN YOU DO

THE GUY WHO YOU CAN SEE THROWING FUCKING DYNAMITE AT YOU
IF A GUY IN A TOWER A MILE AWAY WASTES HOURS WAITING FOR ONE PERFECT SHOT BEFORE HE EITHER WASTES IT OR MAKES ONE FUCKING KILL BEFORE HAVING TO PACK HIS PURSE AND HIS BALLS AND MOVE TO ANOTHER SHITTY SNIPER HOME WITHOUT HIS KIDS, DO YOU GET ERECT?
FUCK NO
IF YOU PACK TNT INTO C4 B4 FASTBALLING THAT SHIT INTO A GUN EMPLACEMENT AND HEARING THE BOWLING PINS PISS THEMSELVES POINTLESSLY TO ADD A LITTLE AMMONIA TO THE EXPLOSIONS, JUST FOR YOUR OPENING ACT, COULD YOU HANG A KILO OF SEMTEXT FROM YOUR DETCORD-SPEWING MEMBER? OH MAMA ITS LIKE AN ISIS EXECUTION VIDEO EXCEPT YOU DON'T NEED TO HANDCUFF YOUR VICTIMS, YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF THESE GUYS HAVE TEN HANDS AND ALL OF THEM HAVE GUNS, YOU DON'T CARE IF THIS GUY IS A KEVLAR GIMP FUCKING SOME WAIST-HIGH COVER, HIM, HIS FRIEND, HIS CIVILIAN BODYSHIELD, HIS DOG, HIS WIFE ARE ALL FUCKED.

GRENADEEESSSSS

>get hit point-blank by grenade explosion
>only 10% damage taken
weaklings

The one time I decided to do an explosives build in NV, the damage for all explosives scaled really bad with the difficulty mods I was using, they were either fucking OP if I removed them or BB Gun tier useless. I couldn't figure out how to balance it so I just gave up.

>DS2, the weapon
Terrifying.

I always combine explosives with melee.

>How the fuck are grenades deadly?

Seriously? It's an explosive weapon in which the shockwave alone can kill you if you are close enough, and it throws shrapnel in just about all directions.

If anything, grenades in video games tend to not be deadly enough.

They are pretty deadly in Day of Infamy

Finally!

compression shockwaves are funny like that. many people have been 'hit' by mortar and arty strikes over the years, and not been harmed because somehow their squishy bits were fine with being pulped and came through it fine.

other people, usually caught on the edges of the compression blast have looked totally fine, except their insides got turned to jelly by the blast.

grenades et al didn't become horribly effective until they made them fragmenting bombs. now the massive amounts of shrapnel thrown out are almost guaranteed to kill everything inside the blast zone

>still incidents of poor bastards surviving being blown up with all the shrapnel missing them, only for a single piece to fly past their own head and bury itself inside their best mate's skull instead

>grenade has to be literally right next to you for it to even have a chance of killing you
woah... so dangerous

>grenade has to be literally right next to you for it to even have a chance of killing you

What did he mean by this?

ten meters?

The lethal radius of a grenade is about 3 meters, and shrapnel can go another 3 after that.

baka kids......

some people die even from a punch or staying awake 3 days (heart attack) so like maybe you all teens in here overestimate your body and what it can take in damage
we are very fragile

You can no longer watch movies and TV without thinking about everyone's eardrums exploding when they fire guns indoors.

You said the shockwave CAN kill you if you are close enough which implies even if the grenade were right next to you it still wouldn't kill you.
dumbass

big jagged pieces of metal coming at you at high speeds usually do some serious damage user
same thing for landmines

Yes. CAN. I've heard of some weird stories of people surviving grenade blast, but typically they have some sort of cover, and survive is a loose term. Most of the time when people are hit by a grenade they die from the shrapnel which effectively works like a shotgun in all directions.

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the concussive force is plenty damaging, user.

>fully upgraded explosives expert in fallout new vegas
>no matter how far you launch a fatman you are going to die

I don't think you need this explained to you, OP.

Nigga a guy shot a burglar with an M82 while he was cleaning it in his garage and he was deafened only for a couple dozen minutes, firing gun indoors isn't THAT big of a deal

I'm pretty sure it's guaranteed to kill at least one person even if you don't throw it at all.

>Posting Mini May in a grenade thread
Fine work

I hate games where you light someone on fire and they don't even react, they just continue fighting while their health slowly drains. Especially since the fire is usually weak enough not to kill them.

>light someone on fire
>they actually freak the fuck out and start running around like a retard
>if the fire is big enough they can't even scream because it's pulled the air right out of their lungs

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>release compressed

>shrivel
>shockwave
>explosion
>fire

Wow idk OP why dont you learn it yourself? Pop one and stick it in your moth - enjoy :)

>Sweden starts punishing people with grenades
>Number of grenade attacks goes down to five in 2017
And people say gun control wouldn't work

Underrated

If shrapnel only traveled 6 meters, it wouldn't be going fast enough to do damage in the first place.

I found one on the internet, but couldn't make it in time before a redditor had turned it in for some cheap toys and stickers

compressed leads to very speedy, that leads to a pressure, also shrapnel from the case with thrice the speed of a in all your.

How grenades work:
>They explode by a timed fuse.
>They unleash shrapnel which could fuck someone up, up close.
>The grenade's surface is metallic or similar material.
>If that doesn't hurt you? Shockwaves will.
>Even if you threw a cooking grenade or not, it still hurts.
Fun Fact: They're explosive.

i hate every single one of you

>red orchestra 2 rising storm
>everyone is screaming,bullets and mortar rounds fill the air with shrapnel
>breathlessly you run between cover your eyes wide and heard pounding as the heavy metal weight settles on your back
>you almost freeze from panic but rage keeps you going like a smouldering ember
>you advance on your belly through mud...the last few meters felt the worst
>gritting your teeth through splits lips you lift the nozzle of your weapon
>at first the screams made you vomit...you felt regret but now a hollow emptyness settles in your chest

YOU WANNA GO BRO

no. grenade spam kills fucking games

>more people are dying, just not by grenades
well done

My innards are protected by this chest high wall I'm crouched behind.

>princess in a tunnel of CIA agents
They were SAS ya cunt

>All they do is release compressed
What

dumbass, he said they release the compressed

radius != diameter
there are also multiple kinds of grenades

ill push in your innards a bit if you know what i mean

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That must be a bitch and a half to assemble.

ya goof you just cut in in half

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>yfw the metal that grenades shoot out towards you isn't actually shrapnel and that's just a really common misuse of the word

>tfw getting hit by anal beads

>Never released spoon
Actually nothing would happen.

As opposed to most other weapons that actually have to touch you to do any damage?

Where is this from?

OH THAIR GONNA HAFTA GLOO YOO BACK TIGETHAR

IN HEHLL

He died how he lived

With balls all over his face

what the fuck is happening in here