ITS THAT TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

ITS THAT TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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>Rictor Mortis
I'd ear that one with some SZECHUAN SAUCE IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH IQ TO KNOW WHAT I MEAN HAHAHAHA

Blunt the terrible all the way baby!

Just post the webm and we can all go home

Ether Rex

blunt the terible is best undoubtaby

I AM SHRIMP RIIIIIIIIICK *burp* GOD IS A LIE MORTYYYY WOOOO SCHIFTY

NOTORIOUS Zip just straight up outclass every other all-rounder shrimp.

ONE
SHOT
JOHNNY

>being that guy
Everyone's having a good time trying to learn the game and then the gimmick player shows up

This

>no Crispy Bispy
>no text explaining their abilities

0/10

>anything but rock-out randal
NOW I SEE YOU'RE TRYING TO USE YOUR STOYLE OVER MINE HAHAHAHA NOW YOU TRY TO BLOCK ME

Crispy is unlocked after getting the achievement. He's all special and defense.

None of them ain't got shit on my boy Bumpsy

ALL SHOT JONHNNYS

ONE SHOT JOHNNY
BUMPSY
AND ROCK-OUT RANDAL

>picking anything besides one shot johnny

One Shot Johnny

Every Time

>it's an enemy team is all bumpsy's match

how are you supposed to counter this?

>QUICK, ONE SHOT JOHNNY RUSH EVERYONE GO GO GO

If you don't pick ether rex you're a casual scrub

A team full of johnnys

need everyone to switch to johnny you will either lose or win quickly, as the match goes on bumpsy teams get more and more favored to win

ALL SHOT JOHNNYS.

FULL TEAM OF JOHHNYS

>not playing as the secret guest character, frog

>not having a team of Grandguards to push for your Ether Rex and give him time to special over and over

E.Rex can't even see over the piles of one shot johnny and bumpsy corpses