Did you play against "Rocket Man"?

Any World of Tanks players here? Theres a good chance you played against the Supreme Leader. What do you think his gamertag is?

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I'd assume most of Sup Forums plays on NA servers that don't share the playerbase with asians.

Imagine being the guy who he asks to play with him
>if he refuses he will be executed
>if he plays shittily he will be executed
>if he trashes the enemies and makes it look like Supreme Leader didn't do anything he will get executed

>tfw you've called kim jong-un a massive faggot in game and never even knew it

You now own world of tanks.

What do you do about the North Korea problem?

>not Starcraft

not a true Korean.

What the fuck is a "North Korea watcher"? Sounds like alt-left fake news to me.

This
Or EU

>he can literally do anything he wants
>can import fine bitches from any country in the world to fug at command
>choose to hack away at a russian ultrajewish tank game instead
Literally if a Sup Forumsirgin got their own nation

Underline in the picture looks like a health bar.

He spends 65 cents for every cent???

he probably gets tired fast from sex, dude must have the stamina of a neckbeard

>World of Tanks
How much of North Korea's economy went towards tank reskins?

no they're measuring his time in cents. he spends 65 per each cent of his time

>Gaming and content streaming accounted for sixty-five percent of all internet activity in North Korea. Broadly, users consume content mostly from the Chinese video hosting service Youku, iTunes, and various BitTorrent and peer-to-peer streaming services. For games, North Korean users seem to prefer games hosted by Valve and a massively multiplayer online game called World of Tanks.

recordedfuture.com/north-korea-internet-activity/

They monitored the NK elite's internet usage. This would include Kim Jong Un, but it didn't specifically know what he was doing.

you do know that per cent is a valid spelling don't you? god this board is the worst of the worst

>everytime someone tells Kim he sucks at a game a missile is test fired

yeah just like how in some shitholes it is "valid" to use a , instead of a . as your decimal point

don't see how that matters, since everyone who matters spells it the correct way.

We could all go play world of tanks and gang up on him and taunt him into starting world war 3

trump spends 100 percent of his time golfing.

you really are stupid, don't ever (You) me ever again

>Best Korea confirmed pc masterrace
How can consoles ever recover from this?

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Is there an option to play on the NK servers?

>they won't accept my third world spelling of a word waaahhhh
fuck off retard.

>65% percent
not /ourguy/ yet, but close

Here he is

it all makes sense now

>plays league
>everyone keeps calling him a dotard
>doesn't understand English but figures out dotard must be an insult

>65 percent percent
brb gotta go to the ATM machine

have you seen the starcraft korean names on the high rankings?

IiiiIIiIIiiiIiIIiiiiIiiIII might just be dear leader

reeeeee liot games is bestu

I can't find any other good reason to play WoT than to try and ram this guy now.

>KR server requires a South Korean SSN
>Kim is registered as a South Korean citizen
12 dimensional backgammon going on here.

I wonder if he forces his generals to play with him

Centum is Latin for 100. A "cent" is not just Muriburger currency, it just means a single unit of 100. "Per cent" is actually the proper spelling, it was just colloquialized into "percent" by illiterate plebs.

Heh. Makes sense now, always wondered about that spot.

but that isnt pyongyang

I bet he's one of those faggots who flings gold all the time and still doesn't have a >50 W/R

>kim is winning online starcraft tournaments and using the winnings to feed his people

so if they cut off his internet connection, how pissed do you think he will be? Like WW3 pissed? Or "lets throw another missle into the pacific then make a threat" pissed?

Where do you think they earn all these medals?

>Kim Jong Un spends his mornings fighting zombies and playing World Of Tanks
Why are we all skipping over the zombie fighting? Kim is the aegis keeping the undead from the rest of humanity and he's so good at it he has time to play F2P trash alongside it. He's a hero.

if that's the case then why do most games have asians overflowing in their eu and usa servers?

Sitting and doing nothing, then they award them to themselves when they feel like it.

it's his bunker

what if kimmy started doing lets plays on youtube?

