Now this dude, Werner Spahl aka Wesp5, he's been "fixing" this game for over 10 years. His patch is already at version 9.7 (wtf). I mean, there is not enough dialogs and scripts to comb over in the span of 10 years. But let's suppose he's working very slow. OK, well, since the patch is 400+ MB in size I suppose tons of shit should've been fixed and the game should be mostly a smooth sailing. Right?
Nope. There's actually more bugs. I constantly come across all kinds of weird issues. Like missing dialog lines, broken cutscenes, shit not spawning where it should be. OK, I'm a learned man, I google this shit. And yeah, you sure come across various threads on various obscure forums where Wesp5 is coming out of the woodwork (or more like a knight in shining armor) and saying things like "oh sorry I must have broken it, add this line to that file to fix it" or "use this console command to push through" and "I'll fix it in version 5.6.1 beta 3, promise". And yeah, some of these threads are from 2010 or earlier. Shit's not been fixed yet.
Now, either this dude is utterly incompetent or he keeps on breaking things just so that he can keep on releasing more patches to support this twisted hobby of his.
>wahhh why isnt he fixing my game fast enough entitled new fag
Carter Wilson
Okay now let's carry on from the previous thread.
First for Tzimisce Clan best Clan. Where are muh Fiend bros at?
Parker Kelly
9.8 actually. Also the basic version is bug free(or at least as bug free as you can with this game). One of the few clans to embrace Lolis, for this alone they are the best.
Bentley Smith
Tell me, what's the craziest thing in WoD lore?
Connor Thompson
My brother Still waiting on my Sabbat focused sequel where I can play a fleshcrafter
Cameron Reyes
Amen to that brother.
Dylan Richardson
diablerist clan founder master vamp caitiff
Carson Myers
The gog version is still 9.7 basic
Nicholas Lewis
Craziest would be the Tal'mahe'Ra, as in how crazily retarded the whole concept is Actually crazy cool would depend on what you're into
Jason Russell
Probably the racist as shit gypsy book, or the nazi doctor vampire.
Cooper Morris
Best girl
Jacob Jenkins
10/10 would diablerie
Xavier Gutierrez
One time an antediluvian woke up, and a giant conspiracy group killed it by using satellites to reflect hundreds of times the light of the sun onto it, and then dropping nuclear weapons.
Mason Harris
Look at any 1st or 2nd edition WoD book and you'll be sure to find some wacky, stupid and lore-breakingly overpowered.
Hudson Turner
Poor, poor Ravnos. Gangbanged by chink vamps and a fucking mage mirror sattelite.
Jaxon Miller
I wanted to say that's some Deus Ex shit right there, but Dudesex ain't that crazy. Metal Gear maybe.
Isaiah Gomez
I do not have a valid reply.
Jack Murphy
How does that happen?
Tyler Robinson
Is this copypasta
Xavier Rodriguez
SPECIFICALLY? WHO EXACTLY?
Mason James
The "God" of WoD is actually a giant supercomputer using algorithms to exponentially increase it's processing power by creating more of itself
Sometimes it also tricks powerful mages to accidentally create more of itself too
Aiden Kelly
Tzimisce Nazi doctors fleshcrafting kikes into chairs. Gypsy street-shitter Antediluvian waking up and eating half the country of India before getting super-nuked by a group of glorified mage haxxorz. Super Jesus freak Gargoyle surviving Gehenna and saving other Vampires with Faith. Super Nosferatu loli killing ancient Nosferatu abominations. Baali shota giving a priest an incect enema while being buttraped by said priest.
Just a few off the top of my head.
Cameron Martin
That's nWoD.
Gavin Morgan
That scrub from the Lily quest bugs me the most. 'You don't look well at all... sweet mother of God!' is obviously not the same voice
Dylan Ross
Ideas for Sabbat Sequel You pick from Lasombra, Tzimisce, Harbringers of Skulls, Kiasyd, Salubri antitribu, Blood brothers and Panders You're part of a mass embrace suicide mission to take out a camarilla holding, but miraculously are the only survivor and succeed. Your elders send you on a mission: Stop the camarilla from waking an antediluvian- at any cost The game would consist of multiple hubs where you track down the ante's lair and destroy or diablerize it, fighting the camarilla all the while, who are all it's thralls
Camden Ramirez
A. that's NWoD, not VtM. B. the God Machine is not God. It just seems almost as powerful.
Dominic Cook
Glitching through to his area before the quest is actually brought up to that stage.
Andrew Rivera
>ferox >surviving gehenna Boy do I have some bad news for you
Hermann Göring and Heinrich Himmler were named characters in the Berlin By Night supplement. One was a Malkavian and the other a Tremere Antitribu iirc
Austin Wilson
>Kiasyd ?? They're not Sabbat, they just sit in Strassburg and do fuck all
Jordan Edwards
>overkill it took all of that to kill it, and a lot of people theorise he survived it (although in canon hes dead)
Jacob Rivera
I never finished reading the Time of Judgment actually. I should pick it up again, the recent influx of threads has given me a Vampire boner again. What happens to him in that scenario in the end?
Ethan Myers
Give me a break, I wanted clans in the Sabbat that wouldnt just be "camarilla antitribu"
Luis Williams
Always found it odd we could speak to a dying man for that amount of time about the current state of Santa Monica
Asher Hill
>no volgirre >no tzimisce sempai you have to appease by following his metamorphosis belief to learn more viccisitude shame on you
Anthony Williams
>10 dot chimerstry lets you trap a victim in an alternate reality of your creation >implying Ravnos didn't just trap the WoD in a book only read by shithead nerds while he escaped to the real world
Asher Hall
You don't fuck around with antediluvian
Joshua Ramirez
God doesn't forgive him - he's too much of a zealot and too sure of his virtue. He want's vampires who realise they are flawed creatures, who admit that they can do wrong, and Ferox is not one of them
Lucas Collins
He's gonna get raped by Chads in the real world >tfw Chad is strong enough to cuck an extradimensional being
Justin Harris
See
Lincoln Edwards
Fugg. What about the Dhampir chick? She must have been pure, right?
