You pirated my game? No sweat, bro, I already made enough. Have a swell time, man, enjoy!

>You pirated my game? No sweat, bro, I already made enough. Have a swell time, man, enjoy!

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still gonna buy it when i can

This. I admire their compassion.

>You will never make a successful game with your Chad brother

>tfw no Chad to befriend you and help breaking you out of your shell showing you the world

Chads are based

Socially well adjusted people are just better to be around. Hard to be friends with someone who is too full of self loathing to maintain a conversation.

holy shit i remember that thread

what thread

F-FUCK YOU CHAD

>not practicing your archive-fu to find it
Step up bitch nigga.
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/391537912

This is the best meme, contrarians can't call the meme shit without being called a virgin, which is entirely true so they get shut down quick.

*Blocks Chad's path*
There is only room for one of us Chad and you know it, let's finish this once and for all.

Second this

Already made 5 mill in 6 months just off of Youtube. It's everyday, bro.

>manlet
>against a literal Chad
You're out of your league Todd

I personally believe in the integrity of the meme, the only issue is that people often miss the point of it. It's supposed to be demonized minor insecurities VS paragon of humanity disgusting extremes.
Made this today.

He actually seems like a pretty nice guy, Chad memes aside.

Kinda hard when half the archives are dead now. I still can't find deleted shit on Sup Forums.

A thread died for this.

So?

I think you're gay for him.

Like that thread would have been any better

That Todd fella makes a mean game, though. I bought them twice.

>You aren't here alone, are you? Man, a great guy like yourself should be playing with a friend. Let me introduce to you this Asian girl over here. She's a bit shy and timid around boys, but just b.e. yourself and she'll open up.
>Don't forget I've got you two VIP passes to the Cuphead celebration party.

i-i just wanted to try it
it's great, i'm gonna buy it right now

...

But i did buy it

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS IS WHY I LOVE Sup Forums BROS

>Boss and coworkers make fun of me for being a virgin

Well I'm glad you're happy user

>announcing to people that you're a virgin

>implying people can't tell at a certain age depending on how you walk and act

>Uh, y-yeah, I totally have had sex before, haha...

>coworker tells me i should fuck some girl
>tell him im waiting till marriage
>he fucking tells everyone at the workplace
>they all keep ironically calling me a mormon

>being this socially retarded

>instinctively tries perfect punctuation but stops doing it at the end to look alpha

Holy shit, literally me.

You are so right, bro. I don't have the money to buy this game right now, but the hell I'm gonna do it soon

>waiting until marriage
>not getting in some practice to not embarrass yourself with wife
>leaves you to fuck someone who can please her
Have fun champ

i dont exactly plan on marrying a fucking pornstar my dude

How old are you, the longer you wait the more dick 99% of women are taking. More dicks they get the more disappointed they are going to be at your lack of skill

Pirating right now just to make sure my shittop can run it because I'm not buying a fucking Xbox One

>all women are size queen sluts
dont believe it, sorry

These are getting 2meta4me

that's not what he implied at all you turbo virgin lmao

Underage

its exactly what he implied, brainlet
literally 24

>didn't mention anything about size
LMAO fucking dicklets being this insecure

>girls have sex = girls will only settle for giant cocks and will berate/ignore you for having a small one
hmmmmm

its implied, brainlet. if a woman takes many dicks and her standards for performance rise, obviously so will her standards for size.

That's not what size queen means your retard. On that subject though, unless she has an unaturally deep cunt, women only want big dicks to brag about them, but vast majority can't even handle 8 inches on a daily basis

>>girls have sex
is not the claim at hand, brainlet

Sorry, Chad, but no. I'm poor and I live in a shithole country. Smack my bitch up.

>More dicks they get the more disappointed they are going to be at your lack of skill
Meaning if they're experienced (having sex) they want other people that are experienced. Are you actually autistic?

This

Hi virgin

>reddit spacing
guess what else is you

>Buying something you can get for free with zero(0) consequences
I will never get this

and im saying not all women are going to divorce someone because the dick game isnt on par anymore

i would put a fucking bullet in your head cretin

Because that's not how the economy works you millenial freeloader.

