>"If you're too much of a wimp to handle running and shooting at the same time, you need to get the hell out of the gaming industry"
"Go back to playing Casualbourne, real men play Contra while shotgunning a beer,
>"Gaming journalists are the lowest of the low. They'll complain about how you are objectifying women," he said, setting his Pabst Blue Ribbon on to an end table shaped like Tracer's posterior, "they only get this way because they crave attention from real news sites. If I see someone writes or works with a gaming press outlet, I automatically think lesser of their opinion."
>Go back to playing Casualbourne OH SHIT SONYFANBOYS ON A MURDEROUS RAGE NOW
Kevin Morales
>he said, setting his Pabst Blue Ribbon on to an end table shaped like Tracer's posterio Top fucking kek
Ian Turner
seems ya ass can't read... #whitepplstaylosin
Angel Watson
Ahh yes, Taco News. Totally not fake right?
Isaiah King
This looks fake. Looks like some fanfic written by a Sup Forumsirgin.
Lucas Clark
Seems pretty legit to us :^)
Wyatt Adams
I have no idea what you're talking about user. he said, setting his Pabst Blue Ribbon on to an end table shaped like Tracer's posterior
Luke Thomas
Holy shit, it's done, Sony is over.
Michael Reyes
You could sue someone over slander.
Jason Martinez
White supremacists with his shitty racist game, everyone. When i see one i think lesser of his opinion.
Bentley Price
You butthurt little baby.
Jayden Walker
What are you talking about? I'm completely neutral. I'm just saying from a legal perspective, writing an article and including made up quotes will hold up in a court of law if the person in question should pursue legal action.
Lincoln Williams
Who's the guy on the right? I would love to lick those pecs. And No, I'm not a fag!
Tyler Gomez
He sounds like a douchebag.
Jacob Moore
I like the cut of this guys everything. I grew up playing Crash Bandicoot, seeing people falter at basic shit is just sad.
Nolan Turner
Damn this guy is cool as fuck. Would definitely have a drink with him.
Grayson Wright
t. journalist
Josiah Lewis
I hate retards like this. You could take anything and twist it into whatever retarded idealistic shit you want if you try hard enough.
I acknowledge when shit is a problem, but to live your life constantly looking far too deeply into shit just makes you an annoying asshole.
Brayden Cooper
...
Luis Cruz
too fucking good these chad vs virgin are getting better and better
Brayden Lee
Fake because nobody in the western industry has the balls to speak the truth.
>that time Shiggy said western audiences are lazy and just want their hand held through a game and to put zero effort into gitting gud
Aiden Hall
Chad is literally saving gaming. Get fucked numale indie devs.
Jace Carter
>"Gaming journalists are the lowest of the low. They'll complain about how you are objectifying women," he said, setting his Pabst Blue Ribbon on to an end table shaped like Tracer's posterior, "they only get this way because they crave attention from real news sites. If I see someone writes or works with a gaming press outlet, I automatically think lesser of their opinion." WOKE
Sebastian Davis
the escapist must be desperate
Liam Clark
m-my turn?
Jose Ramirez
>Cuphead is white supremacy.
Luis Anderson
>This is not "satire." This is lies. This is clickbait. This is irresponsible. This devalues the Escapist as a news source.
This guy is the best part.
Austin Bennett
desperate
Ryan Russell
He's right, they shouldn't be publishing satire on the same website as everything else.
Nathaniel Nguyen
If this was satire or parody it would be the funniest goddam thing I've seen in years. But it's posted on /v, and actual fun stuff doesn't get posted on /v so he's propably serious
