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Well, Sup Forums?

Video games.

>liking video games

Lol what a fucking faggot holy shit

>>/vg/

fuck off child this is an 18+ board, the play corner is over there

What does the favorite thing actually do in Stardew Valley?

Interesting

I don't know, I just bought it and I have no idea what's going to happen

at a few points in the game you consume fruit that increases your maximum energy, the taste of that fruit reminds you of "favorite thing"

"the taste of the fruit reminds you of dicks"

So I'm eventually going to see a message in lines of the taste of the fruit reminds you of MILF asses?
I guess I could have chosen worse or something funnier.

Also on retrospect I should have chosen the forest farm and name it Morning Woods

>tfw I unironically put video games

I put my girlfriend because then when I eat a starfruit it says I think of her and I often do.

so it's true, the underages are among us after all

Which farm is the best?

>the taste of the fruit reminds you of fruit

First one if you want the "best" one but i like the water one because it looks nice.

get normal you dingus for new players

epic.... simply.......... epic...............

>Picking any answer other than Rockin

same
>Your mind is filled with thoughts of video games!

baffled me the first time I saw it.

Real men play on the monster farm so they can grow powerful enough to be worthy of Leah

>Leah

Let's get this settles once and for all. Who IS best girl?

>Abigail:
The *holds up a spork* edgemasters first choice. She also appeals to goths, feeders and other assorted scum like 40k fags and """"wizards"""""
>Emily:
"I can't take care of myself and need a mommy to change my diapers!". For the manchildren who has a weird creepy fixation on being pampered by their mothers
>Haley:
The complete normalfag dudebro's choice. You probably play sports and have friends. Just kidding, you're a bitter bullied nerd in school so you want to "get back" at stacey and the jocks by wooing one.
>Leah:
Nobody ever chose her. That's how shitty she is. And by freak accident if someone did marry her in a drunken blackout moment, it's to show everyone they're special snowflakes
>Maru:
For the black fethisists who literally base their entire life around a race fetish. They have nothing else in their pathetic lives to live for than idolizing a colour.
>Penny:
For the most boring people out there who has no personality and enjoys cucking, Penny is the right choice since she's just as boring as they are.

To add to this
>Abigail
Bitch eats rocks. ROCKS.
>Emily
Drunken barfly
>Haley
Nuked roastie
>Leah
Smells like BO, probably doesn't shave her armpits
>Maru
COLONIZED
>Penny
Objectively purest maiden

It's Abby that smells like shit though. Bet her locker contains overused unwashed underwear

>Bitch eats rocks. ROCKS.
>using shitty fancanon to justify hating characters
>Drunken barfly
she's worse than drunken, she's a fucking spirituality hippy
>Smells like BO, probably doesn't shave her armpits
that's abigail, her locker in the spa smells like shit. Leah is just MUH EX MUH EX MUH EX
>Objectively purest maiden
>falling for the "please save me from this garbage" fedora-tipping white knight bait

>purest
>2 kids

>Haleyfag

They're not her kids you fucking cockwomble

even worse lol

She's the teacher of the village. How do you dear to talk shit about my wife? She remained virgin for me until that night at the spa.

dare, sorry

What? Why would I need to say anything about Haley or Maru when you were spot-on about the two? Fact is, they're all shitty stereotypes with a personality as deep as a puddle.

>tfw all the portraits are disgusting

I never tried to play stardew valley because it doesn't have a single likeable girl.

Harvest Moon and Rune Factory have that market in lockdown.

I see the gays are out in force today. Enjoy Alex's STD riddled dick, fag.
Or perhaps you identify with cucked Pierre? A pathetic beta who's raising an alphamale's daughter?

these

People dunking on Haley confirmed for not romancing her. She drops the "preppy" pretence and reveals she's actually an artsy hippy at heart who loves photography.

I had no idea what it was going to do either.

Food. God I love food so much.

>implying people aren't two dimensional and that they have nuances if you get to know them
Look at this normie!

friendly reminder that marriage and child conception dialogues are hardcoded
this means marriage and child conception dialogues still treat your tranny sebastian as a male

>implying mist, shara, raven, Laura, Ellie, Karen, poppy or the rest was likeable.
I remain a bachelor thank you very much

female sebastian just became female (male) sebastian

Forest is most aesthetic

Dirty Dan "She'd better hope therapy is covered by her healthcare provider" Schneider would just install the Jas mod

sauce

post good portrait mods

>this derailer again
Why is Wednesday alway 8ch happy hour? It's been like this all day

>ctrl+f "penis"
>0 results
>ctrl+f "cocks"
>0 results
>ctrl+f "dicks"
>1 result

I'm glad.

This is kinda hot, where's the mod?

Can I get fucked by animals in this game yet

>people so shallow they hate her from day 1 wouldn't romance her
You don't say.

I'm sorry, using that word added nothing of value to my post, I'll delete it.

this guy gets it

I chose Leah because she looks like a farm girl

...

So basically Leah with a filter. Rather just waifu Leah, thanks.

That just makes me want her more.

I want to slide my hands down the back of Abigail's pants and feel her sweaty butt after hours of adventuring and slaying monsters.