>has tournaments in different games with the army
>general who lead the winning team gets a medal
>winning team gets to play against Kim
>they get executed if Kim loses

Which Zombie game though?

who the fuck do you see speaking Latin pal

If you have a bloody harem of the most beautiful women in the country at your whim you probably are going to get tired of sex eventually

Really video games is probably the only challenge in life he gets and thus is probably the only thing he can enjoy

Honestly? I'd watch him play games just for the memes.

Not a game, real zombies

Me too.

Those niggas in the back look photoshopped in.

Not real zombies, work camp escapees

Realistically though - what else is he gonna do? I'd imagine that dictators like him have a shit ton of free time in between rocket tests.

>Trump starts one soon after
>They start having proxy wars using Star craft, CS:GO and fighting games.

> Kim is feeding his people

Lol

>import fine bitches

You're crazy. NK just hit the 80's culture era of music and fashion. You know what the fuck Un is doing right now? Probably fucking several of these qts while blitzing faggots on WoT.

youtu.be/fL7-7shibkw

They're not medals, it's body armour.

Nah, he's too old. Gotta get his asperger's laden kid to battle him.

World peace.

I'd watch it

>yfw Sup Forumsirgins btfo a literal dictator in online games using obvious trump sound bites over mic
>rocket man immediately declares ww3

>Youtube drama causes WWIII Gone wrong (Gone sexual)

No but that's where the server is.

wtf i love north korea now

I hope he plays Rising Storm 2.
>People constantly mocking him over the mic with rice memes while pretending to be australians

>nuke that spot
>kim goes mental

He probably has satellite internet

>his life is like an IRL Tropico
>chooses to play garbage
I wonder what NK would be like If he had been a fan of sim and city building games.

Satellite is horribly slow. There's no way he's playing WoT with a satellite connection.

Does Amazon even deliver to NK?

NK has 2 main internet lines. The second one just got installed through Russia.

>Tyrant Kim Jong-Un
I love the media.

I wonder what the discussions are like on North Korean Sup Forums.

The fuck do you think a proxy war is?

Starcraft is worst Korea's game, not best's

wtf I love World of Tanks now.

>Democratic People's Republic of Korea Level
>"Glory to the Great Leader, may he rain down thermonuclear hellfire upon the American Imperialist dogs" starts playing

Sex release hormones and even intimacy so the answer is no. Just think of ww2 japan, Genghis Khan, poointheloos, Gandhi, etc.

>Literal human rights violating dictator
>doesn't get demonetized
>Reviewbrah does
Would make me die of anger

reviewbrah got demonetized? What an absolute travesty

>ROK/USA imperialist propagandists are this desperate to besmirch Kim Jong-un's reputation

Sad.

How can one man be so based?

>tyrant
Can based Kim just nuke that jewish shithole that is the US?

So fake news? Why is this even a thread?

What if they are actually officers practicing tank warfare, like that America's Army game?

Just American imperialists attempting to demean the DPRK yet again.

So when is the nuclear war starting? I want my boring life to end

Kim please, stop threatening to nuke everyone and stop threatening to erase worst Korea from the map.

He could, but unlike the USA the DPRK is not interested in an unprovoked attack.

Trump, just like every President before him, is a warmonger. Kim Jong-un is not.

Your face looks photoshopped in.

But the DPRK doesn't want to erase the ROK. They just want to liberate them from the tyranny of American imperialism and unite Korea so the decades of division and suffering can come to an end.

"National reunification is patriotism, and national division is treachery to the nation." -Kim Jong-un

>Sup Forums literally, LITERALLY ends the world through videogames and shitposting

DPRK is not without it's crazy and absurd shit, just like the USSR used to be here, but the more the MSM try and paint him as a lunatic, the more I look into alternative news sites to get my info on best korea.

So NK is full of Pirates?

There's a solution to that which doesn't involve someone else doing your job for you, you useless fuck.

Kim, stop shilling on Sup Forums, you should be hiding in your bunker.

Cause NA and EU servers aren't shit like asuan servers.