"Happy birthday user!

>"Happy birthday user!
>"T.thanks grandma :D

I can't be the only one.

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>IT'S JUST NOT A GAME ANYMORE!!
meta af

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thanks

>bump&go
Sounds like my datinglife

i have this

ha...ha..?

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>Aquí tienes el Nintendito que querías de cumpleaños hijo.
>Gr...Gracias madre.

>place used to sell these when I was a kid
>always wanted it
>mother never got it for me because she knew it was one of those annoying chinese toys that does nothing but light up and play extremely shitty music
Why do the chinese make so many of these things and why do they always make them play the most annoying generic tunes?

>"It's that zombie horror survival game you've been begging me for."

Remember when Ashens was good?

>What are we having for dinner Grandma? :D
A true american treat

I mean, that was a pretty good game in honesty

I am so glad these don't exist anymore. All of the ones I've seen, they were basically, what, 48 NES era games? All of which suck? Where's the 9999 games from the SNES/Sega era? Fucks sakes

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Grandma always got me the latest, best shit because she always gifted me cash =^)

Haven't watched Ashens in ages, what changed?

Hah, no dude. Can you imagine how well these things would sell if you could get nes games on them holy shit

>what changed?

He got a taste for dat youtube endorsement cash

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>t-thanks

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GOD FUCK THESE GAMES TO OBLIVION. FUCK ALL OF THEM

>have a few tiger handhelds, Mortal Kombat, NBA Jam, Star Wars laser game, Mars Attack laser game
>get a sega game gear for my birthday

>"user why dont you ever play your other games, you only touch your sega?"

What game is it, is it real sonic?
I'd be impressed.

>Buying a Polystation over a Super Megason IV
It's like u enjoy shit games.

this is straight awful to read

Have you never seen how these games operate?

>This isnt a real thing
Why even live?

Moar wine

Oh... cool

lol no, they are tiger games and they are fucking awful. I had a ninja one when I was younger. The background is fixed and when you turn it on it's really bad music and the characters are just black drawings almost as bad as a pocket calculator.

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Better than RE tbqh

hell yeah I had a gamecast

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I forgot how bad those laser games really were, I kept it on my shelf as decoration mostly
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fucking kek

They were alright before I knew what a Gameboy was, enough to keep me entertained during long car trips. Then my dad got me one of these badboys and Super Mario Land, then I fucking hated Tiger games. I couldn't even imagine playing one right now.

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Yeah, like I said I played them till I got my Game Gear. I never actually owned a gameboy until the SP came out

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during the original pokemon TCG fad my grandma bought all the boys in my family these retarded pokemon TV cards. they were cut like a baseball card but just featured these horrible screenshots from the anime with captions and long winded descriptions on the back. a product designed to trick a grandma

our cousins got there before us and opened their shit already so they told us almost as soon as we walked in the door. we even went in the back bedroom and looked at the cards they got. what piles of shit. the cringe of opening those gifts and pretending to like them. man. our generation has is so bad

the cringest part is after everyone fake smiled and grandma told us a story how she found some cards that were way cheaper. and somebody in the check out line "had the nerve" to tell her she was buying the wrong cards and the kids will not be happy (this woman was doing the right thing) and grandma barked at her and felt good about it

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How does bootleg chinese garbage even make it overseas, let alone on shelves in stores?

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I always wanted a Game Gear, I think because I saw one in Rumble in the Bronx. I just had the original Game Boy for the longest fucking time. My parents sucked, my cousins had the Sega Channel and shit, and here I am playing "Golf".

chinks smuggle it in themselves

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this is amazing

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Some of my first memories of Sup Forums are of going to Sup Forums in 2010 and going on threads about Chinese bootleg crap like this one. This thread's making me a bit nostalgic.

fuck you guys santa brought me one of these and it was the shit

we were poor

That shit was fun until it break itself after few days.

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>first memories of Sup Forums
>2010
>tfw you were jaded and cold before this newfag even found this place

Anyone else get one of these? Arcadia Duck Hunt? It was a projector that shined a duck onto the wall and it would move around and you'd shoot it with a gun.

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>Here's the Play Station Portable you always wanted son.

I got the superbike racing one if that counts.
Holding the highest score among my cousins.

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I remember wanting something similar it but never getting it
Looks awful

I know I'm a newfag, but 2010 feels like it was ages ago at this point.

WHOOOOOO?
WHOOOOOOOOOO DAMNIT!!!!

I'm pretty curious about these, do they even have any games? What kind of games?

user, unless you're an originalfag, all of us are newfags. I'm here since 2007.

>turned him another person: spiderman
Okay, I lost hard

They are legitimate at least, not knock offs.

It was awful, it got old very fast. You could just aim in the general direction of the duck and score a hit.

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Did you write the copy press for the back of these types of games too?

its not hard to look it up, but in short theyre usually nes/famicom clones with bootleg games.

>is it real sonic?
Oh the innocence of you younglings.

Most of those bootleg consoles have Contra, Super Mario Bros and some obscure shit. I remember one them loaded with Castlevania.

I forget that anyone under 20 has probably never seen one of these games before

DELETE THIS

Member Master Fighter 2?

I member.

05, not "original" but pre-morons in masks so I'll take it.

anyway back to thread
>be 5
>favorite movie is jurrasic park
>want a toy jeep from the movies
>grandma gets an obvious chinese rip off
>it says cr-U-taceous park, yeah they literally didn't spell it right
>throw such a tantrum dad decides to trade in his car for a '94 Cherokee

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when i was a young kid my dad gave me one and filled it up for me to play with. after i got bored i just drank the water. i remember them asking me why i drank it and i had no answer i was just thirsty. these things are just interactive water bottles

based mom

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>i just drank the water.
How the fuck you're still alive?

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The last time I touched one of these consoles was like 4 or 5 years ago. That shit had like 30 Contra variants. It was amazing because it was connected to 60" HD TV at my local Walmart. A friend and I turned on the console and played a Contra that started with the Spreader and 30 lives. It was in the morning, the Walmart was somewhat empty. A kid watched us beat the game. I'm pretty sure a guard also watched us. Then we played a game in isometric view where you control a boat.

Plastic isn't poisonous.

Is that just a real fucking gun?

Is that Luigi in Matro's clothes? It looks like she's grabbing his dick and is surprised at how big it is.

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I am so drunk right now, just tell me that Jet Moto is going to be allright, that is all that I care about, justetell me that that someone will remember it. Please that is all that i care about...

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it's not wasteful if you drink it. it's just tap water but even as a child i knew that shit cost money. it added new elements to an absolutely boring game

i sipped it slowly, i lowered the water level and made the puzzle game harder, until eventually i couldn't get the rings on

20 years later i am posting on Sup Forums so something probably did go wrong as a result

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>20 years later i am posting on Sup Forums so something probably did go wrong as a result
Yeah, about that...

It is you dumb shit. Especially the cheap shit those were made of.