*Uses Force Mind Trick on you*

You WILL buy my game!

you were too lazy to even shop a todd head on wtf man

>uses PC culture to get into the movie

Already preordered, don't worry. My wife is 100x more hype than I am, but I'll play it too.

>waaa why isn't my jedi lead a man!

>p2w loot box model in a $60 game

YAS

I'll buy it when you can have children

Actually the problem is that the actor is jewish.

Wahhh why are people criticizing my Mary Sue waifu

I will, i even got battlefront since it was on sale on ps4

If you still care about Star Wars franchise after TFA you are a faggot and should just kys

sage

>Wahh why can't I have a Gary Stu again because that was somehow better
Just kill yourself

back to tumblr

Fuck off.
Your game is pretty and all but the gameplay is atrocious. Everyone just camps on corners in 3rd person picking people off, heavies are OP and general movement is just slow, never mind how shallow the overall experience actually is. Skill ceiling is non existent since all you need to know is how to position yourself and how to aim. Equipment cards is a retarded system and they should shoot whoever came up with and approved it.

>watching any star wars media
>purchasing/supporting any star was media

She has a game?

this. Star Wars is ruined, especially the games
>disney won't kill star wars they said

No. And stop copying the original trilogy. Now last Jedi is a copy of empire strikes back.
How was luke a gary Stu? Only thing he was good at was flying. He was awful at being a jedi. He failed constantly. The green midget had to pull his ship from the swamp.

The movies wouldn't have been so bad if >she didn't magically know so much about the millennium falcon not 10 minutes after calling it trash and only taking it as a last resort.
>getting captured and learn jedi mind trick of all things within the span of 2 attempts
>Kylo Ren removing his mask becuase she asked nicely
>Kylo Ren although injured getting pawned by an untrained girl
>DeathStar2.0

I'm more upset that, at this point in time, she's not even fully trained.

>>watching any star wars media post-dec2015
>>purchasing/supporting any star was media post-2012
fixed

>REEE STOP AMBUSING ME CHEATERS!
>WAAA HEAVIES ARE OP WHEN THEY HAVE THEIR SHIELD UP I CAN'T JUST RUN FORWARD AND SHOOT!
Stopped reading there

This is photoshopped, right?
Don't tell me she actually has such a manly monkeyhead!

>heavies are OP
What the fuck are you on
Heavies are the second worst. Specialist was by far the most broken.

Nigga I played as heavy and ended up getting killstreaks every round. The game is casualtrash bait and it shows since most people just blindly run into your line of fire.

I might've just been amazing at the game then.

>beta was a shitty reskin with loot boxes
rip lucas arts

Fixed

Epic win Sup Forumsro!

Doesn't even make sense when it's not Bethesda

I TRIED SO HARD

>Writing a character without a flaw is now considered PC

You don’t even read what you write, do you?

We both know which types of characters get flaws and which don't nowadays.

Im pretty sure you're baiting.

No one would complain if it was good female character. Star Wars had tons of them before.

Die

YASSS QUEEN SLAY

this thread smells like r*ddit

you smell like egoraptor give me a 9

Only if they have nu-Solo

>implying that is the problem instead of her being a boring WHITE female jedi

where are all my qt sith ladies at?

she should have been a twilek prostitute turned jedi

those are the best stories!!

>tfw cancelled my pre order last night and pre ordered odyssey instead

is this game actually pay to win? I heard they changed how lootboxes work you have to unlock high level cards now not just buy them

i wish they had casted a kpop starlet as the main character instead

>cancelled his pre order of garbage just to pre order Bing bing wahoo #129485.

man that sure is a dumb looking plastic statuette

what the fuck is that? explanation?

Unlike your movie, no one likes you in real life

>Twi'lek jedi turned prostitute
FTFY

>replace boring white female with autistic looking gook
fuck you, should have been a twi'lek cutie

Would that it were so simple.

