IT'S HAPPENING

IT'S HAPPENING
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE NIGHT IS NEAR

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Might as well post the other thumbnails of all tf2 private videos

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BRAAAAAP

What's the deal with the yetis?

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Yeah, it had to happen
Maybe they are related to Pyros?

Last one.
These are all taunts but the most interesting things are:
>Yeti
>New maps in the background

VS saxton hale but its a yeti

it's finally almost here lads

Seems cool
Not very original but whatever.
Fix the goddamn matchmaking

Cool but, are there weapons?

No new weapons for the Soldier

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For Pyro? Probably. They promised them after Meat your Match.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Pyro literally has a BRAP attack
Yeah, I'm probably uninstalling this shit.

Honestly, Soldier already has enough weapons as it is.

>tfw the BRAAAP meme is real

the fuck is this cringe taunt garbage
overwatch is better than this trash

*taunt
If it is a taunt kill, I'll use it very often.

so wait a minute
what the hell would pyro be seeing in pyrovision here

If they add any new hats I think I'm going to scream

Rainbows

Of course they will, they added new hats with every update since, what, 2009?

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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

>Ban evading

>pyro's brap burns its clothes and reveals that pyro is a red haired goddess beneath that suit

Update this week then?

The update is upon us, gentlemen.

Soon we shall bask in glory of the Pyro update.

Hopefully they will also fix the dogshit matchmaking

I mean, women do fart.

>women do fart
The fuck?

Why would you lie on the internet

I am afraid my expectations for it are too big.

>""People"" STILL care about this dead game

No they don't, fuck off

I wanna see femme pyro do that taunt.

>Sup Forums is blizzdroney enough to care about Shitcraft, a 20 year sold dumb RTS game

go away

>The Russian Arms Race
top bant

>Using that on top of your enemy's dead body
lewd

>this taunt on femme pyro
Oh BABY

There will be a multiclass melee weapon for Soldier

>The Yeti hands
Calling it

As long they fix the matchmaking and balance some stuff i'll be happy enough.

i think it is not much to ask.

Sorry LawBreakers is getting demolished by a 10 year old game, Cliff.

Nooo

stop playing matchmaking in fucking tf2 you giant autist

>braap attack

If that thing aint a taunt kill Im gonna be pretty sad

>Community servers are dead
>Competitive is cancer
Wow look at all the alternatives I have, cunt.

hey Sup Forums,
yore
ugleh

base ugleh poster

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

>pyro somehow becomes really good and a viable competitive class
>competitive players cry until valve nerfs the fuck out of it
Just make TF3 happen already

>Old Sniper scared face.jpg

YOUR WIFE IS NOT REAL
SHE DIED A LONG TIME AGO.

>multiple yeti-themed taunts
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

more likely theyll just ban the class then go back to their hovel
they dont want new things anymore, they want everything to stay exactly the same, so nobody gives a shit what they ask for

Yeah, this. People simply don't like Pyro. Now they shit on him because it's not viable, if it becomes viable they will say it's shit because it's overpower.
Fuck them. Hopefully Valve stops listening to competitivefags, since it's their fault we got the current matchmaking.

VIDEOS OF THE COMMUNITY MADE TAUNTS
youtube.com/watch?v=mePbBYTu5E4
youtube.com/watch?v=_71oGtS-kc0
youtube.com/watch?v=s5Ga5AF-QbY
youtube.com/watch?v=JXGnPnSgaH0

guys what if the Bison gets buffed or an overhaul where it's no longer shit?

why would that matter ever

Because it's a gun I love dearly and it broke my heart to see it get ruined in a past update.

They are all great, I must say.
I wonder if the head in The Grilled Gunman will change depending by the corpses around you.

They said it was a Mammoth update, so we get a Yeti.
What

If enough people complained about it with the devs, why not?

The isn't this taunt
Why do I still believe in this game
youtu.be/KiwV8zBXa_w

I just want to believe. It's my favorite gun next to the cow mangler.
They made that good, now do the same for the bison valve. Please.

>using copyrighted music for a taunt video

The Pyro looks like a retard walking like that.
I love it
Hey, maybe they will put it in the next update. So in 2019.

Can't wait to do some ear rape with Engie banjo.

I am still mad we didn't get the Dr. Gordbort weapons for Scout and Medic.

Same here, I would have loved a laser cone shotgun for the scout and some kinda bison style gun for the medic.

>Both teams go Engi
>24 people playing the Banjo

>Engie hodowns are becoming more and more advanced

>get killed by pyro with all pink cosmetics with degreaser and reserve shooter
>fart taunt
>"oopsies i made a big stinky >w

Wonder how he managed that because the reserve shooter will get nerfed in this update.

Like you do whenever a fag taunts after killing you.
Kill him and taunt back. Without writing anything in chat.

It's nice to be reminded that Valve never took the game seriously, only as a microtransaction sandbox to shit up

maybe during the Heavy's update.

>psssh, nothing personell kid
youtube.com/watch?v=KT0fRSFZgnA

Look at how wrong this retard is

Obviously you never dated a girl, they do not.

Go Heavy.

>Okay

Why would they? Its inferior to shotgun

>you'll might

>furpyrofags getting their chat binds ready

This community will be the death of the game, I swear to god

>Entire team of Engineers doing a mixture of dance, banjo, jackhammer, and Rancho Relaxo
Is this Kino Fortress?

Jesus
fucking
christ
That's terrible.

>Vote to kick
>No reason given

>waited 1 year for a fart emote

I'm uninstalling.

is this thread serious or just making fun of retarded tf2 community

So we talkin' about the jetpack or what?

`
quit

>and you will might see it in game.
Top notch