Buy steam game

>buy steam game
>download crack
>use crack
>refund game
>???

How well would this work instead of using shady torrent sites.

Some post the boiled eggs

>not using a VPN to avoid getting bitcoin mined by honeypot "torrent" websites

steam may deny you refunds if you "abuse the system".

Wait. Did someone make a video of the old "YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS" story?

I was gonna post a serious response, but if this is just a repost...

ALL THE EGGS

if there's a chance for a virus then it's on the crack.exe

>mfw the thumnail of eggs on a plate looks like a boiled egg
>mfw my face is a boiled egg

Those eggs actually look appetizing and in reasonable portion. Completely undermines the humor of the meme.
Eggs - 8/10
Video - 2/10

This. It could work if you did it on a few games a year, but any more than that and they'd probably just bar you from refunding games.

Also, it's your own damn fault if you don't lurk and figure out what the clean releases are.

>pirate game
>keep money, play game anyway
>???

>pirate game
>keep steambux, play game

try it yourself

Where are you getting the crack from? Sites even shadier than torrents.

>Not only depriving them a sale but also costing them the additional money from a refund
You're the worst scum. I hope you get a rootkit.

Your post reads like you think the guy is somehow making 50 dollars off of this.

>Also, it's your own damn fault if you don't lurk and figure out what the clean releases are.
none of the releases are clean and if you think they are youre stupid

>Costing them the additional money from a refund
Wut?

Refunds come at a cost for the publisher/dev, retard. They aren't free.

>not using usenet instead

fucking moron

What cost?

No, because any more than 15 refunds in a year and you'll be barred from getting more for an indeterminate amount of time. If you're going to pirate, just fucking pirate.

Devs eat the transaction fees, and a refund means no profit. Just a hard loss.

>spend 60 dollars on game
>refund back 60 dollars

>THE POOR DEVS!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao fucking moron retard faggot

kek thats exactly what I thought

Alright but who's gonna post the source to what I imagine is a JAV in the OP's webm

>spend 60 dollars
>valve takes 20, developer receives 40
>refund 60 dollars
>valve charges dev 50 dollars to issue the refund

>download steam game because I want to support the devs
>send 20% tip to the publisher and valve for getting me my game
>donate 10% tip to my favorite youtube reviewer for helping me buy the game

Stay poor, filth.

>Make a shitty game
>It's so shitty your customer makes you pay them back for having played it
>It's so shitty valve makes you pay them because a customer didn't like it

lmao fuckign owned retard

>VPNs protect me from javascript

get the FUCK out

If they weren't making money they wouldn't put them on steam. It might not be perfect but you have to pay the game to make it rain.

It's like when waitresses complain about getting small tips but then cry even louder if you suggest they get a flat wage.

>Smartie
thats an m&m.....

You two arent following the comment thread.

???

Don't reply to me.

source?

>whole eggs
Are they at least cooked? The poor girl did just get raped then kidnapped.

lmao dumb faggot get owned nigger cunt

t. too stupid to pirate

If you weren't literally retarded you'd know how to download torrents without ever even opening a browser, or just DDL without having to deal with torrents in the first place.

>The quality of posts is very important to us

...

I said don't reply to me, I'm serious.

but not the quality of games amirite lmao?

I mean you still have to download a crack, the "crack" could be malicious too