Fact 1: Sex sells

Fact 1: Sex sells

Fact 2: If two games are equal, the sexier one will sell better

Fact 3: No sexy game has ever been a flop

You cannot prove these facts wrong

>No sexy game has ever been a flop
Tons of them did

Mass Effect Andromeda
Rise of Tomb Raider
All those Overwatch copies like Paladin and Lawbreakers
Every anime game on Steam

Face it, it's 2017, grown up adult men don't want to look at naked chicks
We want good stories and great gameplay

Andromeda wasn't sexy, the facial animations counteracted everything else

>any of those
>sexy

literal retard

>Mass Effect Andromeda
>sexy

this

>Fact 3: No sexy game has ever been a flop
Were Bloodrayne and X-Blades not flops? I assumed they were.

>no sexy game has flopped.

Bloodrayne sold well enough to get a sequel and a bunch of spinoffs, I think

>X-Blades
The girl looked source filmmaker terrible

There are probably 50 sexy games that no one gives a fuck about for every single game you might call " sexy " that was a commercial success and ( more importantly ) regarded as a good video game.

Red Ninja: End of Honor

No goalpost moving either. It pandered to horny teenagers and still fucking failed because it's a shit game that isn't enjoyable to play.

>No sexy game has ever been a flop

How come there's no games with sexy men then? And don't say Zelda, it has good gameplay as well as having a hot twink.

I love fanservicey games, but I also need them to be of a certain quality as well.

>Bloodrayne sold well enough to get a sequel and a bunch of spinoffs, I think
I kind of meant the sequel/spinoff. I'm pretty certain Betrayal fared poorly.
>The girl looked source filmmaker terrible
Still was being sold on T&A, though.

>No sexy game has ever been a flop
Drakengard 3

Kys yourself my man

Did Drakengard 3 even try to sell on sex appeal?

>ugly old western hags
Gross

>Rise of Tomb Raider
>sexy

Is that the series that turned her into a scared plain looking lesbian that gets brutalized everywhere

>Mass Effect Andromeda
>Lawbreakers

Okay, now I know you are being a retard.

>Fact 3: No sexy game has ever been a flop
>You cannot prove these facts wrong
X-Blades, that one zombie hack and slash game, the Larry series after the ps2 one, and probably a lot more.

see

Valkyrie Profile is my fav game of all times desu and I loved the Indivisible demo, but I hate the fact the devs are [buzzword]

Kinda sucks but not interested.

Looks like a tranny. How come the west is so bad with character designs?

It didn't even try to sell itself in the first place

>nothing getting off on softcore torture porn

this game was solid gameplay except for the fucking last boss.

>Fact 1: Sex sells
>Fact 2: If two games are equal, the sexier one will sell better
>Fact 3: No sexy game has ever been a flop

that's utter bullshit, sexiness has to be subtle or else it turns off the mainstream audience

sure, maybe no sexy game has ever just completely flopped but that's because they always hold a niche audience of greasy neckbeards who play shit like artificial girl

see: dead or alive franchise

yeah compare that to a AAA series with 0 sexiness that still sells 80 billion copies

>No sexy game has ever been a flop
Haydee

It's called 6th gen technology you underage child.

I pirated fallout 4 then made my character look like a slut. Then I replaced every armor in the game with lewd versions. The game still sucks but playing with a boner is dangerous and fun.

I don't do sex. Never have never will. Being 43 and not worrying about getting laid is extremely empowering. I have pretty much everything I've ever wanted and get to do whatever I want.

Drakengard 3 had a protagonist and cast of villains who wouldn't shut up about sex.

That was a flop.

How is life at 43 as a loner? Is it better or even worse than at 25?

Was it? Seemed pretty low budget, I'm sure it made money.

You could also do all of that and get laid too.

Agreed on the first part but I thought the last boss was brilliant

Fanservice is shit tqbh, it just averts attention from the game so that you can get amused even if the story is bland or the gameplay is shit. Like smoke and mirrors on a magic show or ketchup on a really bad plate of food.

I play plenty of eroges but I normally just ignore games with blalant fanservice.

I'm sad that PN03 wasn't all that good of a game, because with a bit of reworking it could have been cool as shit.

Mass effect adromeda looks like shit
Rise of the tomb raider was not a flop
Overwatch beat em all because blizzard plus controversy because a character is too sexy. In law breakers all characters pretty much look like trash.
And anime games on steam sell well to a niché audience.

This bait is shit

I don't recognize that asanagi

...

TERA doujin

All the panty games are flops

Pretty much every anime game now has good looking girls
It makes sense that one of a thousand would be unknown to most people.

>tfw literally only backed indivisible at first because of the cute tomboy protagonist
>tfw literally only backed bloodstained at first because of the qt orphan protagonist
>tfw literally only got into nier automata because of the qt short-haired android protagonist

Came for the waifus, stuck around for the gameplay with Nier. Hope the other two are good as well.

Honestly this game looks so ugly, amateurish and boring after Cuphead set the standards for animated games. Indivisible better have more than its ugly characters and animation as a selling point.

cuphead shill, please leave

no one gives a fuck about your indie shit game, OP

This literally the most wrong post in Sup Forums's history, what the fuck with you?
Or rather which universe are you living in? I want to go there

GOD RANKINGS
Good gameplay with mirin and sexy characters > Good gameplay > Sexy gameplay
A game based purely on sex appeal is trash that only gutter trash would eat up, for example Senran Kagura. A game with good gameplay and sex appeal is always better such as dmc series, bayonetta

I hate to say it, but hentai games have always been a fifteen second boner then a 15 minute flop.

It's always either great aesthetics with shit gameplay or mediocre gameplay with shit aesthetics.

>balloon tits
>sexy
Literally turned me off from playing the game desu

Uppers

This game is a hidden gem. It's not shit.

I dunno the pointlessly inverted camera is a pain.

Eroico plays pretty well. Reminds me of the Wanderers from Ys remaster by Taito, but simpler (and no shitty grinding).

But that's wrong Op, sex doesn't sell, Cute sells.
I bought Hat in time because I thought it was cute
I bought Shante because I thought she was cute
I bought Hallow Kight because I thought it looked cute.

user two forces are fighting for your soul and videogames
Cute vs lewd

But then you got stuff like Rumble Roses, Red Ninja, Remember Me (Remember that one?).

Other M is the sexiest Metroid and also the most hated of the series.

pic unrelated

Metroid fans are autistic 12 year olds so no wonder they don't care for sexy things.

>Mass Effect Andromeda

Do you even remember all the PS2 shovelware who based their games on being softcore porn and flopped massively? Yall niggas werent around for BMX XXX?

That game didn't flop lmao.
It made enough money to remake the game 5 times over

>Mass Effect Andromeda
>sexy
stopped right there

Indivisble is going out of its way to avoid sexualizing anything though because MUH OBJECTIFICATION, despite the same fucking devs making a fanservice game a mere 6 years ago.

Beyond Nier Automata what is considered a sexy game? Games with attractive females?