>wanting to make sure you've made a binding legal agreement with someone before sticking your dick in them
>it benefits the other party in most if not all cases.

No, you're insisting there's implications of size queen in there. There isn't.

shut the fuck up roastie im done speaking with you

Actually no that isn't what I implied at all. Not once has size been mentioned, I said skill. I implied user wouldn't know how to please a woman because he won't know what he's doing down there like all virgins

Why is woman pleasing such a meme? What kind of cuck gives a fuck about pleasing a whore? Guys need to start looking out for themselves and just worry about making themselves feel good during a fuck

Why is it such a cuck thing to care about other people?

Autistic virgin btfo

>make partner feel good during sex
>get to have sex with them more more often because they know you're good at it
you normies are so fucking stupid why can't you use your powers for good

>make woman cum
>she tells her friends
>her friends now want your dick
>bang more women
>repeat
Word of mouth is a powerful tool to get laid, but I guess a virgin like you wouldn't get that

we're talking about the married life here you literal fucking reprobate. what heroin den did you crawl out of?

Too bad your mom has no friends or I'd be in milf heaven by now :^(

...

Okay fine let's talk about married life
>fight with wife/ other stresses
>she wants to relieve herself with some sex
>sex is so bad she feels even worse
>cycle continues until she breaks down and leaves your bitch ass
Believe it or not but sex plays a big role in a happy marriage, but you'll never know sitting at home jacking it to lolis you fucking gremlin

I can ask your moms friends if they would be interested in you, hell I can even tell you which one is the best fuck since I had them all

Jokes on you, my mom has no friends either.

>DICK NO GOOD ME LEAVE
not everyone is content with marrying some braindead roastie, cuck. stop communicating with dumpster tier women and broaden your horizons.

>Falling for the marriage meme
I'm kekking at how society cucked you out of the limited freedom you had before
Don't procreate you humungaloid

>24 getting bullied at work for being a virgin
>telling others to broaden their horizons
lmao how's that working out for you

These images are getting dumber and dumber. This meme isn't about hurr durr people I don't like = virgin people I like = Chad, it's about the "virgin" doing things that a lot of people do and the Chad doing the opposite to such an extreme that it's a ridiculous caricature. Learn to meme correctly you memekillers

pretty well actually

lol shut up its funny

>who cares what the wife thinks
>not everyone is content with marrying some braindead roastie
make up your mind, virgin

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virgin lmao

Guess she just put on wigs and kept coming back multiple times because she loved my dick so much

Well good on you if you can find a woman who is happy never having an orgasm I guess, all power to you.

Not once have I said I was married do you even read? Shit is just common knowledge.

Man this is fun, why are virgins so mad and dumb?

The meta virgin memes are always the best ones

>Well good on you if you can find a woman who is happy never having an orgasm I guess, all power to you.

yeah well she can buy a fucking vibrator or some shit. literally not my problem.

turbo-virgin detected
off my board

>can't tell it's the same woman in a wig each time
Damn you're a dummy

you're the virgin, virgin

fucking virgin lol

Just never really cared. I got off on the thought of cheesing in her mouth and her kissing you on the cheek as she delivers tendies to you in your cave later.

Why is Chad's mouse unplugged?

You seem like a brainlet user, maybe you should head back over to Sup Forums. This is where the big boys come to talk.

He controls the mouse on the screen with his eyes.

I don't live at home, brainlet.

Isn't the meme itself contrarian in a way? Or is it ironic? I honestly can't tell anymore.

Lol virgin

>literally not my problem.
Would you be with a girl who never puts out? So why would she want to be with a dude who doesn't try for her? Wanting a virgin is fine, hell that's my preference as well, but if you're not even going to attempt to keep her sexually happy then you can't expect that from her.

That just means Chads browse Sup Forums and they appreciate the the classic Chad Stride instead of all the countless re-appropriations.