Times when vidya got you laid

has a video game ever helped you get laid?

never

These threads are aids. Anybody who responds is a complete and utter fucking moron faggot ruining Sup Forums

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SH got me a wife

Story?

Had really terrible teenage sex (as in we didn't even finish) with a girl I played WoW with. I haven't gotten laid since (I'm like 26 now).

>be me
>like silent hill
>meet qt who also likes silent hill
>start conversation about silent hill
>get to know each other
>fall in love
>get married

Yes.

>Inb4 stories about anons rimming and fucking their male friends because of how they either won or lost matches

Silent Hill, Maine is a quiet American resort town known for its very peaceful ambiance, but the memories of a tragic house fire seven years ago, in which a girl named Alessa Gillespie "died", still haunts the town and the townsfolk. Having had his wife Jodie die of a disease four years ago, Harry Mason is a single parent with an adopted daughter Cheryl. Harry is still in grief from Jodie's death and to help his mental state, Cheryl begs him to take a relaxing vacation to the resort town of Silent Hill, and Harry gives in.

Due to car troubles, Harry and Cheryl arrive in the outskirts of Silent Hill at night, following the winding mountainside road. While driving on the outskirts of the town, Harry sees a girl (an astral projection) walking across the road. Harry swerves his car to avoid hitting her and is knocked unconscious by the resulting car crash.
Harry wakes up later to find that Cheryl has disappeared, and is forced to venture into the snowing fog-covered town to rescue her. At first glance, Harry notes that the entire town, or at least Old Silent Hill, seems to be abandoned. Harry leaves the area to look around and sees Cheryl running away and immediately hurries to follow her. Chasing her through the streets of Silent Hill, he finds himself running down a small residential street and into a dark alley.

The sky suddenly turns dark, a siren blares in the distance, and when Harry lights the area with a lighter, he finds that his entire environment has changed into the Otherworld. The road pavement has been replaced by rusted metal grating and platforms, and the walls are a dark, grimy series of mesh and chain link fences. Everything is covered in rust and blood, tipped with barbed wire, and the shapes of hanging bodies are discernible behind the mesh. The sounds of industrial clanking and grinding metal form a constant cacophony of ambient noise. With nowhere to go, Harry follows the alley and finds the disturbing body of a mutilated corpses.

>be playing halo with friends
>bet that who ever loses has to rim and fuck the winner
>mfw i win

Thanks user, I think I'll give this a go sometime.

its a classic but just expect the movement and aiming to be ass

Kingdom Hearts in high school. Girls who like KH are made of 100% insecurity.

Indirectly yes.

Roommate loved Majoras Mask

He brings his friends over to hang out while we play Majoras Mask.

Girlfriend of one of the friend takes a liking to me, also see's I'm posting on Sup Forums.

A week later she breaks up with him, asks to see me in person.

We've been a happy couple for 5 years now ^_^

If only I would have known.

>also see's I'm posting on Sup Forums.
>
>A week later she breaks up with him, asks to see me in person.

It's the truth. She thought I was alpha shitposting in public.

It didn't help me get laid, but one time my boyfriend and I had sex while his roommate was in the next room (separated only by a thick curtain) and he didn't notice because he was so absorbed in his game of League.

I wasn't very quiet either.

No, but anime did.

Stop with this alpha thing! It's getting on my nerves

nice bait queer

>girl

Oh i wasn't arguing about what gender you are,
I was just pointing out that no-one could be that much of a cunt having loud sex while someone else is in the same room. The story is bait

He wasn't in the same room. We were separated enough so that there's no way he could see us.

Nope. In fact, one girl left me because I kept cancelling dates to play Fallout 2.

Worth it.

Totally untrue. People, especially women, are fucking terrible.

Lets no get into specifics sweety

The point is, you're a rude cunt for having sex while someone within ear shot can clearly tell you were fucking. He was just being nice and trying to ignore it
You've proven you're a woman by showing me how retarded you are anyway

met my wife on minecraft, does that count?

no, at it will never happen because I'm ugly. You need to be attractive in order for someone to love you

My current girlfriend for 8 years and I played Animal Crossing on our second and third date.
Not sure if that counts

I had to give head to one of my friends because I've lost 1on1 in Quake 3.
Does that count?

I played Mario kart on my first date with my gf. She's not really a gamer, though, she just wanted to do something we were both into. This was after we hiked a nearby mountain. For you beta sperglords wondering, hiking is the quintessential casual normie date that's free, healthy, and gives the girl a positive opinion of you from the get go.

>her

Wholesome

Nope. 25 and still a virgin. I finally broke and I'm going to a psych therapist tomorrow though, I need to fix that crippling inability to connect with people I had since elementary school.

DDR on original xbox hueg, whichever one had Sandstorm.

You must not get out much. People are degenerate freaks who will fuck pretty much anywhere if their dick's hard enough/pussy's wet enough.

Oh no, i know. It's not illegal for me to point it though is it?

these pictures are so god damn stupid

I hope you two are well, user.

I was just about to post how this chick literally blew me because I came over and beat Sephiroth for her on the first KH. I don't know what it is about KH but man you guys missed out on those horny KH girls.

Used to frequent the Double Fine forums before the kickstarter. Met a girl from Chicago on there and she was a horney little beast that sent me nudes and camed for me, and was pretty much my personal cam whore.

Then we met up in real life and she tried to kill herself by jumping off a parking garage because she tried to pay for a $70 in change and I stopped het and payed for it myself, all whilw her 400 lbs gay "best friend" (who kept hitting on me and groping me the entire time ) degraded her because he was missing hos homestuck updates.

Did not even get a kiss from her, at least I have nudes I guess.