>white
laugh out loud, sure buddy

>Luke
>Gary Stu
>Has to get saved by Han in the first movie and runs from Vader
>Loses to Vader in the second movie
>Loses to the Emperor in the third movie and has to get bailed out by daddy


Fuck off

looks white unless she's jewish or something

Won't happen. Straight white males can't self-insert as a Korean woman

>straight
>white males

Neither was Luke.

He didn't have the fancy schools or peers to spar with. So it at least shows in his fighting style, conveniently before they went to flashy choreography.

fuck off and accept your korean overlords

>south korean overlords
>we are basically the only thing keeping best korea from wiping them off the face of the planet. I'm attracted to women of any race but lets keep it real user.

It's always been trash with shitty characters storytelling and plot. And it's heralded as this messiah of movies.
Ewoks defeat the fucking empire weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

they lord over my heart

I wanted to but you had to ruin it again instead of just making such a good product that people want to buy it

Rogue One is the best Starwars movie. TFA is better than all the good parts of all the prequels combined, and also better than Return of the Jedi.

Battlefront 2015 is better than Battlefront 2, and the old battlefront were good for their time but completely outdated gameplay wise and in every other respect except modding capabilities.

Fuck all yall busters.

Lol sweetie get an orange tan and then we'll talk about "your" game

You are violating the NAP you little shit.

yes they can. they just act like little bitches about it

I love how they keep saying the force is female and still the vast, massive majority of people who see the films and buy the shit are males. Cucked males but still, males all the same.

Lotta loyalty for a hired shill.

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my man, good taste. where the hell are all the twi'leks?

At least Luke got zapped in the butt by that flying droid ball.
Rey went from "I thought the force was a myth" to "I can force pull lightsabers and do mind tricks like it's nobody's business, also reverse the mind reading by Kylo" in what? A day? Did she ever make a mistake in the movie? Even a very small one?

until they add vehicles on the map, remove cross era heroes and weapons I won't even touch this game

These movies and games are making white males so mad, I love it

>Now last Jedi is a copy of empire strikes back.
How so? I thought they would at least redeem themselves and try to be original with the other two movies.

Childish wore it better imo

Don't you dare talk shit about Donald Glover.

Childish Gambino is white though.

If for some reason they decide to remove that fucking loot box progression I will glady buy it. I enjoyed the beta.

The worst part is that the manlet is actually more attractive than the girl.
Damn you, Todd.

I think you are right. Put Todds face on it and it would sell more toys.

She did get herself knocked the fuck out and captured.

>tra u will never again be 13 and playing on bespin platforms with your mate going republic, clearing chokepoints and spazzing out at incoming grenades and droideka

Why even live

You realize DG will be playing lando in the han solo movie right?

>straight white makes inserting as women
What

Your jedi tricks won't work on me.

That's cool. I like him

>think that TLJ is going to avoid making Rey a Mary Sue again
>see new trailer
>Luke is afraid of Rey's power

Why post a character from Heart of Darkness?

>they keep saying the force is female
The Force is energy, how the hell is energy make male or female?

Fuck off Dave, go back to working on season 4 of Rebels

That Han Solo movie is going to be such a beautiful disaster. The very concept of it is fucking lame and retarded, I just hope they don't try to shill that shit in this game's content drops if Disney has the balls to even fully go along with this movie

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I'd honestly buy one if it had Todd's head, I'll tell you that much.

Luke realizes Rey is a palpatine

Rebels is shit so who cares

Wait till the boba fett movie

It's only getting worse, right?

3rd person ruins it and I have no interest in being weaker because some nerd spent $1000 on crates.

>How so?
>AT-ATs attacking a snow planet
>main character going off to get trained in the Force
>main character having a confrontation in a tree/cave with a troubling Force inspired vision
>secondary characters (Poe, Finn) focusing on getting away from the evil organization
>main character going off to fight the big baddie and losing
>2nd in command Dark side character who is likely related to the main character offering to train the main character in the ways of the Force, will likely be turned down
Can't wait for someone to be frozen in carbonite.