Why is this game getting so many bad reviews on steam?

Why is this game getting so many bad reviews on steam?

Its currently 6/10 and getting lower.

Is it because it triggers people that easy mode is being white?

Steam reviews are less than worthless.

People don't like Uplay.

>Uplay
I'd buy it and refund it just to give it a 0/10. Fuck uplay

>Look it up
>Day one DLC
>denuvo
>And fucking Uplay
I was going to buy this game until Uplay becuase I can take the other shit, but that is too much even for me and I bet people aren't happy with this, I bet the game is fine.

Do you really have to be black to play the game on hard?

i like that you keep making exactly the same thread and it's derailed into "no it's shit" almost immediately

how much damage can your rectum sustain op?

Nope.

>day one DLC
Not just day one DLC
>day one already made on disc DLC
Shit makes SFxT look like childs play

>U Play
>60 Euros for a South Park Episode filled with References

>drm on top of drm on top of drm
>dlc already being shoved down everyone's throats
But do try and politicize everything.

it's just a joke. characters just rip on your blackness like usual in the show

I really loved the last game and wanted to support the devs again, but come the fuck on guys.

if the game launched at $40, had no Uplay and DLC (at least not yet) then I imagine it'd be sitting solidly at Very Positive.

The actual game is fine it's just all the bullshit surrounding the game and the price point that's getting people mad (and rightfully so).

The controls on PC fucking suuuuuuuuck. So many things that have to be controlled with the movement keys, because modern PCs don’t have mouses anymore.

Seriously, the developer responsible for porting the controls to PC should be pushed into a bathtub full of lava…

>ubisoft
>uplay
>denuvo
>day one on disc dlc
>even more dlc out the ass
>season pass
No thank you. I'll wait for the inevitable ultimate collection for half price.

I bought it for ps4. Have none of these problems KEK. Seems to me it's just general PCfags being fags. I'm an idort an also have 400+ steam games and like 20 nintendo games (wii & 3ds). If a multiplat sucks on PC, get it somewhere else. Only a teen or kid would complain about waiting a year for the price to go down.

>Price point

Why does is that making people angry? Most AAA games are $60. Is it really short?

The white/black difficulty turns out to be hilarious. blacks get unrealistically shit upon everywhere while whites are praised greatly for no reason which is basically shitting on the lefts insane view of the world

China no likey

The original game launched at $40 I think. The game has slightly more content than the original but it doesn't justify the $60 price tag AND the extremely expensive season pass.

If the game was $40 and the season pass was slightly cheaper (and revealed slightly after launch) the reception would be magnitudes better.

Nice bait user, but I have lots of money to and I even said I was going to buy it. I only complained about the bullshit that comes with it and supporting people pulling this shit. Also you are still getting day one DLC on the fucking disk with a season pass even on the PS4.

>people missing out on best girl
>the scene she saves your ass and acts all flirty with you

I want to cuck Stan

I don't like u-play
I hate signing up again for u-play everytime I somehow get a ubisoft game, anytime I sign up for u-play I forget all that crap within a week
there's plenty of noticeable clipping in the game
wrong characters speak when they are not around
I got stuck into a wall
I finished the pimp slapping quest and after celebration selfies with the bitches I got a blank screen
when I first started the game I got a blank screen with no sound
I didn't have any of these problems with the last game, or I didn't notice last time.
how does Ubisoft release another buggy game?

Classic Ubisoft greed.

are they even dating in the show anymore?

at what point can you get her? I'm on the second night dealing with Butters.

>Ubisoft
>QA
heh

Given the first has practically no replay value, it's not surprising people would be wary about paying more for the sequel.

It's boring. South Park IP is really weak so only a bunch or redditor see it as a "star wars" that must be bought to support it. Other see a shallow game with ugly UI and bad design mechanics

>blacks get unrealistically shit upon everywhere while whites are praised greatly for no reason which is basically shitting on the lefts insane view of the world
isn't that exactly what they perceive it to be?
is there anything if you aren't at one of the extremes?

