Shelob sfm

WHEN?

What with her neck?

there's something off about her. jawline maybe?

Never forget how stupid her storyline is

> storyline
Who cares? i just want dem pale tits.

She's a spider, don't be rude about it.

You have Stoya for that already.

Years haven't been kind for Stoya

...

>gandalf and galadriel kind of lied to them
every time

What's wrong with their faces?

>kind of
>like
>basically
>think of it
>think about it
>so we started thinking

>I wish I was at the Black Gate with my family
>Spider bitch is too loud
>My feet hurt
>I'm hungry

western game bug

>WE MUST FIND THE PALANTIR OR SAURON WILL WIN
I don't remember it being that strong, did they try to replace the one ring with a magic mobilephone?

weebs are cancer

SAVE US, CHRISTOPHER

Go back to celebrating your transvestite idols, faggot.

SOON™
and then mid clip she turns into a spider and mating presses the guy

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP SHELOB

Keep jerking it to your egg shaped asians

END
YOUR
LIFE

By letting people "inform" themselves with lotr wikis instead of just reading the fucking books, and a splash of Stephen Colbert's "nerddom" hitting popular culture.

>muh spider is a hot girl waaaah
Hello Jim

Read fine to me. It's an alternate universe thing anyway, I don't understand why you nerds are so triggered.

Uh oh looks like I hit a nerve. I bet you faggots saw Bailey Jay bait posting and have been lost in a sea of semen since.

>memorizing the names of trannies

yeah, not like 99% of the trapposters on this website aren't also weebs

It's a shame he's balding.

>this is a 10/10 "sexy lady" in western games

Knowledge is power.
Doubtful, /d/ is for /d/ickgirl. It's different if she has a real pussy, bro. Meanwhile your benevolent overlords have you licking big chinned tranny cum up and arguing like you're not.

>literally every sentence is wrong
>it's just a game bro

dumb fucking weeb

Damn, Shelob looks like THAT?!?

and you're a closet homosexual who hides behind an alt right facade. Of me being a dumb weeb and you being a faggot, only one has to do with enjoying Shelob looking like a pre-transition drag queen.

This is what pedophiles actually believe

I now see that there can be logical people on this site who understand the meaning of life.

Nice strawman. It's okay to be a tranny loving faggot user. You owe it to yourself to be honest with your feelings. It's not okay to force your tranny love on everyone else with the objective of changing beauty standards to line up with your preference for dick in the ass.

t. closet weeb faggot

>You just know

You do not have to be a pedophile to realize that women in westerns games are hideous men in wigs.

You are a dozen different kinds of buttmad

>It's a he can't deny being a tranny loving faggot so he hurls insults episode
and they say I'M buttmad!

Just turn your brain off bruh.

>plays bamham clones for the story

Not an argument.
You couldn't pay me to play this garbo.

Ching chong to you too, weaboo

I'm potential Hitler then?

Wow and people give japan for turning everything into little girls, this is just as bad

>turning things into hot women is as bad as being a straight up impotent pedophile

So I guess I wasn't the only one who thought the Shelob vs Sam scene was sexual.
It's still a shameful fap, mind you, but at least I'm not alone.

>Having sex with adult women is just as bad as having sex with children

It's not about having sex you fool, or the outcome, it's being pathetic enough that you change writing based on what your dick wants.

Japan:
>Ancient vampire is a little girl
>Demon lord is a little girl
>Barbarian lord is a little girl

West:
>Giant spider bent on primal urges only, is now a human female with progressive feelings

Both ways suck. But I haven't seen Japan do something THAT riddiculous, I mean they're riddiculous for sure, but Shelob was nothing more than a fucking spider when it came down to it, a fairly smart one, but still a spider with spider urges.

Not him, but usually Japan morphs something generic into a little girl, as opposed to something already established.
It's still retarded, but not as retarded as morphing Shelob, already established as a disgusting beast, into a woman.

What's worse is that they're also being blatantly dishonest about doing it as some sort of statement, when the reality is that it's just so someone can get off on it.
Nips may be kiddie fiddlers, but at least they're honest about it.

>Nips may be kiddie fiddlers, but at least they're honest about it.

What's retarded is that weebs are fucking attacking them for this in a blatant act of hypocrisy after complaining that western devs aren't making enough hot women characters. Weebs are the worst thing to happen to gaming by a country mile.

Why the fuck isn't she a giant spider ?
God I hate the LotR movies and everything they spawned afterwards so much

Anyone know the actress? Her face is gorgeous. Its older, yet sultry.

One of the best western designs in a while.

She was a spider in the movies too.

Gee whiz, I dunno

>not young Stoya

I enjoyed a well-woven storyline from the other side. I enjoyed Kiril Yeskov's The Last Ringbearer, but this is one of the most bullshit plots I've ever seen made by someone who has probably no idea of what the books are like.
The fact that people such as these are writing on videogames makes me wish the industry would collapse so that we would never see such an absolutely abhorrent attempt of butchering a good idea.
This is hollywood-tier barren imagination.
Where the fuck are ?

