FUCK THIS FUCKING FAGGOT ASS DRAGON

why the fuck is he on world 2 when hes harder then the final boss wtf

git gud

just beat him on expert he's tough

but the captain is a true asshole

>dragon
>not the robot

friendly reminder if you use the charge shot you're a fucking scrub

that'd be the heart power up

>FUCK THIS FUCKING FAGGOT ASS DRAGON

I wish

Beat the robot at the fifth try, it wasn't as bad as people made it out to be.

Is there any hyper anus porn of Grim Matchstick yet? Asking for a friend.

What's your death count Sup Forums?
I have died 563 times but I have an excuse. My controller is dying and I was forced to use keyboard and mouse. I grew too cocky after beating mibibli's quest on Mibibli difficulty and that game forces you to use kb+m.

Anyone bitching about the robot has never spent more than 30 minutes playing any shmup ever

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Wait till you get to King Dice OP

Will try to do it just for (You), user.

Th-Thanks, I'll be sure to pass that on to my friend.

king dice isnt even hard after you figure out the easy fights

Around 114 when I beat it.

Under 100 but I'm not going for 200%

87 before the dragon

Why do so many of you le pro gaymers think using the charge shot is the easier way?
It's actually the smart choice for this battle, especially for his third phase if you want to be precise and hit the dragon and not his exploding fire orbs.
It actually requires more concentration because you manually shoot and are not pressing the shoot button mindlessly.

No not hard really cept his part which is at the very end. But it's so fucking long before you get another attempt because loading and all the other fucking things that cause downtime.

Fun idea but fuck all the boses take half the amount of time it takes for King Dice.

Yeah it takes forever to get to fight King Dice himself, and even then he only has one pattern of attacks. I kind of find that disappointing that he was just a glorified boss rush but the casino bosses were really cool, even if they were pretty hit n miss.

I beat him in my third try, whats so hard about him?
Just pay attention to when the mini fire people jump at you and thats all.

I had way more trouble with the Genie fuck than the Dragon.
The Dragon took me like 5 tries but the Genie took me like 20.
What's wrong with me?

It requires precision and timing.

Charge first round.
Roundabout on second round.
Charge third round.

Stay next to him at first stage.
Pay attention to the fire on the next round.
Third round is easy, don't hit the spheres.

You like this dragon, anons?

>When you check xvideos and it finally has search results for Cala Maria

Dragon isn't really that hard, the only major thing is that having limited platforms is annoying

I hated King Dice so much because my game got bugged in the 9/monkey level and had to force a retry a couple of times
It isn't even that hard, just tedious, most bosses are really easy to deal with invincible dash. I just cheesed his fight by getting to him with lots of lifes and abusing that you can ignore the cards and avoid getting hit while on the side of his attack hand