>The original game launched at $40 I think.
You are sorely mistaken.

No game gets bad score for its pricing. It's the excuse of people who can't defend their bad purchase.

Probably because of both Devnuvo ANd Uplay + Day 1 DLC.

No it is supporting it, because if you make fun of something you pretty much say that it excists.

It actually makes sense.

Blacks are pretty much braindead savages, meaning any task that requires strategic planning or thinking in some way is going to be much more difficult for them.

You are dumb.

>The original game launched at $40 I think.
Wrong. It was $60. Didn't have Ugay though.

Oh, and there's a shit ton of bugs on the P version, like constant audio crackling.

OBSESSED

With? I don't get it.

MICROAGRESSION

HIT HIM

if you don't hit them does the prompt come up again next time it happens in the same fight?

Sometimes I'd like to save the microaggression smack to cancel moves worth cancelling.

ur dumb

Yeah I have a job and don't care, and I'm sure countless other people don't as well. If I was willing to pay 50 (on amazon) day-one, what makes you think I'd give a shit about all this crap? Seems to me that maybe PCfags/foreigners care more than idorts/plebs do, whether cause they're piratefags, poorfags, or foreigners, it all amounts to bitching. I usually wait a year or so and buy things on the cheap but a couple times a year I'll pay full price. Would have gotten the steelbook too but I was running low on money for the week.

>Why is this game getting so many bad reviews on steam?
Because it forces people to install uplay on top of steam, and it uses denuvo and steam DRM.
But it's mostly because of uplay, the forums are going nuts about it.

You can keep working at McDonalds and bring stupid throwing your money away for all I care. I work in the Medical field and make tons of money, but I am not going support scummy business practices. Most people that are older then 16 and know that games never use to pull this shit won't like this shit.

Ushit Ubishit
We all shit
I boycot all ubisoft simple as that fuck them.

>Have none of these problems KEK.
You have the problem of owning a console, that's much more severe.

>barely any original jokes just refferences to the show

Its why i barely even touched the first game just such a mediocre piece of shit

And that in a game review is revelant as?

>uplay

AHOY THERE MATEYS

well say whatever u want

but practices like this is the reason y i donate 2 companies i like & only buy from companies i hate if its a 75%off or more sales -- plenty of indie/good-studios 2 buy from that r good 4 me 2 play as i w8 for the price 2 drop & a seasonal sale 2 happen

uplay and drm you dunce

Right there with you user.

First game was great, I'm guessing this one is as well. You can't stay mad at them for insulting daddy forever, champ.

You'd think that the industry would have evolved past the "pirates actually get the better experience" shit by now

Nope. But Cartman has date now, not her, and he hate her.

Uplay has a tendency of making the game unfunctioning.

As much as people like to shit on metacritic of rating scores in general, Steam reviews show that if you give power to PCfags they will shit on games for using "wrong" business practices instead of the actual game.
Imagine being this bitter.

As it comes bundled with it and you have to install it. My god you're a moron.

Uplay + polarising their existing customers (really dumb business move, wolfenstein 2 will suffer the same fate)

One of the main mechanics in progression is doing fetch quests so you can take selfies with random people. Even on hard mode the game is easy as fuck, and you can pick white on hard mode it doesn't actually work like that there's a menu for combat difficulty in settings. The point is, the combat is very sub par, every single house has the same exact copy paste layout besides a few and some basements. Low effort borderline phone game combat with 2 hours of a cartoon. It would be good if the actual story was pretty funny but it's mediocre like the show is currently. It's getting bad reviews because it is a bad game. If you remember the 64 south park game fondly its because it was actually funny and interesting this shit is just trite and topical. Fart jokes/SJW/Race hack comedy writing. I rate it a fat stinky number 2 out of 10.

>Imagine being this bitter.

welcome to the world of entitled shits and social media

I was going to buy the game. But the denuvo, uplay, and dlc is making me hold off for a goty edition.