>Where the fuck are ?
I meant to say "how the fuck did we get to this point?"

>Her face is gorgeous. Its older, yet sultry.

>start the game
>wow, Shelob is soo strong and cool, look at how easily she beats you
>act 1
>wooow this Idril girl is so strong and noble and brave
>act 2
>Tallion stop, you cant beat Canaan! She's a woman who's too strong for you!
So should I be capturing Epic and Legendary captains or just killing them for their stuff?

worst part is that on some level, this jackass believes he's as good a writer as Tolkien, otherwise he wouldn't even dare to make statements like that

Oh and don't forget
>super cool professional assassin she-elf glad she's on our side :)

>Shelob beats you
>Shelob got rekt by Sam
>Sam took Cirith Ungol all by himself
>You need to hide behind armies and all sorts of faggotry
>Therefore Sam is stronger than you
Let that sink in.

She get rekted by the Ringwraiths but you BTFO 5 of them at them same time. Power level doesn't make sense

this whole game doesn't make sense

God, the facial animations in this game are so bad.

Who cares about Lotr anyway? It's a shitty book with shittier movies. Only a pathetic cuck would pretend to be an "expert" on it. Aka permavirgin

How do i open the damn lootboxes on the pirated version?

This.

GoT lore is better anyway and has way more brutal killing and actually has rape and sex.

But there's plenty of sex in Lotr too. Especially between Sam and Frodo

Sam is the reason why Tolkien decided to scrap Dagor Dagorath.
He knew Sam would 1v1 everyone and steal the heroes' limelight

Goddamnit, tumblr, learn the concept of platonic friendship

there are no lootboxes in pirated version because it can't connect to market server

Hey, what the fuck? I listen to Kero Kero Bonito, do I really belong in that category now?

>Boromir grey
The bro character in Lord of the Rings? The dude who literally had a moment of weakness and then made up for it by sacrificing his life to save Merry and Pippin? The one the characters themselves miss when his gone.

Who only wanted to save his people and put an end to the war of attrition that has been weathering down his people for centuries.

He didn't even grab the ring just begged Frodo and made to. Then Frodo's hobbit autism kicks in and he runs away alone intending to "complete" the mission solo which we know would have failed and doomed all of middle earth.

Fuck this guy if he thinks Boromir was grey.

>Soundcloud
AYO' HOL UP! What's wrong with soundcloud?

This. Boromir did literally nothing wrong, like W3 Arthas

Japan even morphed Pol Pot into a little girl you fucking weeb.

I want Shelob footjob SFM!

also, she looks like Morticia

What else would you play them for? Certainly not the gameplay.

How lond did it take You to unpack? I'm talking about fitgirl relase.

>it's just so someone can get off on it.
I believe them that it's a product of their own lacking skill as writers desu. Too lazy to try and write for a giant spider so just make it a woman, the boobies are an added bonus.

They probably wanted to make her a half-woman, half spider creature like Queelag. But maybe one of the animators was a massive feetfag because Shelob's feet are really detailed in this game.

Just to inform those who aren't aware, the devs established that in SoW Shelob actually isn't a spider monster. She just willingly chooses to take on the form of a spider, in keeping with her characterization as a manipulator. Her default form is apparently a hot chick.

So there's that.

>GoTfags
And you're calling LOTR a trash book? Have you ever bothered to read the absolute drivel that GRRM's greasy fingers put to page?

Harry Potter is better written.

>sometimes Lord of the Rings gets characterised as being oversimplified, black and white, good guys vs bad guys

That's the entire point you dumb cunt, it's written as a fairy tale, not everything needs to be a "deconstruction" into a morally grey mess, fucking hell

I WAS

So she doesnt turn on you at the end?

Nope. She gets gangraped by Nazguls and is written off the game.

>She's a spider
That just raises further questions since spiders don't even have necks.

But Shelob is nothing like a human and thinks nothing like a human. Mommy Ungoliant was an insatiable demon whose greed pissed off Melkor himself.

Now that I can't accept. I can accept that Shelob was a demon in the shape of a spider. But she's relatives with the giant spiders of Mirkwood. Her mother is a giant demonic spider the size of a mountain! She's basically doing what Sauron did at Numenor; disguised himself as an attractive mortal to seduce the Numenoreans and guided them to their own destruction!

Models isn´t even out in XNA yet so...will take a while, if it happens, since there are really few people left in SFM importing/creating models and releasing´em.

>when you're so desperate to shoehorn in a female character for muh representation that you whitewash a giant spider monster

Model isn´t even out in XNA yet so...will take a while, if it happens, since there are really few people left in SFM importing/creating models and releasing´em.