Ssshhh cuphead is aslepp

ssshhh cuphead is aslepp

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WELL

IT'S THE BIG SHOW

jerry get ipad

HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY!

Cuphead needs cummies!
Yes give him cum! Yum yum in the bum!
Turn him into cumhead!
Rub a dub dub makin my scrubs!

*slurp*

A BRAWL IS SURELY BREWING

until you like it

stop it you fool

Cup head more like cock in butt head

Cum in his cup while he's sleeping

Cuphead is awake!

cumhead

*unsips dick*

RED HOT

awwwww
fuck you :(

cute

how the FUCK to I deal with Dice's marching cards? I'm literally mashing the parry button and it's just not going off fast enough

why are these cups so fuckable?

get the auto parry

You suck cock, git gud

Don't parry right when you think you're gonna hit, parry slightly before

Fuck off weirdo

>when you're a vidya brainlet and getting frustrated with Cuphead but keep playing anyway because the art style is gorgeous

Cuphead is back asleep! So is Mugman!

Somebody was that autistic to make this shit.

>mfw the visuals at the start of the djinn fight

FUCK I finally beat it.
all I can say is fuck the Dice Man level it took me like a fucking hour. The Devil was fucking easy only took me like 3 goes.
Why is the difficulty all over the place in this game?

The parry is broken as fuck. It's a shitty badly implemented mechanic and the game would be a lot more fun without it.

>boss who fires four attacks with completely different patterns at once and only takes damage in tiny weak spots
>and THEN it makes you play touhou while traveling a maze
Bull. Shit.

>and THEN it makes you play touhou while traveling a maze

it's really not touhou.
If you've played any sort of bullet hell game that final section is a joke, the first section is the hard part especially because the stupid laser blocks your shots.
overall he's not that hard though.

WAKE UP

I'M AWAKE

WELL CUPHEAD AND MUGHEAD...

Good, cause IT'S TIME FOR A HIGH CLASS BOUT
NOW GO!

If you can time your dice rolls and get the easy bosses King dice is pathetic. Of course I had to go back and do it in a manner that included every single boss or else no 100%, but I usually go poker chips -> rabbit -> ballerina -> 8-ball or something like that. The dominoes and cigar are easy too. Avoid the racehorses, monkey, and drinks completely if you can. For dicey himself just git gud at parrying which you should already be since it's the end of the game. Remember you can parry the same card as many times as you need and once you can utilize this his whole fight becomes an afterthought.

Post your final death tally.
Mines pretty pathetic.

My brain cannot process this much information at once
Any tips?

>tfw

200 at the moment but that includes going back and doing a couple of levels over again as well as playing with my little brother for shits and giggles, he's only 10 and plays nothing but Overwatch all day so he's fucking pathetic at this game.

Why does this shit have to exist?

Seeker

just get the autoaim shot, aim upwards. that will get rid of all the shrimps. now you only got to focus on the parry and the pearl-spitting shell.

Chaser shoot and focus on dodging, checking for a rock from time to time. Once you see one, parry that gem.

Why is that cum yellow green

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Get on my level
And I still have Perilous Piers, Ghost Train, King Dice and The Devil to go

You can stop shilling Cuckhead now.

>discover that you can use seeker for the first phase of the train and just focus on parrying incoming soap bars
>the skeleton is actually pathetically easy since you can dodge his hands no matter what position you're at, as is those twin ghost thingies
>for the last part use saved up super
Made it trivial

Agreed
The first phase is the hardest part
If the laser didn't block your shots I think it'd be far easier.

just proving rule 34, brah.

nobody actually faps to these unironically.

>inb4 I do
no you don't, retard.

>nobody actually faps to these unironically
not that I do but if you believe this you seriously underestimate the power of the internet

Does anyone ever hate that shit? I fucking hate when these two get paired up, it just reeks of deviantart tier austin.

I fucking hate Inky for ruining classic cartoons with his shitty lore and gay pairups.

love that artist

the fight goes the same exact way every single time. you only have yourself to blame if you haven't figured out a reliable method to get through Phase 1.

Auto parry that shit

wake up asshole

I like this one more but that one's good to just cause of smug

I found a neat glitch that involves hurt boundaries on levels like the dragon's and the smoke charm (first try I fail, second try I get bounced back up without taking damage)

I'm pretty sure that's just invincibility caused by taking the damage.

Wrong

i think you're right and i am retarded

i would like to think they make this shit specifically to piss off people like you, but then again, it says tumblr right on the filename

Post more weeb cups

>i would like to think they make this shit specifically to piss off people like you
no they don't
teenagers unironically like crossovers with dark angsty undertones
I know I did during my deviantart phase

bomb his head in melee range so the lazer only tracks top of the screen then bomb the ufos as they come out, instantly parry the chest hig as it comes out, go back to hebhead as soon as he kazer ends. first stage is made fucking trivial like this

second stage has no tricks, ult the heart asap to avoid bull shit spam

get there with full hp and ult 2, then just tank everything then ult, pretty much what i did

>manofshade

what worked for me was
>destroy parts from bottom and up
>never let the UFOs or the seeker bombs further than halfway through the screen
>keep close to the robot to bait the laser there and stop it from limiting your movement options
>always parry the mid-section asap
>nuke antenna

smooth sailing from there. you will most likely get another nuke by the time Phase 3 starts.

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sleep tight cupper

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It has never failed me so far, it sounds like you're having mental problems.

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>m
Dumb phoneposter

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Exactly what I expected to happen to Cuphead from it's huge popularity has happened. It's gonna end up being the new Undertale at this rate.

>is obviously ssonic2 rather than shitman

Found the Vim follower.

seriously, go the fuck back to your home website

I'd post a better quality but I'm not at home right now

If it was, it would have already happened.

Cuphead has limited appeal for casuals and SJWs, I don't think we're gonna see the same thing happening.

It's not even half as popular as UT was in its hayday

cuphead doesn't have any dark lore or some emo shit from fnaf or bendy

jokes on you its jerseydevil

Werner is cute! CUTE!

don't engage the expat from r/CA

Cus ur a fgt m9

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>going through Expert bosses right now

This is some fucking shit. There's now way in hell I'll be able to S rank the majority of these. At least I only have about half of Isle 3 and Dice/Devil left.

>let us in to your club!
>candy crush counts too!
>just because you dedicate your time to video games and have played them long enough to be good at them doesn't mean your more of a gamer than me and my iphone, asshole!
man these fuckers can just fuck right the fuck off, git good casuals

>implying it's gay if it's with a cup

How do you unlock filter from the fork guy in isle 3?

What a cutie

is there a Cuphead DOOM cover image yet?

gain goodness

Wrong! This cup is deceased.

there is a way to play online if you use nvidia
gamepur.com/guide/27662-cuphead-enable-co-op-mode.html