Some literal whos made a better platformer than anything Nintendo has put out in the last 15 years

>some literal whos made a better platformer than anything Nintendo has put out in the last 15 years
Kek

Nintedno's games are so fucking sterile. I don't know how anybody enjoys that shit.

>sunshine was over 15 years ago
fuck

she walks/runs a little wonky, but dashing, climbing, and jumping all feel aces.

good game, mechathefag

Nintenbros btfo

See you on the switch.
Unlike Yooka Laylee.

God, I hope so. This game wasn't made for PC, this is a CONSOLE game. It needs to be on the Xbone, the PS4 and the Switch in order to do exceedingly well. Putting it on Steam alone instead of releasing it on PC, Xbox, PS4 and Switch at the EXACT SAME TIME was a major misstep on their part.

Nintendo has focused way more on safe bets than doing anything interesting for the entire Wii U lifespan, that's why it has the most 2D like 3D Mario.
AHIT is great. Probably my GOTY or second GOTY after Yakuza Kiwami/0.

That's why people are looking forwards to Odyssey. It actually doesn't look like shit.

Don't be a faggot.

pedo game

Stop shilling this shit

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>Sterile
And this UE3 game isn't? With its copy paste enemies, three tiny worlds, and easy gameplay.

Why are people sucking this games cocks so hard? I watched a review for it and it looked okay at best and might pick it up in a couple years. Nintendo has without a doubt made dozens of games better then A Hat in Time over the past 15 years, can't tell if OP is baiting or sucks off every new indie game.

>some literal whos made a more pedophilic platformer than anything Nintendo has ever put out

Fixed. AHiT is barely better than Yooka Laylee, even the least of the NSMB games stomp it flat.

Upset nintendies arrived

>weeb likes pedoshit
sounds about right

It's got a great fucking soundtrack and it's a fun game. 98% on steam reviews which is all that really matters these days

>Random indie dev makes subpar platformer
BETTER THEN ANYTHING NINTENDO MADE IN DECADES
Pcbros are so fucking mad they can't play Nintendo games, why don't they just buy a Switch?

I love how these anti-shills use the same fucking terminology to dismiss this game in every single fucking thread.

>p-p-pedo-pedogame
>tw-two wo-worlds
>sh-shi-shills! sto-stop shilling

It's almost as if these are all coming from the same exact fucking retard who cannot come to terms with the fact that people are actually enjoying this game.

At least THIS guy has some valid criticisms, unlike the rest of you faggots.

Oh yeah, Fallout VR and Shadow of War are looking great.
Cuphead, Snakepass and HZD are the only good non-weeb games released this year and all of them have a bit too many flaws I can't overlook.

P-PLS BUY A SWITCH

I AGREE WITH THIS GUY
FUCKING PCFATS

>Fallout VR and Shadow of War are looking great
You have to go back

>weeb likes pedoshit and talks with a smug, holier-than-thou attitude
sounds about right

try a little harder next time you samefag

Maria 64 and Sunshine both suck
This cheap rip off sucks even harder

Example A of hopeless faggotry: that post.

It's good but it's a bit shallow, and not very challenging.

/s
Do you understand it now?

Name three good non-weeb games released this year.

Is this that famous weeb sarcasm?
Shadow of War is unironically a great game even if you don't spend a single cent past the initial purchase. People who choose to rob themselves of an otherwise fantastic game because they don't agree with the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ethics""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of the publisher are mentally ill.

S-samefag
Everyone has to suck Nintendo's cock like me

>/s
Holy shit just kill yourself already.

No, it isn't. It has something called personality.

This game is such a breath of fresh air.

>The worst Mario game was over 15 years ago
Fuck indeed.

>award for laziest bait of the day

Is the game full of those cultural marxism lines or is it just that one?

you are a gay

But we bought it too.

Nice bait, A Hat in Time completely changes the 3D platforming paradigm with its inventive level design and butter smooth control.

i didnt buy the GOG version
how do i update
also where do my pictures save to?

If you are enjoying, make a thread talking ABOUT it, lore, gameplay, whatever. If other people are enjoying it too they will come and post. Threads like this are nothing but shilling.

Is it actually good though? It looks cute but somewhat "stock unity" when it comes to the gameplay clips.

The entirely game is socialist propaganda.

This.

Oh...

You buy the Steam version.

More shit like this needs to be posted, not the loli bait stuff people keep going on about. That webm might've sold me on the game more than any of the shitposting these threads usually attract. My god it's beautiful.

OP please stop trying to turn AHat in Time threads into Nintendo hate threads, no one likes your dumbass spam and falseflagging. You suck at trying to get people to hate the game .
How about we actually discuss the game instead?
I really liked it. 7/10. Only things that were dumb are a few bugs I ran into and the ending.
Controls are really solid. Nothing felt stiff or awkward, and movement had loads of freedom. The designs are cute. I liked a lot of the details in the world. Wish the game was a bit longer. Best 3D platformer this year so far. Probably will be my second favorite platformer of the year when Odyssey comes out.

I was actually interested in it after E3 so I'll take your word for it and look into, then. DLC or even microtransactions aren't inherently bad but paid, randomized loot in a singleplayer game is stupid, even if it's optional stuff. It's like the next level of stupid after Portal 2's hats.

You didn't understand sarcasm before so I'm just helping you out. Thought you'd get that kind of lingo and it seems like you did.

