Where were you when mech battles became a reality

Where were you when mech battles became a reality

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The first metal gears in history. Should this be on history books?

America is going to win

What's the point of the legs if they terminate in a treaded base?

Do you want separate engines for each pair of treads?

>if they terminate
I see what you did there.

Fight is about to start in few minutes.

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>America
>Ugly piece of shit that looks like a "pimped out" car bumper

>Japan
>Looks like Lt. Quattro's Rick Dias on wheels

Already closed the stream when I saw a guy inside of the USA mech. 100% zero chance they would let people inside of that, and also I am pretty sure this is pre-recorded and heavily edited so its not boring as shit when its a stomp

Where the Chad and Virgin edits at?

damn they really got mike goldberg for this thing?

Yeah, this is stupid and not interesting in the slightest. Get back at me when military adventurists and tech gurus combine their strengths for some quality entertainment. It amazes me that so many can be amused by something so incredibly mundane.

When will the first Zaku be constructed?

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2 DUELSSSSSS

>pre-recorded

Wow its fucking nothing

>24 HP
america pls

Wait what, they’re in the things? Can’t someone get hurt?

Is anyone actually stupid enough to believe that this is being broadcast live?

IIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SOLARIS! TIME THIS IS DUNCAN FISHER GIVING YOU THE PLAY BY PLAY!

KEK

Americans crying lol

ONE PUNCH

This is actually pretty lame.

Why did they think that paint cannon would do anything?

hopefully

I guess that's why there are two duels

Holy shit kek

>America
>looks like something designed for war
>Japan
>looks like something designed for anime

HOW WILL AMERICA EVER RECOVER

Probably weren't allowed to fire real guns

probably just being done for publicity and they arn't allowed to hurt the japs robot. that paint gun thing they did was pretty weak stuff

those were their junior bots, the bigger bots are next

Damn, have to talk to a cutie after getting completely laid out

so this...is the power... of american engineering...wow

>tank with a thigh gap
>designed for war

H-HAYAI

Lower target profile.

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH

SOFTWARE UPGRADES

So if Eagle Prime doesn't win then we riot, right?

That was pretty dumb. Obviously the Burgerbot was going to lose since they can't use real guns and kill the other guy.

Hopefully the second fight will be less shit.

JUST LIKE PEARL HARBOR AMERICA SHALL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF DEFEAT AND DROP 12 TONS OF FULL AMERICAN GLORY ON THE JAPANESE PEOPLE.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Kek eagle prime is awesome

Who won?

>chainsword

Warhammer 40K confirmed

you can tell they are just having fun with it.

>Kamikaze drone

JAPANNN

its pearl harbor all over again

Christ what a cringe fest

this is boring

I don't know what I expected

This isn't a fight whatsoever, it's a giant production number. Everything is so fake.

where's the fucking progressive knife

Fucking retarded robots

So this shit is scripted, right? 2 minutes of watching and nothing looks real about this

this is really un eventful

If this is the future, then just end it now.

S C R I P T E D

I know what you expected: a large scale version of battlebots

>Everything is so fake.

>first fight
>japan bot had open space to make that driving ram

>second fight
>they put random shit everywhere so japan bot couldnt do that
>random shit put there to show off americas bots "destructive force"

god, this is fucking stupid.

this
scripted bullshit

the drone thing was a cool concept but they should have filled it with red paint or something, to block Eagle Prime's view

>expect Battlebots on bigger scale
>get a bunch of garbage

This is why tankfags currently make more sense than mechfags.

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Scripted fake and gay

A FUCKING ONE PUNCH!
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it's scripted

IT'S SPHERICAL

>all this fake hype
Just ask the questions don’t be cringe about it.

it's just a proof of concept

50 years from now it'll be more popular than baseball

They literally built Truckasaurus but 29 years after Truckasaurus was already a thing

Something like that. Would be better if they were remote controlled so the robots could just crush each other without restraint.

if they could use live ammo it would be alot more interesting, the goofy paint balls are lame shit.

If it’s scripted why is it so boring

You have sharp eyes. Keep being you user.

Wouldn't this be better if it was scripted, though? I doubt the first match would end in one punch if it was a script.

It's not scripted, just edited to hell. I blame Americunts

I knew this was trash and stopped watching once I saw that the gun barrels were made of PVC.

What a shame.

This. I hate this style of production. Do people find this " epic " as the producers intended or something? Somehow, this style persists despite being utter shit.

Is really boring.

WE G GUNDAM NOW

this is great

>Giving humanity THIS MUCH credit

Yeah it’s just prerecorded and overly edited

aaaaaaaaaaaand you were completely right.

HOLY SHIT THOSE LIGHTS WERE SO STAGED

>grabs truss
>explosions

holy shit this is lame has fuck, is real? looks like a joke in large scale

Ok that shit seemed scripted as fuck

haHAA

>that collapse

Holy shit, WWE tier scripting confirmed

oh my god what a shitshow HAHAAHAH

is this the ufc guy? how much did they pay him

50 years from now, mecha will still be trash compared to tanks, bombers and first gen power suits.

I didn't expect much but I was still disappointed.

They just blew any sense of believability

what the fuck I thought this would be cool, such a disappointment

So am I right in that the American robot weighs more than twice as much? Whats the point of this?

fuck you guys the chainsaw was cool. Japan on suicide watch