Magic is real

Magic is real

Prove it

Himiko is good at Magic Tricks!

I want to marry Tenko.

Nyeeeeeh

But that's wrong you dumb magician
Everyone knows magic doesn't really exist

>TFW you will never have the best int stats
>TFW you will never prove magic is real
>TFW no believes you
>TFW no one takes you seriously
>TFW the only things are to live for are pattings from shuichi and tenko

NYEEHHHH

Leave me alone already! I hate you!

...

Not gonna lie. I was surprised she survived all the way.

But I love you!

I love Junko!

You're a morrrrrrrron

Nyeh?

Stop playing with himikos heart bastard

This post ends in 22.

Kaito is the chiaki of V3

What did you say
punk?

I love Kirumi!

if this post ends in 35 its magic

She went through a lot throughout the game, it wouldn't have been fair to kill her. Kirumi ruined her magic show she worked so hard on and then her two closest friends die the following chapter, and she has to defend herself from people accusing her of being the culprit both of those trials. The ending was such a mindfuck though you kind of wonder how much of a reward living was anyways.

7

>Reverse off by one

Would we actually get a winner, or would the results just seesaw?

>Shuichi waited for Kaede to neatly stack those book up all the way on the giant bookshelves without really getting suspicious

Must have taken a long time to stack those books god damn, especially considering there were several rows.

get out

Do you guys think Himiko would make a good wife and mommy? Or is she still too immature and bratty?

At the end of the game quite possibly.

Himiko would be pretty decent wife post chapter 3

good for patting with little trouble

IT'S NOT A TRICK SHUICHI
IT'S AN ILLUSION

I'M GOING TO BE IN POOF ONE DAY

>gf is basically Himiko
>She even had that shade of dyed hair at one point
I'm more a thicc grill guy, but she's adorable

>it wouldn't have been fair to kill her
That’ actually the main reason I thought she was gonna die. You know how these tropes go. When someone is finally changing for the better after experiencing some real shit, they die.
But I was glad she survived. She is nice.

>girlfriend is a loli
CALL THE POLICE

Someone forgotten baby gangster

>gf is not literally Himiko
what's the point

they should have let her talk in red at least once or something. outside of the trials with the shooty text I mean.

>Hiyoko
She was still kind of a shit

NANI!?

BAKANA!!!

Shuichi lucked out.
>got two waifus to himself

But that's wrong you fucking retard.

Tenko = reason to live
Who needs a loli

Magic. Is. REAL!!!

>they seesaw each other at the same time

>both are winners because both have fun
yay

About the post who wanted a body annoucement during a meal : my idea would be that somehow the most hyped meat based meal would be a body, and the body discovery scene would play when the cook (probably innocent) removes the curtain over a meat on the bone

He was distracted by her pantsu.

>both Maki and Himiko are messy criers

well, Sup Forums?

>tenko somehow dies

MOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!

Was about to say this. But got stuck in the motherfucking CAPTCHA again.

Shuichi even asks her like two or three times if she really needs to stack ALL OF THEM. And then points out that doing so isn't even useful to their investigation.

At that point Kaede was just way too suspicious.

why did monokid have to die so young

She's small a fun to throw around, but i want to actaul meat and muscle on her.
That and the size difference matters

They're also both flat and would probably be considered more cute than sexy.

I know another character who fits that description.

He's dead, though.

That's what bullies deserve.

She can't hold nothing in left hand, she holds chopsticks there.

...

Yep, he's flat alright.

Maki is the cutest!
CUTEST!

>Implying magic exists
Now we need to know what was the best murder method, SEESAW or SMALL BOMBS.

C’mon now. We all know Shuich will actually end up with Kaede’s twin sister.

...

Someone should do this with Shuichi

Is it something to do with the fact that it doesn't tell you which hand the fist was made with, meaning she could've shown you that the candy was in her hand the whole time?

do not bulli my autistic wife

High IQ: Understands Tsumugi was lying about DRV3 and the outside world

Low IQ: Believes in all the lies Tsumugi told during case 6.

Negative IQ: HURRR KODAKA HATES HIMSELF AND THE DGR FANBASE

>maki will never read you your favorite picture book.

>intelligence: 1

Highest IQ: Understanding that nothing is set in stone and that they can potentially do whatever they want if they decide to continue the story

Hajime also had 1 Intelligence.

Fucking this

>Intelligence: 1

How far would she get in Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas with that intelligence?

...

ZEN
ZEN
DAME
DA

I want my crossdressing Ouma doujin to get shipped already.

>Hajime has 800 defense
>only S rank

wtf?

Umineko
>Stop wanting the truth you dumb goat
Zero Escape
>Stop wanting a proper ending you dumb snail
Danganronpa
>Stop liking Danganronpa you dumb hope/despair fetishist

What the fuck?
I feel deeply insulted by this.
What gives the author the right to shit on his own fanbase?
I actually paid for these games, fuck you.
I'm not a Gonta, I'm not part of a sadistic audience, I'm not a fucking snail. I'm just an average guy that likes mystery games.
FUCK YOU.

OOHHHHHH OUUUUMAAA

What did she say?

kodaka is planning something for danganronpa right g-guys?

>two of the smarter people got intelligence : 1

if ZTD only had a shit ending that would be one thing but the entire game is shit

fucking monkey paw wishing for a conclusion to the series

Umineko's message is to stop dwelling on the past pursuing the truth you won't accept or verify anyway.

Maki is a sporty type tho

>Do not pee on the person you like.
What did she mean by this?

So is Hajime

Umineko wasn't actually about "stop wanting the truth" and more like "sometimes the fantasy can be better than truth"
come on, it's not that hard to get, but I know you're just shitposting since the ZTD one doesn't even make sense

I'm hoping for Himiko watersport doujins

exactly why they have 1 int
meant for physical roles

still hilarious

>he still doesn't get Umineko's final episode was strictly a character's story first and foremost, with far minor nods to the audience than blown up(if you didn't get this with all the flashy fights that were literally nothing metaphorically and just fanservice, then that's on you)
>he still doesn't get ZE never made a meta point about the ending, hit just shat out an ending
>he still doesn't get Kodaka's a knowing hack but can't stop being completely derivative

No.
In the VN, you've seen the trick before and you know exactlly how it is executed.
The point is showing if you've accepted the meaning of 'magic', or if you will just burn down anything in your pursuit of truth, even at the cost of your own happiness.

>Junko has more STR than Gonta

There is still people who, now approaching 10 years later, were too stupid to understand an ending that was spelled out word by word for them.
There is people who are still pissed about not getting "a real ending" even after being given Forgery X, the manga, and confirmation that Bernkastel's illusion was the real deal.
There is still people who get pissed when they get called goats for being fucking retarded.

>Forgery X
Forgery X and Bern story weren't the real deal.

I love her stinky sister!

The entire point of forgery no. XXX was that theory being retarded

Forgery XXX was created by (you) the goats.