Developer logo can be skipped

>Developer logo can be skipped
>Publisher isn't

haha elf tiddies

haha things happen in games

>quitting the game takes you to the splash screen where you have to press a button to get to the start menu screen where you can finally exit the game

thank god most games these days have both "quit to menu" and "quit to desktop" options

>delete the company intro .bik videos from the folder
>Game knows they are missing and wants to repair

>Make 0.1 second blank .bik videos and name them the same as the dev intros
>It works and cuts wait time down significantly

>Thief could you wear a bra or something? I can't concentrate on my spells.

is that a fucking inch long armpit hair?

thanks op gonna go jack off to some rupert everton

What is Alt+F4? unless you are consolefriend

>EA GAMES CHALLENGE EVERYTHING
>DEVELOPER
>GAME ENGINE LOGO
>NVIDIA THE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE PLAYED
>THIS GAME WAS CREATED BY A DEVELOPER TEAM WITH MULTIPLE CULTURAL SEXUAL AND RELIGIOUS IDENTITIES
>THIS GAME USES AUTOSAVE, DON'T TURN OFF WHILE YOU SEE THIS ICON
>(C) 2017
>THIS PRODUCT IS COPYRIGHTED SOFTWARE IF YOU PIRATE IT WE'LL TELL ON YOU
>[PRESS START BUTTON]

>Want to quit game, only option is to return to main menu
>unskippable logo
>unskippable logo
>unskippable logo
>loading main menu
>GAME: press Start
>Select File
>this game features autosave
>Exit
>Are you sure you want to exit?

>unless you are consolefriend
In which case you just press the PS button or it's equivalent and select 'Quit game' to get into the 'system' menu.

>pause game
>Exit
>"Are you sure you want to quit? All unsaved progress will be lost!"
>lobby loads
>open menu
>overly animated menu loads
>Exit
>"Return to title screen?"
>long ass fadeout
>Connecting...
>Connecting to the game servers...
>takes time to reconnect to the server
>Exit
>"Do you want to quit the game?"

>Armpit hair
Good shit, OP. Now just give her some facial hair, gain a bit of weight, and have a penis, and it'll be 10/10.

dont forget "dont play this game if you have conniption fits when looking at flashing lights you retard"

You sir know what's up why games don't load while credits roll in 2017?

>"We'll send goons after you if you pirate this game."
S-scary

>-novid

>Quit
>Are you sure you want to quit? All unsaved progress will be lost!
>Yes
>Saving...

>game checks company intro cheksums

>really like art style
>can't find torrent with giant pile of everything all in one place
>give up immediately

When did I get so lazy?

I can't imagine that was drawn by a female, wouldn't sitting with one breast slapped on the table be uncomfortable?

Please talk about video games.

>Not just deleting the intro video files

>game has exit to windows button
>mfw I'm running Linux

This shit is beyond retarded.

>start a game
>unskippable intro

Just kill it in the task manager guys

>One huge tit and a flat one
It's a bit unsettling.

>Alt+F4 doesn't work.
Why do devs do this? It's not like you would ever accidentally hit those two buttons by accident.

>start game
>if you want to skip the intro the game crashes

name one (1) game, you cant

Dark Messiah on my pc

>start game
>begins without letting you check the settings
Why

I just alt+tab end prossess

I know you're taking the piss, but people are so vocal about 3 of those 4 fetishes that I almost thought you were serious.

>cod bo3
>have to sit through logos every time the game starts
>cod ww2 beta
>can skip right the title screen
Hope they keep that for release.

>hit escape
>the game just fucking closes to desktop, doesn't even save

No idea how the FF XIII PC port made it to market. Who even does shit like that?

someone edit out the pit hair

is she missing a boob

>not cutting off your left tit for a +5 agi bonus to archery
scrub

TEW1 does this to me, if you're talking about the dev and publisher splash that plays and not the opening cutscene.

>alt-tab
>game pauses and mutes itself
>even if it's in windowed mode and you're just shifting focus to your second monitor

alt+f4 is the quitter's solution

>unskippable 20 minute intro cutscenes

>skip cutscene
>Loading... please wait
>10 minutes later try again
>Loading... please wait
Fuck you Max Payne 3. You're not loading shit. You're forcing me to sit here and watch this uninteresting bullshit and preventing me from actually playing a game.