I just finished Subcon Forest

Oh wait WHAT THE FUCK? That actually looks really good, I thought Sup Forums was memeing about the game being good, fuck I'm gonna have to check it out now

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> hipster pcbro

...That's like the fifth time I've seen that webm this week, where have you been?

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Very subtle shilling nice job

Not lurking AHiT threads, you FBI scum.

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boy, you gon get sued

Devs are shilling hard.

>Steam players total: 40,005 ± 5,897 (83.02%) past 2 weeks (roughly since launch)
>twitch viewrship can't even break 1000 week of release, that's with sponsored streamers
For comparison, cuphead was in the hundreds of thousands of steam owners by this mark with a twitch viewrship of tens of thousands. And HiT somehow gets nonstop threads on par with it.

And we're supposed to believe these threads that always have the same stale "tell us about your experience! post your screenshots!" faux-discussions are all organic? Fuck these shitty shilling hacks

MOOOOOOOOOOODS

Nice bait. Its an OK game, nothing special, certainly not as polished or good as a standard Nintendo developed game.

This is pretty much the only reason why I come into these AHiT threads. Everything else is just pedoshit.

A Hat in Time is proof that lolis make games better, I wouldn't have given a shit otherwise.

Hat Kid is Yotsuba-tier and should be lewd-protected

>just that one
Elaborate? I'm curious to know what Sup Forums is complaining about this time.

Hey
Fuck you

> completely changes the 3D platforming paradigm
Not really, there is nothing there that we havent seen in a 3D mario game.

>not buying Odyssey AND Hat in Time

Don't mind me, just being the best platformer released in the past five years.

>incredibly short levels
>shitty camera
>ridiculously boring boss fights

No.

The leader of the Resistance in Wolfenstein 2 is literally a Marxist communist (the same thing Antifa is) and devs on Twitter have drawn parallels to current real-world issues instead of letting W2 just be about big strong american man gunning down Nazis, it's literally communist propaganda now. Falseflaggers are going around trying to spin the narrative that people are mad about killing nazis, but that's not the case at all.

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hat kid is mario's kouhai

>I haven't played the game: the post

It's great, but not really better than Mario.

The level design is repetitive and lacks any landmarks. For example, it was very difficult to get lost in any level on Mario 64, but in HiT because everything looks so similar, it's easy to get lost. Mechanically though, everything uses the movement options very well.

I'm pretty sure it's this game I saw a screenshot from where you find a book called 'ethical consumption under capitalism' and the character comments "the pages are blank"

It's fine if they also comment on how terrible communism is but I'm going to hedge my bets that the devs are all cultural marxists.

>trying to spin the narrative that people are mad about killing nazis, but that's not the case at all.

This is the most annoying part. They put out an ad campaign that was literally a play on MAGA.

Which is fine! They're capitalizing on current events and maybe the story and shooting will be good like TNO.

But the disingenuous nature of their marketing and their responses is a load of crap.

there's a book titled "proof of ethical consumption under capitalism" and the pages are blank. That's it

>Personality
Ah right.
>HAT GIRL IS CUTE. What? You don't think she's cute? WELL I'M GONNA MAKE YOU ACCEPT SHE'S CUTE
You're right, the game does have personality, a shitty one.

I can't wait for Hatfags to get eternally BTFO'd by Odyssey. They'll cry to sleep.

it's in a ruined country so it makes sense

Would AHIT be considered a classic ranked up there with Banjo and SM64 if it came out 15 years ago? Or would it have just sorta been forgotton about like Sly or some shit.

>you can literally circumvent an entire two areas of that challenge because of how easy the gameplay is
>A literal brain dead child can do this

I loved Hat and I'm eagerly awaiting Odyssey. I kind of considered it something to scratch that Mario itch while I wait for it to come out.

The worst part is the shills saying to judge the game on its own merits and ignore the marketing. Even if the devs are 100% innocent, allowing that kind of marketing for your game is not good. They're video games, not political podiums.

Shit, man. You got me.

Mario galaxy was better than this shit

>Banjo
>Classic

i really hate the lightning in this game, it's not subtle at all shaded areas often look straight black, why didn't they go for cel shading if they wanted a wind waker ? is it just because it might nor work well with fan levels ? also i was thinking about picking it up but the balant shilling is a huge turnoff.

>neckbeard doge meme
nah

If it came out 15 years ago it would have been derided for being so similar to Mario 64 while having less content. Today it's loved because of that, since we haven't had many platformers like it come out.

It would have been forgotten as another clone of the time.

>Considered a classic
Maybe if they gave us fifteen worlds instead of three.

There's five worlds you filthy liar and we're getting two more from free DLC.

>HEY YOU HEARD OF HAT IN TIME?
>HECKIN CUTE, THIS IS A REALLY GREAT GAME
>CHECK OUT THIS GAME GUYS
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Obnoxious as fuck, pirated this trash and uninstalled it after two hours. These devs are so desperate for their shitty skinner box to be seen as some indie hit that they can't stop shilling because otherwise it'd fade into obscurity like the derivative copycat garbage it is.

>user on Sup Forums says game about a little girl is great
Opinion discarded.

Can't we just be happy that we're getting two good 3D platformers this year?

There's three worlds. Mafia Town, Subcon Forest, and Alpine Skyline. Bird Studios isn't a world. It's a hallway, followed by a train hallway, followed by a tiny little town square. The lava hallway is literally not a world. It's a boss fight.

>blatant shilling
so when a new game comes out, nobody at all is ever allowed to discuss it on a video game board or it's "shilling"? Lurk moar newfag.