What are you playing on this beautiful Tuesday, lads

what are you playing on this beautiful Tuesday, lads

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>industrial strength motor
you keep that thing away from my cock

Odin Sphere Leifthrasir and Monster Hunter Stories

this

playing the superior version

Is it even worth having sex anymore when you have shit like this?

Playing some Evil within, never finished it on release but gonna give it another chance.

I wonder if one of those actually feels any good.

Moving your hips when you're so used to sitting still and just moving your arm becomes fairly inconvenient.

Unless you're hot or rich enough for sex to have no strings attached then it hasn't been worth it for a long time.

Shadowverse and maybe hyper universe

you can wrap it in towel and thrust into it as well

Dude my mom has one of those stupid fucking microphones. It doesn't even work right, lol.

Oh, I was saying that actual sex after jacking off for years is a sensation that takes getting used to.

>Using a fake vagina
>Not using a dildo and a fake vagina

Stimulaing your prostata is the future it feels so awesome

Nice!

lmao

Why use a dildo when an aneros is a thousand times better

>jerk off with hand for 6 years
>finally buy onahole
>use it like a sleeve, feels great
>put it on my bed and start thrusting
>cant get enough now
idk what you're talking about

user i checked that and it seems pretty cool. Going to dig it furthe and maybe i will buy one

Put that thing in a bowl of hot water for five minutes before jacking off. Bring it into your room, and a towel for any dripping water.
Good shit.

>putting hundred dollar gizmos on your dick to get off

by the third thrust it should already be warm because of the towel insulating it, the friction and your natural body warmth.

I shave my beard with that

might play some more yakuza when i get home

Soon we'll be spending thousands for sex robots

Bro, you haven't had a real fake pussy until you've had a heated fleshlite envelop your dick with warmth the moment you slide in.
It is amazing.

Don't you think you're better off just fapping with your hand real quick and moving on? An orgasm is an orgasm.

small please (^;

>industrial strength motor
>wall outlet
>on my penis

I don't think so Susan.

The material will balance out in temp with your body so fast it doesn't make sense. Unless you're quite literally a minuteman.

>tfw Aneros doesn't do anything for me

Is there a learning curve for this shit I'm missing

>not indulging in the one thing a man has that a woman will never have

>springs
>metal
>motor
>plugs into an outlet
not sticking it in there no way

Yeah the heat dissipates after a couple of minutes, but heating it is so fucking worth those first moments

Wtf is this gay shit. That's not a dragon dildo.

The last thing I want my cock to touch is something like looks like a cheese grater.

What a weird looking sock.

I think those are for guys with really tight assholes or something, they're super tiny.

Just buy a dragon dildo and fill yourself up. Feels good man.

anybody else just wrap a blanket around your dick in bed and do it that way?

That's clear rubber with bumps not silver with holes

...

>that gif
indiegogo.com/projects/autoblow-2-a-robotic-oral-sex-simulator-for-men#/

I want to feel that

i thought i was the only one who used the soft blanket method

its really not that great since it only strokes a few inches and not the length of the entire shaft.

>dirty shirt from laundry
>fold it and roll it into a sleeve
>sock over it to keep it intact
it's that easy folks

>Grew up humping a pillow to fap
>can't cum unless I gyrate my hips now
>wife won't let me fap in bed because the whole mattress shakes

The ultimate cuck

Gonna get back into TF2 now that Pyro's getting a buff and a broken as shit jetpack. I don't really care about the Overwatch event, it's the same as last year's and I already grinded for the cosmetics with a group dedicated to grinding event items.

you're on Sup Forums lets be honest, you don't shave at all

I found out about Wakake recently and I like it

Not him but I fap a lot despite having a wife as well. Sadly women aren't cock sleeves that are ready for sex at every waking moment and I have the libido of a 13 year old so I need to get off at least once a day.

>only 4"

.....

>tfw only 4.5

Get a better wife. What failure of a women can't satisfy her husbands needs?

I know this feel.

im playing with new doggo. shes pretty sweet.
just waiting for xenoblade 2 and hoping that the first one comes to switch eshop so i dont have to sell a kidney for a copy

What is that attachment thing called again?
Asking for a friend

>tfw will be obsolete when robot wives are popular

Whatever you throw away into your backlog.
Don't forget about those games.

Now that's a big peep

I actually used to own one of these. My opinion will always be that these kinda things are way more trouble than it's worth when you can just use your hand.

The pleasure isn't in how hard you beat your meat or in which way, it's about what's on your mind while doing it.

Ammonia+bleach

Yakuza Kiwami. It's really good, I'm trying to keep a balance between the main quest and side content.

deathgrip detected

I had one of these cheap chinese plastic fucker, don't buy. It'll break easily.

nice estus flask.

Some Planetside 2, then some TF2

am i cool

>tfw you learn what deathgriping is after 15 years of masturbation

Erm... what?

when you power grip your donger desensitizing yourself and making no vagina feel tight ever

Don't buy it. It's crap. Get a Japanese onahole.

Jeez, people do that? I thought the whole point of fapping was stroking yourself, not squeezing your dick.

Surprised that no one posted that DIY guide yet.

It's ok. Just don't fap for a week and use onaholes for the rest of your life.

I deathgrip because I have huge man hands and a big floppy foreskin.

Same here, these are for normies that only fap sporadically i think.
It's mostly for mutilated jew/american dicks.

> creepy neckbeard loser discussing their fake pussy
why don't you go get a real women

>plural
Fuck off chad

literally 30% of men do NOT pass on their genes and it's always been like this

why is this so strange to you?

Roasties get out

i have one of those

it's not good
would rather use my 300$ japanese onahole desu

kys roastie

I got one of these and desu my normal fleshlight is way better. It doesn't feel that special, motors aren't ready yet so be used for male masturbation