>DIFFICULTY: I SEE YOU
DIFFICULTY: I SEE YOU
James Butler
Hunter Thomas
>hardest difficulty: title of the game
Anthony Thompson
>enemies shift focus from the player character to the camera
Parker Hill
>OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE
Jonathan Morris
>DIFFICULTY: HAHAHAHA
Nathan Sullivan
>difficulty: impossible
Joseph Cooper
>mfw 'Impossible' is more possible than 'HAHAHAHA'
Robert Morris
Nioh
Way of the samurai
Way of the strong
Way of the demon
Way of the wise
Way of the n i o h
Gavin Wright
...
Alexander Morris
>stands idly naked
well!?!?!
It ain't gonna suck itself!
Caleb Taylor
>easiest difficulty: Game Journalist
Kevin Morgan
>DIFFICULTY: VERY EASY
Elijah Rogers
>Objective: don't read the objective
Asher Gray
objective: hide
Angel Young
>Difficulty: Realistic
Lucas Lewis
WHAT GAME
Dominic Anderson
OBJECTIVE: Survive for as long as you can
Dylan Morgan
OBJECTIVE: KILL. THEM. ALL.
William Cox
Hide and seek ya dingus
Jayden Barnes
>Difficulty: Hard
>Difficult and challenging, the way the game was meant to be played
Noah Kelly
>OBJECTIVE: COMPLETE
Adam Brown
>Hard
>Very Hard
>Super Hard
>Ultra Hard
>Poor Little White Guy
Zachary Foster
Mission Objective: End It
Luis Allen
PLWG makes me Ultra Hard
Gabriel Diaz
>Objective: let her go
Landon Sullivan
something very similar in Hellblade's final boss fight.
Liam Russell
>Objective: Escape
Caleb Wood
>Objective: RUN!
Grayson Smith
>Objective: Survive for 5 minutes
Hunter Flores
>Side Mission: Game Title's prequel
Jaxon Hall
>You have unlocked Black and White mode
>it makes the game literally black and white
>because people really want to play the game like that
>so much so that they have to unlock it in the first place
Cooper Evans
>OBJECTIVE: get gf
Ian James
what film?
Andrew Peterson
>Objective: Comp the sushi
Eli White
A Tournament of Thrones (2017)
Luke Campbell
>Objective: Watch the Cutscene
Kayden Walker
>those weak Mount and Blade strikes the ginger throws
Christopher Phillips
Do smokers just not care about how cigarette smoke sticks to shit around you?
Gabriel Cox
>objective: get (you)
Alexander Barnes
Nah, they just aren't considerate enough to smoke outside and not in an enclosed space where people can still be affected by the fumes of the substance being smoked.
John Hall
They don't care about their own health, what makes you think they will care about their surroundings?
Connor Martin
Smokers are dicks.
On the bright side, they're killing themselves. And they're paying for it.
Camden Carter
>I NOW HAVE FULL ACCESS TO YOUR SYSTEMS
Justin Baker
>"If you want to help, talk to the idiot wearing sunglasses"
>Objective updated: Talk to the idiot wearing sunglasses
Hudson Thompson
>Objective: lure someone to X
>lure enemy
>doesn't work
Matthew Brooks
>Escort Mission
Charles Thompson
>escort mission
Gavin Myers
>Easy
>Medium
>Hard
>Realistic
>>hard is harder than realistic
Hudson White
>objective: Kiss your wife from behind
Ryder Sanders
LIQUID!!!
Daniel Flores
Don't you mean heroic?
Easton Davis
>Objective: Survive for as long as you can
Asher Brown
>Difficulty: Expert Realism
>Map choice: Hard Rain
Christopher Lewis
>easiest
>very easy
>easy
>medium easy
>medium
>medium hard
>hard
>very hard
>hardest
Nicholas Rogers
Old game: Easy (okay), Normal (hard), Hard (freaking impossible)
New game: Casual (nobody attacks you), Medium (super easy), Hard (easy), Super 1337 Hardcore Nigguh (AI cheats)
Joseph Hughes
>When The Game knows your a bitch