Do I need to be autistic to enjoy Warhammer? The over-the-top "hardcore" edginess makes it seem really gay and childish...

Do I need to be autistic to enjoy Warhammer? The over-the-top "hardcore" edginess makes it seem really gay and childish. Plus the fans are nearly always on the spectrum and HAVE to mention it whenever they can (Dwarf Fortress fans are like this too)

You uh, you sure this is the right board to ask this?

The only autistic one here is you if you really have to think this hard about taking a science fiction universe featuring giant mechs with cathedrals bolted to the top of them and alien football hooligans in space who make their vehicles go faster by painting them red this fucking seriously

Not really. I like the fantastical elements blended in with the GRIMDARK edginess science fiction.
Just don't go full retard and go on a drunken rant about black templars.

>alien football hooligans in space who make their vehicles go faster by painting them red

I love orcs for shit like this tbqh.

>Orcs

People get into Warhammer because the figurines look cool and it's fun to paint them, and they have tons and tons of interesting fluff about them.
If you take any of this shit seriously you should consider necking yourself.
They also have two or three really good video games.

>go faster by painting them red
Wasn't this retconned?
I know they dumbed down the "If enough Orks believe something, it will become reality", but I'm actually not sure about the colors

How's that Inquisitor RPG that came out last few months?

>The over-the-top "hardcore" edginess makes it seem really gay and childish.
For me 40k has always been so over the top when it comes to it's edginess that it sort of loops back around to being kinda silly in a fun way.

40k has more than enough comic relief to keep things from getting too edgy. The Orks and Ciaphas Cain spring to mind immediately

40k was over the top bullshit since its inception. If you actually take it seriously you should consider erasing yourself from the gene pool.

Last time I played "Red paint job" was still an upgrade for orc vehicles

>Do I need to be autistic to enjoy Warhammer? The over-the-top "hardcore" edginess makes it seem really gay and childish.

Demanding that everything you like be "Serious" and "adult" is a surer sign of autism than anything.

You're on a video game image board, you're already engaging in shit that's massively gay and childish.

That diablo clone? Haven't played it yet but it's still in early access and needs always online, neither of which are good signs.

>Demanding that everything you like be "Serious" and "adult" is a surer sign of autism than anything.
It's usually a sign of a teenager, you eventually grow out of it.

How do I git gud at Necrons? I got a Stalker, a unit of warriors, a unit of Death marks, a unit of Lych guard with dispersion shields, scarabs and an Overlord but always get fucked over.

I normally play against chaos players if that helps.

You're just too mature and above it, user. Your IQ is probably too high to enjoy it.

What have you done for chaos today Sup Forums?

I fapped a couple of times so maybe Slaanesh will notice

I went to the toilet and didn't flush.
Praise papa Nurgle.

Sorry user I think you have the wrong board.
/tg/ is a few boards down.

Sent my loyalist friend that video that has 20 Skrillex songs playing at once

Lose the death marks, get praetorians.

Haven't showered in three days.

Fuck you!

So why do you guys waste your time with something so infantile and worthless?

Hard to believe children's toys can captivate adults to where they defend garbage like 40k online.

You guys are pathetic. 40k attracts pathetic people every time.

*tips fedora*

You've never seen hobbyists before? I've met a few people who have collected since Rogue Trader and although they don't "play" anymore, they still love coming in and make/paint their new models and tell us when hobby shops were massive.

Why do you waste your time being an autistic cunt? Go back into your hole. Oh, and have a (you)

Are you talking about 40k or video games?

It is fun

So why do you guys waste your time with something so infantile and worthless as to insult a hobby enjoyed by many people?

Hard to believe that the autism could captivate adults to the point that they insult people and call something they genuinely enjoy garbage online.

You guys are pathetic. Autism attracts pathetic people every time.

I'm going to give you the benefit of doubt and assume you're just trolling and not retarded for posting that on Sup Forums.

Masterfully executed

>The over-the-top "hardcore" edginess makes it seem really gay and childish.
It's tongue-in-cheek, at least it's supposed to be.

>go on a drunken rant about black templars
That sounds like a personal story...

Here's a secret for you bud: All video games are children's toys
Yes, even the ones with tits and violence. ESPECIALLY those.

The fact that you're here at all proves that not only do you waste your time on childish toys, you waste your time arguing about them on the internet too.

If you think any video game is "serious business" then you're beyond delusional.

>complains about something being infantile and worthless
>on a video game board
>in a weeaboo site
What are you even doing here?

Thank you sir.

Works every time in every 40k thread.

These idiots are just like Bronies.

Gas em.

>implying 40k fans can't be the most autistic beings on earth
Did you conveniently forget the hordes of autistoids that post "PURGE" and "HERESY" while posting pics of space marines killing furries and weaboos whenever something offends them?

Good lads 2bh

Kill yourself furry

NOT TO MENTIONZ GUD ORK POSTIN'

SPEAKIN' OF WHICH, WOUSY ORKZ LINE UP. WARBOSS 'ERE

Bronies are more self-aware.

>autism is fine if it is MY autism

This, unironically