You have failed the joining, I am sorry Daveth

>you have failed the joining, I am sorry Daveth

They shouldn't have killed off the best character so early on.

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shit game. buggy as fuck. skills dont work properly. shapeshifter doesnt even work its so bugged.

3/10 didnt deserve sequels

we got zavren instead.

Agreed, Daveth seemed like a total bro. Was sad when he died.....fuck Juri, he was a faggot.

>that seam on the brick wall
Did amateurs make this game?

Dragon Age is so fucking stupid, good lord.

I meant Duncan.

rip Daveth, too bad he didn't get to see Sir Juri die like a faggot

>not stripping then all naked before the ritual

this

(You)

Both of them were useless faggots glad he died

bump

Who was the best companion and why was it Shale?

...

Because DLC companion.

People bitch about the Fade but Orzammar and the Deep Roads were way worse, they just refuse to fucking end

I liked Sten, he was a total bro.

>dies in three hits
>every other sentence is "muh qun" or insulting you
Nah

o fuq i did this too on the 2nd playthrough, it was hilarious, like some kind homo death-cult.

>dies in three hits
I use him as offensive tank, you'd be surprised how much survivability a right tactic setup can provide.

>every other sentence is "muh qun" or insulting you
That's before you prove to him that you are the man.

DA:O really only has like three bits that don't vastly overstay their welcome

The only part I'd call overstaying its welcome aside from those two is the intro/Ostagar

Its Jory, Ser Jory did you even play?

The only actually good parts are Redcliffe (entire questline), Denerim and Orzammar proper.

I really enjoyed the forest with the werewolves as well. Because you can side with them and kill elves.

Fuck you

nice texture work on that wall,just a subtle seam on the middle of the screen in a cutscene

That one has the shittiest design by far.

>Favorites from Most Favorite at the top to Least Favorite at the bottom
Denerim (Pre-Landsmeet)
Lothering
Haven/Frostback Mountains
Red Cliff Village
Warden's Keep
Ostagar
Honnleath
Ostagar (Return)
Denerim (Post-Landsmeet)
Red Cliff Castle
Brecillian Forest
Orzammar
Cadash Thaig
Mage Tower

>Origins
Human Noble
Dalish Elf
Dwarf Noble
City Elf (Female)
Mage
Dwarf Commoner
City Elf (Male)

>recruit a guy that just got his wife pregnant
>kill him when he refuses the taint

Duncan was stupid.

This totally ruined it and was hilarious.

Of fucking course on the second playthrough when you know these guys are about to bite it and literal pennies can be the difference between a new piece of early game gear, you're going to strip them naked to sell all their shit or give it to your next companions.

They should've really gone their old route with KOTOR or something and forced characters to remain in standard clothing at least during cutscenes.

You get their equipment anyways though so there's no reason to strip them, unless you know that's part of the joining.

Sten was by far the hardest character to get into and enjoy but once you did, hot damn was he enjoyable.

They absolutely raped Qunari and the Qun in the sequels, but the concept of this #proudwarriorraceguy who belongs to a society where everyone is assigned a role, is happy to perform that role, and things run like clockwork due to no freedoms....and then has to come to a country where everyone is free to do whatever and so nothing works and everyone lies shit is hitting the fan is just priceless.

Especially when you pair him with certain companions, Morrigan and maybe Leliana especially, he really reveals that he's an incredibly clever guy with a hilarious dry wit who is just hating every fucking second he has to be in this place and is trying to suffer through it in silence.

>on the second playthrough when you know these guys are about to bite it and literal pennies can be the difference between a new piece of early game gear
Why not just dupe cash Tbh

And hell, it's not really worth spending money on gear unless it's part of your end game kit.

Alistair was my favorite

It's more that, early game, there are a few quests that require you to buy toxin or some shitty items and at that point, every single copper piece helps.

Hell really the entire game you're in a perpetual state of 'strapped for cash' so any method to get more should be utilized.

>can't fuck the GILF

What a terrible design choice

Wish that human nomad origin made it in.

Yeah, the Human Commoner and Barbarian Origins would have been nice. Sometimes I want to play a human that's not a noble, like some barbarian waifu that will drink from your skull.

He's right, though. Several talents were bugged at launch and most of them never got fixed. Nearly the entire 2H tree was bugged in some way and the entire shapeshifter tree was useless because they fucked up stat calculation when shapeshifted.

What the fuck was up with that, she was 100% a gilf?

>All that party banter between Morrigan and Sten
>Morrigan constantly teasing him just like she does with everyone else
>Sten eventually getting pissed off enough to give in and agree to the sex but that his huge Qunari dick will undoubtedly tear her a new asshole
Seeing Morrigan sweat bullets was pretty great, even if she was my wife.

>Battlemage never ever
>Shapeshifter never ever
>Dual Wield Warrior never ever
Why was DAO and DAOA so great with class diversity but now we just get “generic mage” and “2H or Shield Warriors”?

the toxin is like 5 copper or whatever and you need like four of them lmao.

And as I said, just dupe cash. As well as the fact that you get all the stuff they had equipped anyway of course.

>Dual Wield Warrior never ever
Dual Wield (dex based) spirit warriors were literally the strongest class in Awakening though

We all know which two characters are the best, though.

They were made for each other.

SOURCE

I firmly believe Andromeda was some kind of money laundering scheme where 90% of the development budget simply disappeared while the remaining 10% went towards outsourcing literally everything.

QUN'D

>have setting
>most interesting thing in the setting is the politics around mages
>never focus on that, instead only focus on bullshit 'laser in the sky' tier michael bay plots

absolute garbage

I remember getting to the final boss in DA2 where she has a SWORD OF LYRIUM and is doing DBZ teleports and shit and just turning the game off

Unfortunately no.
How's that old saying go?
"never attribute to maliciousness what can be attributed to incompetence"

>play Witch Hunt
>man it's too bad based Finn will have to go back to his shitty tower after this
>mfw it's apparently canon that he bailed and probably fucked Ariane

>mfw the deep roads
>mfw the brazilian forest
>mfw the fade

>can't romance Bethany
fuck you Dragon Age II

Damn I feel like re-installing.

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I still often think about Sera giving me slow, wet and sloppy as fuck blowjobs when masturbating desu.

Sure, she was kind of stupid, but cute, and those lips are just made for dick.

Wish she wasn't a lesbian.

Back when Bioware had actual consequences and decent writing.

That's what mods are for. Is Bethesda the only company that is allowed to get away with it?

Just done the Fade in my replay.

Its no where near as bad as I remember, think it only took half an hour to complete.

Fade isn't that bad. The dwarf caves though, that's a fucking nightmare.

I unironically think that DA:O is the best Bioware game desu.

FILM MAKER

literally the worst companion in any game ever.

I think you are absolutely right

I actually agree. in terms of storytelling and choices, it's probably is the best of all their modern rpgs.

I agree
her DPS made up for it tho, she melted those dragons.