I just bought a nintendo switch but i'm too drunk to figure it out

i just bought a nintendo switch but i'm too drunk to figure it out

i've been there

might be time for a nap, friend

what the fuck how

and I'm talking about the pic not the Switch

RIP

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What happened to the heckin pupper!!!!!

The shit you weirdos save I swear.

How is it standing

Froze to death and then a bear probably just ate it, the tissues keeping it upright must be intact enough to keep doing it.

Or it's a movie prop

Did he died?

Just switch it on

is he ok?

oh great i'ma get banned and ima be too drunk to play switch or get unbanned

Your dog looks a bit sick.

Inb4 someone thinks this is a real body

confirmed never seen a dog before

before anyone asks, that's a cake. You can google it

This is just bread with meat filling shaped like a person's body.

poor puppo obviously but this is honestly interesting as fuck

how the shit is the antelope or deer or whatever frozen mid run ?

real talk that is cool as fuck, I can oly assume he froze to death and was buried, which might explain why he stayed upright

>Getting drunk

Another possibility is that it died laying down, scavengers got to it, and some weirdo put it upright for the photo. Since its frozen it would retain its shape.

i think they get flash frozen and then scavengers come pick the good bits out

now please help me with my nintendo

It isn't frozen mid-run, it dies of hypothermia, freezes, and then someone who is driving/walking along decides to prop what's left of it up if there's enough muscle mass to hold it up.

They probably got stuck in deep snow and froze to death. So when the snow melted away, it looks like they're still standing.

They droppped dead, froze, and then somebody lifted their bodies up.

why the fuck would you do that man

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it's the alaskan equivalent of cow tipping

Is this a Hollow Knight thread?

DIE DISGUSTING MUDSLIME PIG FUCKER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOHAMED WAS A PEDOPHILE

ALIEN ABDUCTIONS

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

woah holy shit its like i just accidentally opened up a minecraft server or something

sleep tight, pupper