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Lucas Carter
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Michael Powell
what did he mean by this?
Christopher Lee
Whoa.... Those ferns.... How can half life ever recover????
Joshua Wright
>weed
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Ayden Flores
I guess you could say she has a fern gulley.
Noah Wood
That game looks like shit, and whats with the resolution? Is it fucking 1992 or something?
Jason Edwards
What the fuck were they thinking? thanks
Luke Sanchez
do they explain why the anatomy is fucked? Is it nanobacteria
Angel Barnes
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Connor Ramirez
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Asher Jenkins
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Asher Brown
>fully ully modeled oeled
Ian Fisher
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Logan Allen
What did Germans mean by this
Nathan Edwards
hey is that a dog dick shape, nice
Robert Perez
that's what happens when you drink dr. breen's water and live in the suppression field
Luis Morales
looks great desu
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Has anyone ever tried to just mod the ferns into a different model
Like ivy or literally anything less retarded than ferns
Xavier Brooks
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David Morales
Vagánias
Ethan Price
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Juan Miller
No but see it's fine, it just landed straight down nose first fell and over.
Michael Hill
should be replaced with bridges imo
Colton Sanchez
Fully indeed holy shit, that has more polygons than your average indie game
Carson Jenkins
these are fucking epic and anyone saying otherwise is being contrarian
Daniel Stewart
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Gavin Ortiz
>they
It's like one autistic German.
Easton Sullivan
Ferns are the best plant though
Easton Turner
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Angel Nguyen
>fakefactory
Not even once
Aiden Williams
>Dock crane that close to the shore
triggers my autism
Ethan Gomez
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Alexander Jenkins
>I can fucking hear that accent. AYSHES and all
God fucking damn it.
Matthew Collins
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Angel Flores
>anything less retarded than ferns
hey man, ferns are one of the oldest plants in existence, predating the dinosaurs. Show some respect
Brody Allen
What the FUCK
Sebastian Rodriguez
sure, sure
but they don't grow on walls
Nathan Roberts
>Decide to install it for shits and giggles
>Have to download 10+ gigs of this shit just to play with HL2 (i dont even have episode 1 and 2).
Fucking hell
Gavin Carter
Is see a lot of shit posted ever time this is mentioned, but was there anything GOOD about this mod?
Julian Ramirez
yes lets be constructive here. Ferns are by no means retarded, they are a great and noble lineage of vascular plants with history stretching back millions of years.
There is no fault to be found in the honorable fern itself, but there is the wholly seperate issue of the placement of the ferns which, I believe, we can all agree is highly questionable.
Dylan Diaz
Obsessed with ferns more than New Zealand sports teams
Robert Jones
>Implying FULLY MODELED isn't good
>it drips occasionally, just to let you know she's happy to see you
John Ward
Hmmm.
Aaron Anderson
>caring about download speeds/limits
Jayden Cruz
I never understood what grassy pics had to do with the bad half life mod that had the modeled vagina in it, can someone please explain?
Lincoln Lee
Ferns m'boy
Anthony Campbell
Oh
Christopher Morales
It just keeps getting worse
Adam Gonzalez
>blocks your path
Jack James
Ayden Williams
>plane is completely intact
>somehow missed the bridge too
HE FLIED SO GOOD
Jason Rogers
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Blake Lopez
Germany never was the same after the war.
Jace Moore
that last picture is literally blinding. my phone gets hot just by having it on screen
Jordan Harris
>my phone
You know where you need to go
Hunter Robinson
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the cinematic mod. The art is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of modding most of the textures will go over a typical player's head. Theres also fully modeled ferns, which is deftly woven into the map design- their locations in game draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these textures, to realise that theyre not just good- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the cinematic mod truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldnt appreciate, for instance, the art in alex's the fully modeled vagina and dildo, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. Im smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as FakeFactory genius wit unfolds itself on their monitor screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a fern tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. Its for the ladies eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that theyre within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Owen Cruz
what the hell
Michael Butler
how many layers of irony are you on
Jacob Bailey
woah praise kek for this meme
Matthew Harris
Womens vaginas were literally MADE FOR DOG DICKS
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
Easton Wilson
>Crater is literally just formed due the citadel going haywire and the civil war
>Ferns already took over
HL2 universe is truly a scary place. There might be a fern hiding behind you this very moment, waiting to take your life and your room.
Brody Kelly