Carson Thompson
Yes, she is by canon saved
Jaxon Adams
fuka you, gay fishu
Hudson Reyes
Good :)
Jeremiah Jones
fuck off nigger kike
Boo hoo waaah *drops rattle* das raciss jesus fuck I want to put faggots like you in a gas chamber
Adrian Hill
*tips fedora*
Logan Adams
I think a game set in the Middle East would be awesome. It's where it all began. There are so many interesting foreign Sects, religions and groups set there. It would satisfy my lore boner.
Jaxson Russell
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Juan Adams
t. gyppo
Kayden Reed
Ashirra best sect
t. someone who hasn't looked into the gypsy book
Jacob Hernandez
gyppos wouldn't have to deal with racism if they stopped stealing shit and went back to india where they belong.
Alexander Morales
what gypsy book?
Andrew Robinson
>Ashirra best sect Bow down to Haqim, infidel fuck.
Joseph Harris
Hate the Assamite fucks, but gotta love how casually this dude BTFO the Tremere
Wyatt Edwards
is that you tessera?
Jordan Sanders
Same. Assamites are slimy, but ur-Shulgi is a badass mofo.
Cooper Kelly
Why are you making shit up you dumb faggot.
I've played through this game 3 times and never had a problem other than the time i tried to play it vanilla.
Literally nobody says the patch is buggier than vanilla.
Jack Williams
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Aaron Watson
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Kevin Kelly
Some of the methuselahs are really cool Ur Shulgi Kemintri Odin Baba Yaga Vasilisa
And of course, the entire Triumvirate, but especially the Dracon
Bentley Nguyen
>being a newfag who doesn't know what /vg/ is for
Cameron Roberts
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Michael Edwards
>reflect hundreds of times the light of the sun
David Smith
Yes you're 100% correct my friend. VTMB indeed belongs to
IIRC they gain power based on the purity of their bloodline, and all the powers are based around thievery, swindling, and knife fighting.
Nah, they're fine. Blame the Tremere and the Baali for their blood curses. No Caine did not curse the Assamites with an addiction to diablerie and anyone who tells you this is a Tremere or a Tremere sympathizer
Hudson Johnson
What is the Caine-given Assamite weakness anyways?
Addiction to Diablerie? Hah, good ol' Caine. >boo hoo my children are eating each other! how do i stop this madness? >oh i know, i will make them NEED to eat each other! that will stop them!
Jonathan Powell
>literally appointed to be an impartial judge of the third generation >joins them in betraying the 2nd Yeah no, assamite fucks got EXACTLY what they deserve, and Caine's intention was that other vampires wipe them out
Hunter Rivera
He's a ghoul. A bit of vampire blood would fix him right up. He's just being a whiny bitch.
Evan Wright
According to the Assamites, nothing. Caine didn't curse Haqim because Haqim didn't plot against his sire.
According to everyone else, the diablerie addiction IS from Caine, and they're just making up the whole thing about the Baali.
Benjamin Turner
Heh, fucking sandniggers. Even before the invention of Islam they were shitty "people"
Isaiah Rogers
Nope, he declared neutrality there, if you believe the Assamites.
Gavin Rivera
Nukes don't actually exist in cWoD. The Technocracy just sends someone in and they convert so much mass to energy that it causes a domino effect of Paradox backlash that kills anyone within 5 miles.
Mason Kelly
>if you believe the assamites Anyone who does this DESERVES to be eaten
Henry Sullivan
...Nukes exist in OWoD Those were spirit nukes the technocracy fired, different from regular nukes
Ayden Allen
They don't, user. Regular nukes are considered vulgar by reality. That's why they use spirit nukes instead.
Jack Garcia
Their version of things is backed up by Saulot and the Salubri, sort of. Both of them fucked off from the rest of the scheming idiots along with their clans to fight the Baali.
Tyler Cook
>bringing in mage bullshit >when nukes clearly exist in vtm and have been discussed
Gavin Reed
Only good thing the Tremere every did was fuck over the whole clan. Fuck ur-Shulgi.
Christian Gonzalez
>getting buttmad about gamelore >when clearly it's all just for fun
John Diaz
>The salubri Idiot puppets. When does Saulot himself ever actually say that?
Jeremiah Hill
ur-Shulgi is definitely not a good guy and, in my mind, a Baali plant. Haqim's last appearances in the lore pre-gehenna are him frantically studying clan history, and then talking with Mithras.
Ryder Morales
>pulling the "arguments on the internet don't matter card" >>>/reddit/
Luis Nelson
Trying to pin down Saulot's motivations is pretty hard, considering the high liklihood that he sired the original Baali methuselahs.
Anthony Bailey
>not knowing how to properly apply a board tag.
Reddit indeed.
Isaiah Jones
Exactly Antediluvians are all trash, and that's why Setites and Assamites are even worse than the Camarilla
Oliver Edwards
I feel like this is pasta, but it's too stupid and specific to be one.
Nathaniel Diaz
>being this mad that were not discussing mage lore
Jonathan Russell
Fuck. Made my second post to fast.
I don't think he's a Baali plant. It think the implication may be that Islam is corrupted by the Bali. Multiple settings in cWoD imply that Islamic terrorism is rooted in diabolism.
Caleb Perez
tess patch > vanilla > wesp5
Bentley Miller
The original Deus Ex plot outline had an AI that launched itself into space with nukes and werewolves
