This is your Lara Croft for tonight

This is your Lara Croft for tonight.

What an unfortunate body for a woman. She looks like a fridge

No thanks.

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>western ''''women'''

I'd rather have a Russian cutie

Slavs will inherit the world.

I have bigger boobs and wider hips than her and I'm not even on hormones yet.

>flat chest
>skinny af
>boyish figure
>would give you beautiful flat daughters if she got pregnant

where's the beef?

they look cute now, but wait for the babushka bomb to hit them

Thats a plank of wood.

not even once

She has a nice tummy.

Russian Dodger on the right.

That's a boy

>there are people here who want to fuck a hotdog with arms and legs

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Dodger of your penis xD

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>Michael Fassbender's elephant dick has been inside that

Magneto used his mutant powers to make her less attractive.

She can dodge the cock but she can never beat the cock.

>guy has bigger tits than she does
>and he's not even fat

lmao

Fassbender what are you doing my dude

I would honestly just fuck an actual dude at this point.

>guy has bigger breasts than the girl

wtf i'm gay now.

>When you play too many Square Enix games

4.5 if that's a girl,
6.5 if that's a guy

Would she even survive giving birth

Their sense of style is so much superior too. They look cute, sexy and feminine at the same time. Most young western women's style is either lazy and androgynous or full-blown prostitute.

I wanna suck her toes!

Yes. Her child wouldn't.

Lara Croft is supposed to have huge titties.

I woud still fuck her. She has a cute face, a healthy body and probably a nice pussy.
I'd cum on her abs.

welcome to the new age
to the new age
welcome to the new age
to the new age

Wider hips won't let you grow a womb fag.

It's the same here too. That's probably some sort of graduation event so they are well dressed.

they do this for really good animations, she has no titties to get in the way of that.

then they give us jiggle physics and big busty mommy milkies ontop of that frame for the ultimate gaming experience

WHY I AM SO FLAT

What an attractive boy.

>woman

go back to the store and exchange it for an actual wooden board

Fridgebod

The acting will be just as genuine.

Wait is that seriously the new Lara?

im not gay and id rather fuck magneto than her

jesus christ how is that genetically possible for a woman to have 0 femininity

Ahem, hi cutie do you come here often?

she'd be dead and forgotten by the 4th month

would die in childbirth/10

I have bigger tits than her, fuck.

Added to the national sexual deviant registrar, enjoy your institutionalization

5 years later they enter babushka phase

I spend way too much time on the internet watching guys in track suits beating the shit out of each other for seemingly no reason.

the problem is? Babushka phase is fucking glorious. So much tasty food, you'll never wanna let her go. Just as good as sex

If you think food is as good as sex you've never had good sex. Just saiyajin.

I was gonna say its because she Swedish but the stereotype for Swedish women used to be tall, bonde with big tits. And even then myanna buring is Swedish to.

You're right good food is better.

Actually OP, THIS is my Lara Croft for tonight...

She carried The Witcher 3: Blood and Wine with her voice.

You can't just disagree with me twice in a row who do you think you are!?

Why is a person this flat playing a character with Big tits. Should of had scarjo take the role

No thank you.

I'm not even the same user.

Two people can't disagree with me at the same time. That's mathematically impossible!

>Slavshit with Mongol rapebaby genes
>superior to anything
Gross.

le back the fuck off to 9gag BASED bro
t. not a slav nor a brain washed Sup Forums poster

You don't have to be Sup Forums to hate disgusting Russians.

>for seemingly no reason
Vodka is a good reason.
It cures radiation sickness.

Only if the vodka itself is not irradiated.

i do hate russians but your "le mongrel rape baby" just makes me hate you more for thinking that you are some red pilled le superior intellect faggot

second from right is extremely cute

Then you eat worm food with it.

*blocks your path*

>someone on a video game board is gloating about how he knows what good sex is

They are Mongol rape-babies. Stop denying your genetic history, Vladmir.

Do you mean food for worms, or food shaped like worms? Because if it's the latter I've got you covered.

I'd rather fuck based Michael than her and I am the straightest male ever.

Why not just make make the character a man if they are trying so hard to recreate her with no resemblance to how she was originally designed?

Looks like that Brad Pitt fight club picture.

>red pilled le superior intellect faggot
>nothing in post about being "red pilled"
>nothing remotely on what you are projecting here
Yeah okay dude.

>Larry Croft

jewish, look at that blonde bitch at the capeshit show Arrow

You read my mind

Oh shit the latter definitely, you can fill them with vodka and it's best shit ever.

>implying you wouldnt fuck her

>implying you would fuck her

She has better body than Zyzz pre-roids, imagine the potential

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Hipe you make it to that 42%

I tried.
I failed.

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Why is that deer at the bottom of the pool?

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heh

Why are the kikes so hellbent on pretending these boy-bodied women are attractive?

Sup Forums should love Russians since they tried to help their boy get into office.

god I wanna lick this tummy.

*tips tinfoil*

>shoulders wider than hips
>shapeless thighs

0/10 would not bang

Yes, I do. Why?