IT'S PAYNE
IT'S PAYNE
GET HIM
AND WE KEEP DRIVING
I wish I was badass enough to wear a hawaiian shirt irl
IT'S PAIN
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WHACK 'EM
>tfw you will never be as handsome as Sam
>music plays
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mirroS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S THE PAIN IN THE BUTT!
Max Payne! Dearest of my all my friends!
why
why is that line so fucking memorable?
out of Every Single line in that game why does everyone remember that one?
BAGDHAD WITH G STRINGS
Does Sam Lake age?
It's the delivery, man. It's so good.
It's the delivery.
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You're still up for poker thursday, right? riiiiiiight?
The Things That I Want, by Max Payne.
A smoke.
A whiskey.
For the sun to shine.
shit, i heard the music
It's a subtle joke. Vlad tell it to anyone, usually whit second intentions.
What is your favorite line from the graphic novel parts from all payne games?
You’re killing me.
Don't answer that.
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he really does not suit that haircut
RHETORICAL
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this pic never fails to make me smile
QUESTION
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Name a game with more bullet decals and shells than Max Payne from the last 10 years
Don’t answer that.
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Don't answer that.
It's such a shame Remedy will never do Max Payne 3. :(
?shE haS dyeD heR haiR reD
WAAAAAAAAGH!
mfw i had to look up a video to figure out how to win and felt completely retarded and unrewarded by the ending
>underrated post
also the first game's ending was spoiled to me because i watched a friend beat it at his house
i probably wouldn't have figured that one out either because logic wouldn't make you conclude that just bullets could make a bigass radio tower fall over. that thing should logically just collapse from high winds once one of the support cables is snapped.
>mfw I didn't have internet until 2009 and noticed by chance that one of the splints got pushed out by a missing shot
PAYNE YOU STUPID FUCK! YOU WERE SAFE IN THERE
HEY YA
WHACK THAT SUCKER
MP > MP2 haven't played the third one
>1>2
gameplay in 2 was much improved than 1, and 1 had so many cheap spots, deaths where you had to memorize shit where as 2 you could just play the game
2 > 1 > 3
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2>(slightly)1=3
Well, i think the guns sound crappier, the voice acting isn't as cool, and i miss Sam Lake's constipated face. I don't know what it is, but i rather play MP1 again than finish 2 for the first time (i left it when Mona and Max going after the russian).
so... 2=1=3?
YO