Achievement for starting the game for the first time

>achievement for starting the game for the first time
>34% of people who own this game have this achievement

>what are backlogs

>tfw you realize achievements are just tools for devs to see how far into the game people play

A reason to kill yourself and out yourself as a non gaming poser that want to fit on neogaf and redddit with picture of his monkey paw.

>94% have won the first battle.

I remember that thread when some user did a box opening of that sonic totem.

This is now a decide your fate thread.

Should I ditch going to work, get fired and move under a bridge?

Fuck you sonic totem, I don't have the balls to do that

can i be a girl

fated

Should I watch hentai instead of regular porn later?

Should i get a waifu?

No problem, thanks sonic totem.

like pottery

Do I take a shit now?

Well fuck

Should I level Tauros to 60 or should I watch Curb Your Enthusiasm while I study japanese

WILL THE STICKBALL TEAM GO BIG THIS YEAR

Can i have something to eat?

>suffering awaits
kek

should i pursue it to all ends

Should I kill myself?

ARE YOU MY FUCKING ENGLISHE TEACHER?

Am I ever going to be truly happy?

Would I be happier if I became a trap?

Should I sell pictures of me crossdressing?

>ARE YOU MY FUCKING ENGLISHE TEACHER?

>Ill see you soon

NOPE

Wow. Thanks totem.

This isn't even an answer.

>For all eternity
You're fucked m8

Its telling you to just jerk off and forget about it since its a sexual desire, never doubt the totem.

I know I told my mate I'd help him at work tomorrow. But it's already 4 am and the pay to work ratio leaves much to be desired.

Should I just tell him I got sick overnight??

But I've been thinking about it for three months, user.

Will I succeed in getting the job I want

Is it gay to get fucked in the ass by a convincing trap?

Will I make truly great music?

MENTAL ILLNESS HOMOS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!