Who wants to go on a dwarf fortress adventure???

Who wants to go on a dwarf fortress adventure???

never played DF but sure

>graphics

>tfw was too dumb for DF and only played adventure mode

looks like theres something going on in here

i dont understand any of this but go investigate the pink U

I can get in on this. post more OP

he's a farmer what should we say

kill him

brag about your past violent acts

express your emotions

Create a bunch of characters, put them in the same town and have a deathmatch tournament to see who's the strongest

sounds like there's trouble in town

I've only played Rimworld but wanna get into DF. Are there any graphics mods that make the game look better?

ask if he has seen that bandit leader recently

I tried to latch on to his neck but he dodged and ran away. FYI we are playing as a ripply-muscled giant snake man

find someone weaker to fight

Use wrestling to strip someone naked and beat them to death with their own clothes

Looks like hes too fast for us to slither after. Back to the other house?

throw stuff at him while keeping up pursuit

found a girl in the hut

Seduce her

yell at her and ask her about the weather

do
both of these in that order

There are different tilesets that make the game look decent, as well as some visualizers that let you see everything in isometric but I don't think there's a way to play real time with isometric graphics. That would be fuckin sweet though.

looks like she doesnt want to come willingly

lick her

is it possible to engage in combat with yourself?

not to my knowledge

can't do this, but we can bite her. same thing?

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Can you impair his sight?

Could lock him in his house and come back to see what he did later

well you just gotta grab her with them yams

not exactly sure how she's talking but whatever

That's what she gets for rejecting you

i think i can fashion a blindfold but i need to find some clothes first

just take her clothes

Strip him?

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bitch bit my hand

the guy ran off, if you weren't following, we're attacking the girl now.

Strip her

Finish her off, then skin her for a nice pair of leather pants.

if anybody here plays neo scav the combat there is kinda similar but there's definitely more flexibility in DF

OP, what texture pack are you using?

Grab her leg, take the fight to the ground

I'm using obsidian
I normally use phoebus but I was encountering some glitches after the last update so i switched

Now both hew arms are snapped it should go easy but enemies here always seem to take forever to die

she aint lookin too good

say goodbye and leave

think she's dead
imma see if i can strip her

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wear her clothes
wear her skin
become her

What should we do with her panties?

wear them

lick them

bite them

I don't think i can put them on

find more weak creatures to kill

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brag about your violent past and then attack!

throw the thong at the person

Give them the panties

The deep emotional backstory of the character really helps put me in the shoes of this anaconda man

Guess they don't want my panties

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throw the thong at her again

Bite his knife

There's one left now I'm gonna tell him the story of how I killed his friends

oh shit there's a goblin at the door

and he spit at me

Strangle the goblin and wear his intestines as a grotesque trophy.

found the bugger. he appears to have been trying to hold up a fish dissector who was passing by

He ran off. Everybody else is dead here let's go somewhere else

I found a weasel by the river. I'm going to put and end both to it and our adventure

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and with that im gonna fuck off