Sure, less money and stuff

i know right. fuck people for actually having a backbone and demanding standards. classic consolecuck logic.

>it's cracked already

Denuvetty never drew a dime

>fuck people for actually having a backbone and demanding standards

no, its called being a child and thinking youre owed something. if you dont like it dont buy it, move on. but you need to be all LOOK AT ME I DONT LIKE THING PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

I preordered the first game like a fool and specifically remember the $60 price point. The gold edition for 2 is even more cancerous as it Jacks the price up to $90 despite being a 12 hour casual RPG. The journey is nice but it's got no replay value and when you stack that $90 gold edition of South park against something graphically impressive even as filtered as Battlefront 2 is that gold edition is $80 and you can see why a lot of people wouldn't want to throw down so much money for what amounts to a 12 hour flash game

>if you dont like it dont buy it
You can't know if you'll enjoy the game or not before buying it

And if I mention piracy you'll call me a manchild for not supporting the developers and being a n(criminal)igger

I'm looking for the high sparrow?

>if you dont like it dont buy it, move on. but you need to be all LOOK AT ME I DONT LIKE THING PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

how about you take your own advice, dipshit

>shitting on the left

This is the opposite of what it is doing

>if you dont like it dont buy it
>buy game because you think you'll like it
>end up not liking it
>tell other people why you didn't like it
>"FUCKING ENTITLED MILLENIALS WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE HAVING AN OPINION AND SHARING IT IN A PLACE SPECIFICALLY MEANT TO SHARE YOUR OPINIONS FUCK YOU"

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>not liking shitty business practices is entitlement
The state of Sup Forums

>WAAAH IM A PETULANT CHILD

true but this day and age you can easily find out about a game before you buy it. you dont need to day one purchase everything

Uplay, DLC, Denuvo, preorder bonus, 90$

>WAAAH PEOPLE ARE INSULTING THINGS THAT I LIKE WAAAH

>Expecting quality
>From South Park
There's you're problem.

>Codepunks

Holy shit

I keep seeing this "argument" yet people don't see how self-centered they are.
Your standards aren't THE standards. If I crank up my standards really high then am I allowed to shit on your favourite game for petty reasons?
Can I shit on Silent Hill 3 for not including audio options for voices and trash it for not including stuff I wanted?

If you don't like shit like Denuvo on multiplats then just buy the console version. You ARE an idort, right?

The third one looks less white than the fourth one

>wanted to support the devs again

It's not the same devs. Obsidian isn't working on this.

No, you are the moron. Game review should be about games.

>support the devs again
Different devs.

Mirage arcane warfare before they hit the panic button
Deformers
Many of the VR "games" by major publishers are priced fairly high for a 30 minute thing and you can see people complain about price in all of these games

>you can easily find out about a game before you buy it
And if you see something from one source it may praise the game, and from another shit on it.

The best way is to try the game out YOURSELF to know if you'll enjoy it. Not listen to everyone else.

How immature do you have to be to call people children for forming an opinion on their own in ESL tier English?
Like seriously, what the fuck makes you think acting like this is okay?

>am I cool yet guys?

>muh maga
Shut the fuck up, retard. The last time you influenced something was when you got /new/ removed.

Launched at 60 dollars and got a price drop to 40 a relatively short time after launch.

And if you don't like something don't recommend that other people buy it. Oh wait, that's exactly what steam reviews are.

But they want to buy it, dipshit, they're not okay with what comes bundled with it. They want a complete game not another platform.

>am I allowed to shit on your favourite game for petty reasons?
Yes, you are. People are going to call you a retard for it, but you're allowed to form your own opinion. Having an opinion isn't entitlement.

Other people disliking a game should have no impact on your own enjoyment of it. Next year you can bring it up in a “Fuck you i liked it” thread

It's also less of a Paper Mario clone and more of an SRPG, which probably turned some people off.

MICROAGRESSION

>old SP made fun of both radical sides while holding a center point of view
>nu SP just makes fun of one group or side while agreeing with the other