Mom finds the H-games

>mom finds the H-games

good
interactive porn is dangerous territory to your mind

>dad finds the trap porn

>mom finds the incest roleplay porn

>sis finds the incest doujins

>you walk in on her

>mom starts playing the mother-son incest VNs

>all my underwears have cum stains
>mom never brings it up
I know she knows

>interactive porn is dangerous territory to your mind

How the fuck is having fantasies every other human being have dangerous? Fuck off faggot

She sniffs them until she's breathless.

>Roommate finds the naked girlfriend pictures underneath the body-swap & TG porn

>saving porn on your HDD when you have roommates

asking for it, lad

...

What sort of jackass looks through other people's things?

if you leave your computer while it's not locked, there's a 95% chance you'll come back to gay porn as your desktop background

That manga is going to end badly isn't it

>HDD not encrypted

>asks me if I'm gay

>I find dad's trap porn

>mom
fuck off, underage

>he doesn't have a mom
sucks to be you

>not having a mom
haha

I used to think a guffaw was a weird onomatopoeia, but then I saw this

>Dad finds the dildo dictionary

this is me. desu i dont focus on the incest part, it's the roleplaying and virtual sex that does it for me. cant really help that 90% of virtual sex vids are incestual

t. bettie bondage, xev bellringer and tara tainton fan

>not being mommy's special little 30 year old boy.

>she recommends new ones

>mom finds the /ss/ folder

>dad finds the H-games
>tells me I have shit taste

What? That's what a 12 years old would do

>long time ago, 15
>mom is 32, dad is 34
>mom finds my incest mother/father/son threesome furshit bookmarks
>shows dad
>grounded until 18 at first
>then dad has me do stuff with him
>followed by mom
>followed by both of them and being ungrounded
>followed by doing stuff pretty much every day until graduation
>still do stuff whenever we visit
>no one will believe this

>find dad's tranny porn
>I am one

>have two sisters
>find my elder sisters siscon incest porn

> Mom disappears off the face of the earth when you are 12.
> only time you ever hear from her again is when she mails your dad divorce papers.

>Find my little sister's collection of little sister H-games

if you retell the story by describing you being molested as "stuff" then it does come across as quite unbelievable

>mom finds my crusty onahole

>accidentally send dad page from a hentai doujin

>he asks if there's more

That's gay

>father disappears after you're born
>never ever hear from him again
Which is worse I wonder

i'd rather have a sad father figure than a sad mother figure

>mfw I ALWAYS leave my onahole on my bed to dry
>mfw I've NEVER gotten asked "what's that?" by my mom
>mfw

source on the bottom picture?

agreed, but fathers are less important than mothers for children

>Dad finds my failure slip from penis inspection day

My mom was never sad though, she was the opposite. She was angry until she mellowed out in her late 30's

>mom's dead and can't find your H-games

i would

I'm sorry to hear that, user.

>mom tells other mom about my HRT pills

Timeout for me, I guess

gay

are you cute?

but shes seen it right? she knows what it is.

say that to the black community

goddamn

As long as you're working, there's nothing wrong with living with your parents.

>mom finds the weed

>molested
I wanted it.
It's not like there's anything special to tell, the basics apply, oral to anal, having stuff explained to not be so terrible, etc. I guess being sandwiched between them would be the most unusual thing, but even that's still pretty tame compared to stuff you find online. We're all pretty vanilla, sorry.

>find your fathers 3D

>fathers are less important than mothers
>black community
????

Do you tell him the truth, user

I can't tell who's memeing and who's using this thread as a confession box

That's only the case if you're in college and in the age range of 18-24

>I find mom on H-games

>white "men"

sorry, I meant fathers are less important than mothers to human children

I'm the guy who's mom ditched him. My dad did OK but he had to work two jobs to support us since my mother paid no child support. Me and my brother of course were ungrateful shits. We didn't realize the sacrifice he made till we were grown and had our own families. He's doing ok now though he remarried after we moved out on our own and had more kids who didn't grow up to be complete disappointments.

>Mom walks out on you when you were young
>Develop mommy complex
>Exclusively date older women
>Drunk at the bar, see cute gilf
>Taker her back, and have sex for an hour
>"You seem so familiar..."

>found out my mom/dad were into weird fetish shit and I was a byproduct from them not taking precautions

my younger sister, when visiting me, changed my tablet to google images "hentai"

i had a fuckin laff

>I find sis's incest doujins

>incest MMF
>vanilla

I don't why they would even tell you that, literally TMI

so was it your mom?

fuckin rad

>All my socks have yellow cumstains
i feel you brah

>Dad finds your weed
>proceed to get high together and watch Monday night football

i just bought virtua photo studio

if they ever find it and ask, ill just tell them its a game clip and screenshot recorder and was an online game because saturn was one of the first consoles to go online yadda yadda novelty to have it yadda yadda

but they will never pop it in and play it. hahahaha

this

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>that one time my dad asked me to get weed for him and to never tell mom about it
was he a pussy?

>Find a stack of old porn in my mum's room as a kid, assume it's left over from before my dad left.
>Come back years later, get curious and check. It's still there.
Ever since I've been unsure if my mum just doesn't ever clean her room or if she's actually a lesbian.

>mom literally says "I know you had Amber over because your towels were covered in dried cum"

I wanted to slit my throat right then and there

>sometimes too lazy to get up and blow my nose middle of the night, use my sock

>it dries

>hope mom doesnt think im cum-socking like a degenerate

so, is she a lesbian?

>degenerate niggerball

kek fuck that

>there is a 5 hour savefile that isn't mine

I really don't know what I'd do if my parents found my gigabytes of futa porn

no, but he is a lazy fuck

>Dad finds the HRT pills
>"It's okay. We accept you, just like your sister."

>siscon incest porn
What's that?

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>find your mom's black double sided dildo
I don't know what to do anymore.

your mom must of been a hell of a tease

A older sister teaching a younger brother the joys of having sex with her

have you tried kneeling during the anthem in public? it's the best high, bro. try it.

>mom walks in

those fantasies tend to cloud your judgement in terms of an actual healthy relationship.

I used to think ahegao was an actual thing...turns out the female orgasm is far more subtle (but no less pleasurable.)

sis x sis

delete it and remember all this as a phase you went thru.